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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:16 AM Author: Turquoise stimulating background story macaca By active I mean 5 poasts per week on average. Today at 12;37 EST all active XO poasters are instantly transported to the same forested hillside several miles from the outskirts of ancient Athens. Everyone has on what he/she is wearing and whatever was in your pockets or your hands at the time of transport. What is the most likely result of this strange event? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24930901) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:02 PM Author: mentally impaired emerald market milk I become apoplectic when I cannot poast from my phone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931484) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:38 PM Author: Canary 180 point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#25512167) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:53 PM Author: Laughsome Bistre Stain I curse the uselessness of my wireless mouse, and the fact that my phone was on the desk instead of in my pocket. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#26474648) |
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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: Turquoise stimulating background story macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#26493563) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM Author: free-loading jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#27588580) |
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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:41 PM Author: slate appetizing nursing home Would just calmly say... NO BRO! I'm Greek, brah! I'd give them the secret grip... and wink as I say... it's for life! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#26658065) |
Date: January 31st, 2014 11:18 AM Author: Green jet-lagged faggotry The citizenry is perplexed by this group of slanty-eyed guys in weird clothes who don't speak Greek and executes us all before nightfall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24930910) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:20 AM Author: Saffron Fighting Gaping Mood Imagine Halford being executed by a massive Greek semi nude musclestud... "Noo! I'm one of you! I like your cock! Fuck clothmos right!" *CHOP* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24930914) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:21 AM Author: iridescent station cuckold lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24930918) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM Author: thirsty menage queen of the night lol, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931204) |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:43 PM Author: balding scourge upon the earth kitchen loling in my office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#25092349) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM Author: free-loading jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#27588583) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:16 PM Author: Angry university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#27588950) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:33 AM Author: painfully honest flesh kitty lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24930979) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 7:47 AM Author: Turquoise stimulating background story macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#25579337) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:38 AM Author: pale indirect expression There would be enough of us that we could pretend to be some roaming hill people. Furthermore everyone knows lawyers are great communicators, we could probably get in good with them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931002) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:57 PM Author: blue big stock car LMFAO @ the "great communicators" part. Yeah I'm sure they'd love this group of aspie weirdo foreigners. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931461) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM Author: painfully honest flesh kitty "lawyers are great communicators" LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLL |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:22 PM Author: Arrogant mustard national 180, but at you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#25092270) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:15 PM Author: Hyperventilating Adventurous Lay "They're not 180ing with you, they're 180ing at you" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#26474438) |
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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:40 PM Author: mind-boggling navy site lol ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#26658063) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:26 AM Author: stirring dingle berry hospital Within 500 years, the world would surpass the level of technology in this world's 2014. Aside from technology, other scholarship would flourish as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24930943) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:32 AM Author: Red pit persian Would they have enough science to do anything with our smartphones after executing us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24930975) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:35 AM Author: Rambunctious base hominid they wouldn't execute you, they would assume Zeus sent you or assumed your form for some reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24930986) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:36 AM Author: gold insecure french chef shitlib I am a high ranking scout in the army by morning. My knowledge of and ability to intermingle with eastern peoples proving invaluable. Similarly my memorization of the Greek alphabet puts in the top .01% intelligence of all citizens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24930995) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM Author: Offensive henna whorehouse alpha How different is Greek from Ancient Greek? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931498) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM Author: gold insecure french chef shitlib My bad I know the Ancient Greek alphabet. Whichever one Parmenides wrote in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931633) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:25 AM Author: Turquoise stimulating background story macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#27587602) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:34 AM Author: Rambunctious base hominid We'd all die of disease and find the living conditions unbearable, but the Athenians would think we were sent by the gods or gods ourselves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24930982) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM Author: maize pungent trailer park travel guidebook they would die from our diseases as well. i've been in Beijing, Shanghai, rural China, Taipei, Bangkok, Pattaya, Tokyo etc. and tons of airports all within the last couple of years or so mixing germs with people all the while. the number of people i've mixed germs with is probably as great as europe's population in 300 BC. i'd say we'd wipe them out unintentionally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931632) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:37 AM Author: Mewling khaki personal credit line I guess I'd be raped and then die from disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24930999) |
