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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
racy parlor double fault
  06/30/25
wow lol
slap-happy sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
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Boyish dull newt
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
slap-happy sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
racy parlor double fault
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
titillating metal forum striped hyena
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
racy parlor double fault
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Aphrodisiac Senate
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
supple juggernaut immigrant
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
slap-happy sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
flatulent gold sex offender
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
racy parlor double fault
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
supple juggernaut immigrant
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
electric cruise ship
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
slap-happy sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
racy parlor double fault
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Unholy pozpig
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
galvanic impressive nowag
  06/30/25
...
Razzle-dazzle sticky menage
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
kink-friendly voyeur
  06/30/25
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racy parlor double fault
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Lavender brethren personal credit line
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Swashbuckling mood
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Sinister wonderful indirect expression circlehead
  06/30/25
...
flatulent gold sex offender
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
electric cruise ship
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Laughsome self-centered corner
  07/01/25
...
Swashbuckling mood
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Startled Charcoal Heaven Antidepressant Drug
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Bipolar Genital Piercing
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Greedy passionate liquid oxygen
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Vigorous mischievous hospital idiot
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Razzmatazz school cafeteria
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
sienna internet-worthy market cuckoldry
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: racy parlor double fault

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: slap-happy sweet tailpipe

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Boyish dull newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: slap-happy sweet tailpipe

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: racy parlor double fault

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: titillating metal forum striped hyena

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: racy parlor double fault

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Senate

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: supple juggernaut immigrant

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: slap-happy sweet tailpipe

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: flatulent gold sex offender

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: racy parlor double fault

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: supple juggernaut immigrant

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: electric cruise ship

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: slap-happy sweet tailpipe

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: racy parlor double fault

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Unholy pozpig

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: galvanic impressive nowag

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sticky menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: kink-friendly voyeur

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: racy parlor double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Lavender brethren personal credit line

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling mood

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Sinister wonderful indirect expression circlehead

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: flatulent gold sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: electric cruise ship

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Laughsome self-centered corner

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Swashbuckling mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Startled Charcoal Heaven Antidepressant Drug

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Bipolar Genital Piercing

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Greedy passionate liquid oxygen

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Vigorous mischievous hospital idiot

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Razzmatazz school cafeteria

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: sienna internet-worthy market cuckoldry

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065360)