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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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peach exciting legend
  06/27/25
i support islam now
slippery racy base
  06/27/25
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topaz property patrolman
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Angry Wagecucks
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
peach exciting legend
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Angry Wagecucks
  06/27/25
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Cracking Hell Sex Offender
  06/27/25
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cruel-hearted stimulating house
  06/27/25
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Tan cheese-eating box office
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Anal doctorate
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Anal doctorate
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Spectacular Emerald Center Mother
  06/27/25
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aggressive motley heaven halford
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
cruel-hearted stimulating house
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
laughsome kink-friendly volcanic crater institution
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
cruel-hearted stimulating house
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Angry Wagecucks
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
cruel-hearted stimulating house
  06/27/25
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filthy orchestra pit main people
  06/27/25
It's both
Beady-eyed digit ratio lettuce
  06/27/25
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Tan cheese-eating box office
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
mint crotch
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
fear-inspiring adventurous station
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
slippery racy base
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Self-absorbed indian lodge pocket flask
  06/27/25
lmfao
laughsome kink-friendly volcanic crater institution
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
smoky odious area pervert
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Tan cheese-eating box office
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
smoky odious area pervert
  06/27/25
lmao
Anal doctorate
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Angry Wagecucks
  06/27/25
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thriller gunner
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Anal doctorate
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Bistre supple piazza double fault
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Anal doctorate
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
cruel-hearted stimulating house
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Bistre supple piazza double fault
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
cruel-hearted stimulating house
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Tan cheese-eating box office
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
smoky odious area pervert
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Anal doctorate
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Tan cheese-eating box office
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Chartreuse Duck-like Ticket Booth
  06/27/25
TiTscR
swashbuckling regret
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
peach exciting legend
  06/27/25
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peach exciting legend
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
mint crotch
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Seedy stirring hall hunting ground
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Claret School Cafeteria Boiling Water
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
vibrant corner
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Fantasy-prone new version masturbator
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Seedy stirring hall hunting ground
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
talented nursing home
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
fear-inspiring adventurous station
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Anal doctorate
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Fantasy-prone new version masturbator
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Seedy stirring hall hunting ground
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: peach exciting legend



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: slippery racy base

i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: topaz property patrolman



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Angry Wagecucks

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: peach exciting legend

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Angry Wagecucks

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Cracking Hell Sex Offender



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: cruel-hearted stimulating house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Tan cheese-eating box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Anal doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Anal doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Spectacular Emerald Center Mother

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: aggressive motley heaven halford



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: cruel-hearted stimulating house

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: laughsome kink-friendly volcanic crater institution

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: cruel-hearted stimulating house

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Angry Wagecucks

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: cruel-hearted stimulating house

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: filthy orchestra pit main people



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed digit ratio lettuce

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Tan cheese-eating box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: mint crotch

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: fear-inspiring adventurous station

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: slippery racy base

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Self-absorbed indian lodge pocket flask

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: laughsome kink-friendly volcanic crater institution

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: smoky odious area pervert

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Tan cheese-eating box office

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: smoky odious area pervert

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Anal doctorate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Angry Wagecucks

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: thriller gunner



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Anal doctorate

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Bistre supple piazza double fault

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Anal doctorate

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: cruel-hearted stimulating house

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Bistre supple piazza double fault

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: cruel-hearted stimulating house

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Tan cheese-eating box office

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: smoky odious area pervert

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Anal doctorate

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Tan cheese-eating box office

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Chartreuse Duck-like Ticket Booth

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling regret

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: peach exciting legend

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: peach exciting legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: mint crotch

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Seedy stirring hall hunting ground

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Claret School Cafeteria Boiling Water

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: vibrant corner

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone new version masturbator

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Seedy stirring hall hunting ground

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: talented nursing home

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: fear-inspiring adventurous station

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Anal doctorate

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone new version masturbator

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Seedy stirring hall hunting ground

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055482)