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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:11 AM Author: Copper wonderful juggernaut gas station More likely never get laid again as xo posters go crazy at the freedom to fuck young boys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24965155) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:39 AM Author: Frum garnet institution jap this would be 180 lets do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931007) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM Author: Mewling khaki personal credit line The smell would start to drive you insane within a day, and so would the lack of modern plumbing. You would have no access to medicine, and if your immune system is vulnerable to some bug from that period you would just die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931010) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:26 PM Author: Anal naked ceo locus lol. I haven't been to a doctor since eighth grade. You have never pissed on the side of a highway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#26535943) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM Author: iridescent station cuckold I've blocked off my Outlook calendar after 2, except for a 30 minute call at 4, so I'll have to come back for a little bit but then I am free. Until Monday morning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931011) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM Author: Frum garnet institution jap ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931209) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:28 AM Author: poppy contagious philosopher-king address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#27587622) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:19 PM Author: At-the-ready Provocative Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#29746639) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:10 PM Author: Geriatric deep plaza *prints off schematic for henry repeating rifle*
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:17 PM Author: Geriatric deep plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931227) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:26 PM Author: Geriatric deep plaza Boooom is immediately considered a philosopher as he wails "WE CAN MAKE IT" in the outside of the senate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931269) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:30 PM Author: painfully honest flesh kitty history will remember him as the GOATUS POTUS of Greek Antiquity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931295) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:56 PM Author: Geriatric deep plaza "GLADIATORIAL GAMES ARE A SCAM" he bellows. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931456) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM Author: Frum garnet institution jap lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931466) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM Author: Saffron Fighting Gaping Mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931468) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:01 PM Author: violent flushed roommate main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931476) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:03 PM Author: painfully honest flesh kitty "As he saw the aura of great wisdom envelope Athens and even Sparta with his golden words... that is when he began his magnum opus, The Republic..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931487) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:07 PM Author: Awkward rose area lol idiot, they didn't have gladiators in ancient greece. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931508) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM Author: painfully honest flesh kitty don't fight the hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931524) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:24 PM Author: Awkward rose area hypo is ancient greece, not gladiators (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931605) |
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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:46 PM Author: hairraiser mauve voyeur (xo poast... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#25743638) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:28 PM Author: Anal naked ceo locus greeks watched on ESPN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#26535954) |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: cocky meetinghouse "While countless bad things exist across Greece, nothing is worse than athletic competition. Firstly they do not know how to live well nor would they be able to do so; for how could a man who is a slave of his jaw and weaker than his belly acquire prosperity beyond his father? Additionally they are not capable of working for a living and making the best of fortune, because they have not learnt good customs and hence change with difficulty when facing a lack of resources. They are illustrious in their youth and go back and forth as statutes of the city. But when bitter old age falls upon them, their humble cloaks are no more through a loss of thread. Also, I blame the custom of the Greeks, who gather together for these men and honour useless pleasures for the sake of a feast. Who by wrestling well or being swift footed or by punching a jaw finely aided his paternal city through the winning of a crown? Will they fight the enemy in their hands or repel them from the fatherland by striking between the shields with their hands? In this no one is silly when standing before the spear. Wise and good men must be wreathed with leaves, along with him who, being a moderate and just man, leads his city very finely and the man who puts away bad deeds with words and diminishes battles and civil wars, for such things are fine both for every city and every one of the Greeks."
