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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
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  06/27/25
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Diverse Property Mad-dog Skullcap

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Concupiscible naked kitty tanning salon

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: aromatic adulterous whorehouse travel guidebook

where restaurants serve texas toast?

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Concupiscible naked kitty tanning salon

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: shaky ticket booth



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: bespoke overrated school cafeteria cuckoldry



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: fragrant cheese-eating roommate parlour

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: bespoke overrated school cafeteria cuckoldry



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: indigo old irish cottage weed whacker

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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Irate Erotic Shrine Telephone



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Sooty Stage Reading Party

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: galvanic address

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: boyish stage

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: galvanic address



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sweet Tailpipe National Security Agency

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Stimulating Base



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: vigorous forum



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant Stead Legend



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: rough-skinned immigrant



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant Stead Legend



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: heady dingle berry azn



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: gay keepsake machete

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: vivacious avocado trailer park mood

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Beta Gas Station Sex Offender

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: deep bistre water buffalo set

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: unholy headpube

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant Stead Legend



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: shaky ticket booth



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Irate Erotic Shrine Telephone

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49057026)