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Seeking: litigation expert. Fully remote. (No litigators, please!)

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big duck-like dilemma
  02/28/23
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litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just befo...
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butt cheeks
  09/07/25
We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.
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  02/28/23
We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you...
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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:29 PM
Author: big duck-like dilemma



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:33 PM
Author: Alcoholic casino quadroon

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:36 PM
Author: big duck-like dilemma

MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a top law firm (or equivalent), and _absolutely no_ litigation experience. The ideal candidate will be an M&A or Capital Markets associate with a can-do attitude and a yen for knowledge who is deeply versed in the ins and outs of civil procedure, pleading standards, fact and expert discovery, and the civil appeals process (REPEAT: ABSOLUTELY NO LITIGATORS). If you have a passion for law (and you are NOT a litigator), please do not hesitate to contact Shaniqua Brown-Stein with a resume and an imaginative essay on your litigation expertise (the sky's the limit but to emphasize: NO LITIGATORS, not even one, we have had to repost this listing several times).

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: Talented tripping gas station



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:38 PM
Author: Yapping University Ratface



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:41 PM
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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:22 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:17 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: big duck-like dilemma



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: self-absorbed site multi-billionaire



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: big duck-like dilemma



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: vigorous self-centered regret range

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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:48 PM
Author: Razzle dysfunction orchestra pit

litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just before jumping off the bridge.

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Date: September 7th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:39 PM
Author: Yapping University Ratface

We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: big duck-like dilemma

We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you coming in thinking you knew litigation---much less had somehow become an _expert_ in litigation---from litigating (or, heaven forefend, being trained by litigators). We instead offer holistic and comprehensive training in what we think litigation is about according to our Litigation Experts, who are unbiased and credible since not a one was ever dumb enough to work as a litigator.

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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: big duck-like dilemma



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Date: November 27th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: big duck-like dilemma



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:32 PM
Author: maize stage



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