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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad
  07/14/25
lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes
Startled lavender market toaster
  07/14/25
Ty
Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad
  07/14/25
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Claret sinister messiness idiot
  07/16/25
are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
Hot Puce Crackhouse
  07/14/25
The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
Hot Puce Crackhouse
  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad
  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
Hot Puce Crackhouse
  07/14/25
Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
nofapping lodge mood
  07/14/25
Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad
  07/14/25
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Carmine Provocative Potus Indirect Expression
  07/14/25
it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
beady-eyed milky base round eye
  07/14/25
who is opposing counsel
racy partner
  07/14/25
A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad
  07/14/25
i wish both you and zurich tp luck
racy partner
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Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad
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180 henna goyim
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Fragrant theatre faggotry
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Shimmering generalized bond lettuce
  07/15/25
9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
vigorous karate piazza
  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad
  07/14/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
vigorous karate piazza
  07/14/25
what a stud
aquamarine hominid
  07/20/25
will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
crystalline theater stage
  07/14/25
I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad
  07/14/25
Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
territorial spot
  07/14/25
Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
vigorous karate piazza
  07/14/25
Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
territorial spot
  07/14/25
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Idiotic sandwich
  07/15/25
The N-word would be a clever wink
180 henna goyim
  07/14/25
You're honor I'm gay
translucent contagious shrine dog poop
  07/14/25
"I have sex with men for money"
vigorous karate piazza
  07/14/25
at least use the word scholarship.
cracking rambunctious resort
  07/14/25
Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...
cracking rambunctious resort
  07/14/25
Bangarang could fly under the radar
Boyish ticket booth becky
  07/15/25
your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black ...
Hot Puce Crackhouse
  07/14/25
CNN made “jet black” too famous
Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad
  07/14/25
I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
Hot Puce Crackhouse
  07/14/25
May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
electric library
  07/15/25
Best of luck
mentally impaired rigor
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good luck buddy the most "appellate" work ive d...
Adventurous adulterous casino
  07/15/25
got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgati...
irradiated school cafeteria police squad
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racy partner
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aquamarine hominid
  07/20/25
EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
irradiated school cafeteria police squad
  07/15/25
judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
racy partner
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Adventurous adulterous casino
  07/15/25
what is this case over anyway
irradiated school cafeteria police squad
  07/15/25
Where is the link
appetizing hall filthpig
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
racy partner
  07/15/25
Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
appetizing hall filthpig
  07/15/25
what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
Bearded Slap-happy Coldplay Fan Gas Station
  07/15/25
looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary ...
glittery church building dysfunction
  07/15/25
Here he comes
irradiated school cafeteria police squad
  07/15/25
He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
irradiated school cafeteria police squad
  07/15/25
rookie blunder
Supple Autistic Orchestra Pit
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ahhhhh shit!!!
Adventurous adulterous casino
  07/15/25
Wow aren't laws crazy
nubile point
  07/15/25
Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack Maybe you two...
appetizing hall filthpig
  07/15/25
1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
irradiated school cafeteria police squad
  07/15/25
Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
Bearded Slap-happy Coldplay Fan Gas Station
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...
irradiated school cafeteria police squad
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180 henna goyim
  07/15/25
almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably alre...
Fragrant theatre faggotry
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orange stirring space roast beef
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aquamarine hominid
  07/20/25
Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
nubile point
  07/15/25
why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
irradiated school cafeteria police squad
  07/15/25
Really makes you think huh
appetizing hall filthpig
  07/15/25
but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
irradiated school cafeteria police squad
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nubile point
  07/15/25
Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo th...
Bearded Slap-happy Coldplay Fan Gas Station
  07/15/25
...
nubile point
  07/15/25
Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad
  07/15/25
Oh epah fucked up
crystalline theater stage
  07/15/25
baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad
vigorous karate piazza
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nubile point
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harsh pisswyrm
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baldmo judge tp
180 henna goyim
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Indecent locale
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Shimmering generalized bond lettuce
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Idiotic sandwich
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Indecent locale
  07/15/25
needs legal advice
Sadistic menage
  07/15/25
Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol
appetizing hall filthpig
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Brindle pistol
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Imagine?
180 henna goyim
  07/15/25
Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
180 henna goyim
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"I can turn him straight"
irradiated school cafeteria police squad
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racy partner
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Indecent locale
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Shimmering generalized bond lettuce
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Big Sable Incel Field
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The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on ...
Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad
  07/15/25
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aquamarine hominid
  07/20/25
I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
irradiated school cafeteria police squad
  07/15/25
“If your honors would like…”
180 henna goyim
  07/15/25
Tho humble
crystalline theater stage
  07/15/25
we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
harsh pisswyrm
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Bearded Slap-happy Coldplay Fan Gas Station
  07/15/25
lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
