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Saw a very weird XO thing happen in court today

We were all sitting around Criminal court with our clients a...
arrogant olive theatre wagecucks
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Was his client spazzing out and shit beforehand? I had a ...
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No it was pretty quiet when he did it. Almost like a joke or...
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magical deer antler
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Did you stand up?
magical deer antler
  10/03/22
Yes you are always supposed to stand when the judge walks in
arrogant olive theatre wagecucks
  10/03/22
There's a peculiar judge here who eschews "ALL RISE&quo...
crystalline theater candlestick maker
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*Courtroom bustle* The judge carefully and gently pushes op...
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Racy Gas Station
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there's a judge I appeared in front of many times that would...
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"THE JUDGE! BESTOW US WTIH YOUR SCHOLARLY JUDICIAL TREA...
lavender violent mexican pisswyrm
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the frosty fritters of jurisprudence!
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Carnelian curious church building
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frosty fritters, tp
Claret Multi-billionaire
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THE JUDGE!
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In the John Adams miniseries a courtier yells LE ROI wheneve...
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Was he very tall and bald with pale white skin?
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: arrogant olive theatre wagecucks

We were all sitting around Criminal court with our clients and the judge comes out and this attorney screams out “THE JUDGE”. Everyone looked at him and wondered wtf he is doing. Even the judge was a little thrown off

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:43 AM
Author: Appetizing indecent potus



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:44 AM
Author: doobsian aqua box office

Was his client spazzing out and shit beforehand?

I had a client spazzing out crying and blubbering and making a scene and i told her she cant act like that when the judge comes out and the bailiff overheard and gave her a minute

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: arrogant olive theatre wagecucks

No it was pretty quiet when he did it. Almost like a joke or someone out him up to it. Maybe the guy was me.

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle obsidian field



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: cream useless brakes



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: excitant crackhouse



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: magical deer antler



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: magical deer antler

Did you stand up?

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: arrogant olive theatre wagecucks

Yes you are always supposed to stand when the judge walks in

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: crystalline theater candlestick maker

There's a peculiar judge here who eschews "ALL RISE", I guess out of some sense of humility or being a public servant etc. Its out of character because he's a pedant.

But tbh I far prefer the all-rise to him stealthily taking the bench and just starting business. Its a loud room, full of proles and lolyers. Provide a clean break to alert everyone this shit is about goooooooooooo

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: Appetizing indecent potus

*Courtroom bustle*

The judge carefully and gently pushes open the door a crack, not trusting that the janitor did a good job of keeping the hinges well-oiled. Coast clear. He opens it a bit wider. The courtroom is full of chatter, surely he'll make it to the bench this time. He opens the door just wide enough to squeeze his wiry frame through, and he is out but for his arm when the plaintiff's counsel, an Olympic pistol shooter and generally eagle-eyed gentleman, snaps his head toward the doorway and shouts,

"THE JUDGE!"

Defendants, plaintiffs, and proletariat erupt in laughter, and the defeated judge, head down, drags his robes over to the bench and slumps down in his chair. "If only a hurricane would wipe Key West off the map..." he grumbles.

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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Racy Gas Station



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: violent corn cake toilet seat

there's a judge I appeared in front of many times that would just have the bailiff loudly announce "REMAIN SEATED, THE HONORABLE JUDGE [], COURT IS NOW IN SESSION," etc

dude was a former PD and had a real sense of public service and humility. 180 guy.

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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Racy Gas Station



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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Racy Gas Station



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 2:18 PM
Author: lavender violent mexican pisswyrm

"THE JUDGE! BESTOW US WTIH YOUR SCHOLARLY JUDICIAL TREATS!"

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: honey-headed impertinent persian spot

the frosty fritters of jurisprudence!

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Date: June 12th, 2025 2:52 AM
Author: Carnelian curious church building



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Date: June 12th, 2025 5:51 AM
Author: Claret Multi-billionaire

frosty fritters, tp

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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: costumed nighttime principal's office

THE JUDGE!

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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: Cracking menage

In the John Adams miniseries a courtier yells LE ROI whenever Louis XVI enters a room. Maybe that's what the attorney was thinking of.

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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Claret Multi-billionaire



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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Racy Gas Station



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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:52 AM
Author: yellow rambunctious dingle berry

Was he very tall and bald with pale white skin?

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