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Pilot kills self to save turtle

https://archive.is/z03Ab Fucking idiot. And, no, it wasn'...
Wine Piazza
  06/21/25
I wouldn't assume hitting a turtle would be without conseque...
Mind-boggling theatre
  06/21/25
Turtles are known to crawl up the wheels and wreck havoc if ...
Cerebral patrolman jewess
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Jet turdskin den
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Jet-lagged orchestra pit
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crystalline old irish cottage
  06/21/25
ive seen them spin webs all over aircrafts while havocing
Shimmering concupiscible lodge
  06/22/25
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Jet-lagged orchestra pit
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Geriatric Cracking Cruise Ship Queen Of The Night
  06/21/25
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Indigo low-t mad-dog skullcap
  06/21/25
"It was unclear whether the pilot’s decision to l...
Contagious magenta parlour
  06/21/25
Sealclubber is too stupid to read the article. "Th...
learning disabled foreskin
  06/21/25
durr durr you are an idiot faggot do you think that was unr...
Contagious magenta parlour
  06/21/25
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learning disabled foreskin
  06/21/25
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Puce Autistic Market Mood
  06/21/25
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Puce Autistic Market Mood
  06/21/25
Worth it
Cerise Arrogant Roast Beef Abode
  06/21/25
This is such a Birdshit story, esp that the ATC bitch was a ...
Ivory circlehead ape
  06/21/25
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Geriatric Cracking Cruise Ship Queen Of The Night
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Crawly Aromatic Mad Cow Disease
  06/21/25
turtle bros are 180
Ocher sandwich
  06/22/25
Fuck yeah. Would trade a few more turtles for a few more pe...
Razzmatazz school
  06/22/25
that turtle better grow up and do great things
Beady-eyed vengeful round eye
  06/22/25
earn it
Contagious magenta parlour
  06/22/25


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Date: June 21st, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Wine Piazza

https://archive.is/z03Ab

Fucking idiot. And, no, it wasn't noble. It was a spastic failure to understand risks and values.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49037628)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling theatre

I wouldn't assume hitting a turtle would be without consequence for the plane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49037672)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Cerebral patrolman jewess

Turtles are known to crawl up the wheels and wreck havoc if given the opportunity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49037732)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Coral trip sanctuary dog poop



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Contagious magenta parlour



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: avocado talented dopamine trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49037774)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Jet turdskin den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49037899)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Jet-lagged orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49038210)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: crystalline old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49038222)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Shimmering concupiscible lodge

ive seen them spin webs all over aircrafts while havocing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49039690)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Jet-lagged orchestra pit



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Geriatric Cracking Cruise Ship Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49038057)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Indigo low-t mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49037742)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Contagious magenta parlour

"It was unclear whether the pilot’s decision to lift the tire to avoid the turtle caused the crash."

i suppose you could blame things like physics, gravity, and trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49037770)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: learning disabled foreskin

Sealclubber is too stupid to read the article.

"The communications operator reported that she heard the pilot advance the throttle after lifting the wheel."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49037901)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Contagious magenta parlour

durr durr you are an idiot faggot

do you think that was unrelated to trying to avoid hitting the turtle?

nsam arguing with professor after getting a c on the exam. but palsgraf, professor goldstein!! wahhhhhh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49038020)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: learning disabled foreskin

(sealclubber)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49038024)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Puce Autistic Market Mood

(nsam)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49038053)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Puce Autistic Market Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49037961)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Cerise Arrogant Roast Beef Abode

Worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49037990)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Ivory circlehead ape

This is such a Birdshit story, esp that the ATC bitch was a Birdshit female who just HAD to report a furking turtle on the runway and the Beta Birdshit "man" pilot avoided it cause otherwise 5 million Birdshit women will persecute him for life cause he murdered a furking turtle. This is Western Civilization 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49038047)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Geriatric Cracking Cruise Ship Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49038055)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Crawly Aromatic Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49038068)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: Ocher sandwich

turtle bros are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49039705)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Razzmatazz school

Fuck yeah. Would trade a few more turtles for a few more people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49039711)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Beady-eyed vengeful round eye

that turtle better grow up and do great things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49039839)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Contagious magenta parlour

earn it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2).#49039948)