irradiated school cafeteria police squad
  07/15/25
That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad
  07/15/25
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irradiated school cafeteria police squad
  07/15/25
he's doing great court has no interests in his opponents ...
glittery church building dysfunction
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I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living ea...
180 henna goyim
  07/15/25
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Fragrant theatre faggotry
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Relatively modest recovery tp
nubile point
  07/15/25
Took some umbrage tp Unbridled success tp
nubile point
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irradiated school cafeteria police squad
  07/15/25
Further errors tp
nubile point
  07/15/25
forwent work
crystalline theater stage
  07/15/25
looking at their firm size tp
irradiated school cafeteria police squad
  07/15/25
Just realized that the firm they went against in this case i...
appetizing hall filthpig
  07/15/25
Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
irradiated school cafeteria police squad
  07/15/25
Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
Vivacious Wild Property
  07/15/25
*gayer
crystalline theater stage
  07/15/25
That’s how all people from CA sound
Vivacious Wild Property
  07/15/25
Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
vigorous karate piazza
  07/15/25
He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm...
Indecent locale
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...
Aromatic parlour
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kike
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twinkling prole national
  07/16/25
Agreed Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts he...
appetizing hall filthpig
  07/15/25
he's just "eccentric"
vigorous karate piazza
  07/15/25
why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose t...
irradiated school cafeteria police squad
  07/15/25
tls fox
Indecent locale
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https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html je...
irradiated school cafeteria police squad
  07/15/25
lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liber...
Indecent locale
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...
racy partner
  07/15/25
"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the fir...
appetizing hall filthpig
  07/15/25
did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in th...
fuchsia charismatic stage
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Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
swollen slippery heaven ceo
  07/15/25
let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
crystalline theater stage
  07/15/25
gonna have to be way more specific
irradiated school cafeteria police squad
  07/15/25
👋
Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad
  07/15/25
"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four bl...
curious headpube
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Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad
  07/15/25
You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had ...
curious headpube
  07/15/25
It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂
Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad
  07/15/25
Lmaooooo What was all the discussion about novelty and co...
curious headpube
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We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on Califor...
Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad
  07/15/25
Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind jury plain...
curious headpube
  07/15/25
Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity....
Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad
  07/15/25
Defense taking umbrage tp
irradiated school cafeteria police squad
  07/15/25
I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.
curious headpube
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aquamarine hominid
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Indecent locale
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Histrionic chestnut mad cow disease locus
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was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?
Maniacal toilet seat
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pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris
racy partner
  07/15/25
Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut
Apoplectic Azure Wagecucks
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WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) wh...
Bat Shit Crazy Lake Volcanic Crater State
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stfu fag
crystalline theater stage
  07/15/25
It is good to be home.
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the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polit...
Fragrant theatre faggotry
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racy partner
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litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest...
Sadistic menage
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not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (cand...
Fragrant theatre faggotry
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s
Sadistic menage
  07/15/25
im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and manneri...
Fragrant theatre faggotry
  07/15/25
ive listened to tsinah as well 😔
Sadistic menage
  07/15/25
He’s really good
Aromatic parlour
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im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encoun...
hairraiser coral set
  07/15/25
180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
appetizing hall filthpig
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as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being h...
fighting cocky stage ape
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jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contributi...
Fragrant theatre faggotry
  07/15/25
slaveholders were 180 tho
crystalline theater stage
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EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
fighting cocky stage ape
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Emerald insane deer antler public bath
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So thoughtful! So moderate!
electric library
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you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you ...
Fragrant theatre faggotry
  07/15/25
You really aren’t In a position to comment yet. And ...
Scarlet Sound Barrier
  07/15/25
Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. T...
Scarlet Sound Barrier
  07/15/25
ty pumo
Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad
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Claret sinister messiness idiot
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this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice an...
Fragrant theatre faggotry
  07/16/25
You have no idea what you are talking about.
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im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk...
Fragrant theatre faggotry
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hairraiser coral set
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If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge ta...
Big Sable Incel Field
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nubile point
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twinkling prole national
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You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress
poppy vibrant pocket flask
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Gorgeous guy
Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad
  07/16/25
So do your black gorillas gf peg you? When you go &ldquo...
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At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White an...
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Startled lavender market toaster

lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Claret sinister messiness idiot



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Hot Puce Crackhouse

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Hot Puce Crackhouse

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Hot Puce Crackhouse

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: nofapping lodge mood

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed milky base round eye

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: racy partner

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: racy partner

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Maniacal toilet seat



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Fragrant theatre faggotry



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: vigorous karate piazza

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: vigorous karate piazza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: aquamarine hominid

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: crystalline theater stage

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: territorial spot

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: vigorous karate piazza

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: territorial spot

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Idiotic sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103242)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: 180 henna goyim

The N-word would be a clever wink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101551)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: translucent contagious shrine dog poop

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: vigorous karate piazza

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: cracking rambunctious resort

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: cracking rambunctious resort

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Boyish ticket booth becky

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Hot Puce Crackhouse

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Hot Puce Crackhouse

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: electric library

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: mentally impaired rigor

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Adventurous adulterous casino

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: irradiated school cafeteria police squad

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: racy partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: aquamarine hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: irradiated school cafeteria police squad

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: racy partner

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Adventurous adulterous casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: irradiated school cafeteria police squad

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: appetizing hall filthpig

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: racy partner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: appetizing hall filthpig

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Bearded Slap-happy Coldplay Fan Gas Station

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: glittery church building dysfunction

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: irradiated school cafeteria police squad

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: irradiated school cafeteria police squad

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Supple Autistic Orchestra Pit

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Adventurous adulterous casino

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: nubile point

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: appetizing hall filthpig

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: irradiated school cafeteria police squad

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Bearded Slap-happy Coldplay Fan Gas Station

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: irradiated school cafeteria police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: 180 henna goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Fragrant theatre faggotry

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: orange stirring space roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: aquamarine hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: nubile point

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: irradiated school cafeteria police squad

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: appetizing hall filthpig

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: irradiated school cafeteria police squad

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: nubile point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Bearded Slap-happy Coldplay Fan Gas Station

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: nubile point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: crystalline theater stage

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: vigorous karate piazza

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: nubile point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: harsh pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: 180 henna goyim

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Indecent locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: curious headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Shimmering generalized bond lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Idiotic sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Indecent locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Sadistic menage

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: appetizing hall filthpig

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Brindle pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: 180 henna goyim

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: 180 henna goyim

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: irradiated school cafeteria police squad

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: racy partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: appetizing hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: 180 henna goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Indecent locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Aromatic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: fighting cocky stage ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Shimmering generalized bond lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Big Sable Incel Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: aquamarine hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: irradiated school cafeteria police squad

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: 180 henna goyim

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: crystalline theater stage

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: harsh pisswyrm

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Bearded Slap-happy Coldplay Fan Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: irradiated school cafeteria police squad

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: irradiated school cafeteria police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: glittery church building dysfunction

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: 180 henna goyim

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Fragrant theatre faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: nubile point

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: nubile point

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: irradiated school cafeteria police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: nubile point

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: crystalline theater stage

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: irradiated school cafeteria police squad

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: appetizing hall filthpig

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: irradiated school cafeteria police squad

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Vivacious Wild Property

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: crystalline theater stage

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Vivacious Wild Property

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: vigorous karate piazza

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Indecent locale

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Aromatic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed milky base round eye

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Shimmering generalized bond lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Indigo Pungent Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: orange stirring space roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: translucent contagious shrine dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: twinkling prole national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: appetizing hall filthpig

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: vigorous karate piazza

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: irradiated school cafeteria police squad

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Indecent locale

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: irradiated school cafeteria police squad

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Indecent locale

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: racy partner



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: appetizing hall filthpig

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: fuchsia charismatic stage

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: swollen slippery heaven ceo

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: crystalline theater stage

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: irradiated school cafeteria police squad

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: curious headpube

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: curious headpube

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: curious headpube

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: curious headpube

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: irradiated school cafeteria police squad

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: curious headpube

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: aquamarine hominid



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Indecent locale



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Histrionic chestnut mad cow disease locus



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Maniacal toilet seat

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: racy partner

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Apoplectic Azure Wagecucks

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Lake Volcanic Crater State

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: crystalline theater stage

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Lake Volcanic Crater State

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Fragrant theatre faggotry

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: racy partner



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Sadistic menage

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Fragrant theatre faggotry

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Sadistic menage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Fragrant theatre faggotry

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Sadistic menage

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Aromatic parlour

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: hairraiser coral set

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: appetizing hall filthpig

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: fighting cocky stage ape

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Fragrant theatre faggotry

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: crystalline theater stage

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: fighting cocky stage ape

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Emerald insane deer antler public bath



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: electric library

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Fragrant theatre faggotry

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Scarlet Sound Barrier

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Scarlet Sound Barrier

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Claret sinister messiness idiot



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Fragrant theatre faggotry

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: rusted crawly internal respiration church

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Fragrant theatre faggotry

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: hairraiser coral set

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Big Sable Incel Field

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: nubile point



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: twinkling prole national

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: poppy vibrant pocket flask

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Pontificating fiercely-loyal chad

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: razzmatazz citrine plaza

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: hairraiser coral set

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49105370)



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