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:47 PM Author: Geriatric deep plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#25512211) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:47 PM Author: Geriatric deep plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#26474621) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM Author: carnelian black woman "i want to be mauled to death by a tiger live in the city square" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#27587641) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:36 PM Author: glittery milky chad turdskin CRIMINALLY underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#27589466) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:04 PM Author: Buck-toothed electric furnace even if we can't speak greek, we can make a correspondence to our letters and greek, and after time, would be able to communicate crudely. since there are many SCHOLARS here we know about plato, aristotle, the presocratics and homer, we would be impress them with what we knew. after we got past the language barrier somewhat, we could teach them important things like penicillin, gunpowder, how to make electricity from turbines, improved smelting techniques. we could teach them Newtonian physics, basic biology and chemistry, we could tech them about basic algebra and calculus. assuming we didn't get die, within a year, we'd be considered gods. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931491) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:09 PM Author: Awkward rose area lol at lawlyers knowing how to extract penicillin or make gunpowder, or generate electricity, or smelt, or do anything but queef all day about serial commas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931518) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM Author: Buck-toothed electric furnace lol at you thinking this is still a law board faggot. get that fuck out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931522) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:23 PM Author: gold insecure french chef shitlib Me and diesel'd be having gay butthole orgies with the local homofags within like twenty minutes. Then we would create a crude form of grindr by etching personals on a wall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931597) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:25 PM Author: painfully honest flesh kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931609) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:47 PM Author: Frum garnet institution jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931769) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM Author: poppy contagious philosopher-king address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931799) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:14 PM Author: Buck-toothed electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931962) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:16 PM Author: Frum garnet institution jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24964849) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:18 PM Author: unhinged business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24964863) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:19 PM Author: Frum garnet institution jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24964867) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:22 PM Author: Racy Public Bath Volcanic Crater there was nothing 'gay' about greek butthole orgies, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24964883) |
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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:45 PM Author: frozen spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24980787) |
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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:47 PM Author: Frum garnet institution jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24980803) |
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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:50 PM Author: Frum garnet institution jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24980825) |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:04 PM Author: boyish bright deer antler sanctuary jfc we're all done here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#25092176) |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: Frum garnet institution jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#25092410) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:00 PM Author: frozen spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#26474330) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:16 PM Author: Hyperventilating Adventurous Lay moderately overrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#26474442) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:46 PM Author: Odious Parlour Incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#26474616) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: Talking brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#26535858) |
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Date: November 5th, 2014 8:46 PM Author: frozen spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#26656645) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:28 AM Author: poppy contagious philosopher-king address *Swipes right* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#27587627) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2016 6:48 PM Author: Talking brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#29746405) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:35 PM Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#49693024) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:48 PM Author: Dead concupiscible wrinkle The entire poasting community cheers as gay sex with young boys is now socially acceptable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931774) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM Author: sadistic preventive strike Thankfully I'm carrying today. So they'd be scared shitless by my pistol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931793) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM Author: Dead concupiscible wrinkle One shot into the air and you'd basically be treated as a god. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931804) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:52 PM Author: poppy contagious philosopher-king address BOW BEFOR ME AND PRAY THAT MY MERCIFUL BULLET MIGHT YET DESCEND FROM THE SKIES AND PIERCE THY CRANIUM!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931812) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM Author: Dead concupiscible wrinkle I would totally be your manservant in ancient greece. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931819) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM Author: gold insecure french chef shitlib They'd just send out some cyclops to kill you and then we'd all have a homosexual bacchanal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931818) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:33 PM Author: painfully honest flesh kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24932124) |
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Date: November 4th, 2015 7:52 PM Author: cerebral water buffalo state ...but after he sneezed they would murder him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#29111772) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:58 PM Author: stirring dingle berry hospital We could probably figure out primitive gunpowder. Isn't it just saltpeter and piss? I don't know what saltpeter is or where to get it, but we can ask some Greek dood. Make some primitive arms and conquer the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24931865) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:22 PM Author: violent hell feces Modern archaeologists would write volumes on the significance of the cryptic message carved into over 850 monuments, cave walls, and cliff sides all across Greece that date to between 300 and 280 BC:
DIESELNOJERBPWNED |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:42 PM Author: stirring dingle berry hospital lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#24932195) |
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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:50 PM Author: magenta titillating therapy shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#26658096) |
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Date: February 17th, 2014 7:30 AM Author: Geriatric deep plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#25033828) |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: balding scourge upon the earth kitchen best thread I've read in awhile (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#25092356) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:26 PM Author: Idiotic Old Irish Cottage it's sad that i don't think i could advance mathematics past euclid at all.
but i think you write down general thoughts about what you know about history and modern tech that would sow seeds of inspiration that would advance science by 500 years. |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:41 PM Author: Canary 180 point (shitlawyer who didnt take AP The Calculus in high school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#25512182) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:59 PM Author: razzle-dazzle friendly grandma potus proving all of "modern" math would be the hard part. showing a bunch of dudes in togas the concept of limits/derivatives or whatnot would be easy until thrasymachus decides to go alpha on your ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#25512258) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: Claret exhilarant affirmative action giraffe Proofs yeah maybe...but I could probably derive a fair amount.
And they'd be able to help you out once they saw the end point.
