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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Paralegal Mohammad
  06/27/25
i support islam now
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dandified nigger
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Covid was a Hoax
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Paralegal Mohammad
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Covid was a Hoax
  06/27/25
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yidden figures
  06/27/25
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.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
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cock of michael obama
  06/27/25
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Ass Sunstein
  06/27/25
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Ass Sunstein
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  06/27/25
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cannon
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
scholarship
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Covid was a Hoax
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
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  06/27/25
It's both
i gave my cousin head
  06/27/25
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cock of michael obama
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
faggotmaster
  06/27/25
lmfao
scholarship
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
lsd
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
cock of michael obama
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
lsd
  06/27/25
lmao
Ass Sunstein
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Covid was a Hoax
  06/27/25
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empty of revealed godliness
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Ass Sunstein
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
you\'re the puppet
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Ass Sunstein
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
you\'re the puppet
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
cock of michael obama
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
lsd
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Ass Sunstein
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
cock of michael obama
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
C'MON MAN!
  06/27/25
TiTscR
VoteRepublican
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Paralegal Mohammad
  06/27/25
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Paralegal Mohammad
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
.,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Pope Leo XXX
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
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  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
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  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
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  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Fyre festival founder
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Ass Sunstein
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
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  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
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  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: dandified nigger (ELIMINATE TWO THIRDS OF THE SCHOOL DAY)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: yidden figures



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: cock of michael obama



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: scholarship

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: ..,,,.,,,.,.,.,,,.,.,.,....,.,.,




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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: cock of michael obama



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: faggotmaster (🧐)

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: scholarship

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: lsd

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: cock of michael obama

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: lsd

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: empty of revealed godliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: you\'re the puppet

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: you\'re the puppet

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: cock of michael obama

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: lsd

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: cock of michael obama

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: C'MON MAN!

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Pope Leo XXX

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: ..,;,.,;,.,;;,.,..,.,...

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,


I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Fyre festival founder

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,


Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055482)