I also was apparently one of the top undergrads in math proofs at my T14. |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM Author: Canary 180 point maths proof* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#27587639) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:00 PM Author: abusive mischievous step-uncle's house math poofs* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#27588866) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:18 AM Author: Bipolar Coffee Pot In 2500 years, archaeologists find grotesque statues of muscled men with 20-inch penises (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#25579475) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM Author: cracking slap-happy chapel really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#25579487) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM Author: Shimmering floppy round eye gay wizard Most would sit around all day and complain about random topics, all while unable to find employment ... same as here.
The azns would be NOWAGed ... same as here.
lisa rowe, bluesmoke, and the rest of the drug addicts would start walking to Delphi to breath in the gasses and become oracles. They would say the same things there they currently say here. |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 3:01 PM Author: Smoky Degenerate Count me in with the Delphic druggies then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#25580472) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:38 PM Author: glittery milky chad turdskin CRIMINALLY underrated poast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#27589485) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: razzle native Semi-srs response:
-A good number of us would die from various ailments, but not all. Adults are generally pretty sturdy against disease and we generally have okay immune systems since we all got sick (we just had treatments and didn't die). We're vaccinated against many ailments.
-We would have a lot of initial difficulties communicating in Greek, but at least some of us could start rudimentary communications and eventually become fluent. It helps that this being ancient times the needed language is a great deal simpler.
-Being both moderns and mostly poli-sci shitheads we would struggle to help science advance in terms of INTELLECTUAL HORSEPOWER, but we could still do a great deal simply by explaining what is common knowledge in the future. Even rudimentary HS and college knowledge would enable huge advances in:
Medicine: Germ theory, what body systems do Physics: Atomic theory, basic Newtonian physics as well as relativity Chemistry: Elements and the idea of chemical reactions. We could potentially help create basic but influential compounds like gunpowder. Biology: Cells, genetics, evolution, ecology Astronomy: Basically everything Geography: A far more accurate world map even if we're stuck trying to hash it out on paper or something. If we have a map with us, so much the better. Economics: Concepts like inflation, supply and demand, price bubbles, joint stock companies, banking, etc. Engineering: Some simple machines could potentially be pushed along by simply explaining the end result. Maybe even a steam engine would be possible. Military tech: The stirrup would be a big one, if nothing else. If we're pre-Philip, so would the sarissa and pike phalanxes. EDIT: Just noticed this is in 300 BC, so Philip's stuff would have already happened. Ignore that.
...and so forth.
-Benzo would give lots of people HIV, which would be pretty goddamn crippling and likely lead to a huge crackdown on homosexuality as practice cursed by God (this being XO, we would probably end up encouraging this belief).
-We would blame our return to the past on "shitlibs" who destroyed the future, and would describe their beliefs and how they ruined the world. This would ensure shitlibs are never allowed to rise again. |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:48 AM Author: Shimmering floppy round eye gay wizard Your last point would make it all worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#25579574) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: chestnut yapping rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#26536127) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:30 AM Author: poppy contagious philosopher-king address lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#27587632) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Primrose corn cake orchestra pit A. I'm so sick of these dumb hypos, no one else is going to get a movie deal from thinking of these silly scenarios
B. /smudge is worshipped as lord and bondsman |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:07 PM Author: Trip sticky nowag bawdyhouse I'd totally invent airplanes and the Archimedes principle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#26474375) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 8:11 PM Author: Histrionic Nudist Principal's Office as i materialize in 300bc i turn around and see one other lone soul standing next to me.
"To be fair," he lisps... |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:15 PM Author: Talking brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#26535871) |
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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:39 PM Author: aqua stag film quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#26658058) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:34 AM Author: Canary 180 point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#27587651) |
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Date: November 6th, 2015 12:35 AM Author: Supple Brass Toilet Seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#29121927) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: fiercely-loyal parlor Hard to think of any real actionable knowledge. I'd build a printing press and advance civilization hundreds of years. Make soap (if I can remember), try to build a bicycle, click up w other xo posters and form the xo secret society. Introduce the plough and compost to grow olives and grapes. Impregnate as many Greek and Turk girls as I can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#26536084) |
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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:37 PM Author: abusive mischievous step-uncle's house No Turks in that region until hundreds of years later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2).#28734647) |
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