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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Concupiscible field
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
aromatic at-the-ready temple
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Concupiscible field
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
aromatic at-the-ready temple
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Concupiscible field
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Abusive Deep Hall
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Concupiscible field
  07/06/25
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Dull glittery mother factory reset button
  07/06/25
18000000000000
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Fragrant multi-billionaire
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Abusive Deep Hall
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Racy light jap jew
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Sadistic vermilion university son of senegal
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histrionic house-broken old irish cottage
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vivacious school wrinkle
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Mauve double fault dysfunction
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Hairraiser chest-beating church building cuckold
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Infuriating athletic conference gas station
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Fragrant multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
aromatic at-the-ready temple
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Fragrant multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Concupiscible field
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Fragrant multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
aromatic at-the-ready temple
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Concupiscible field
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Fragrant multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Provocative puce useless brakes
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Fragrant multi-billionaire
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Heady Scourge Upon The Earth Idea He Suggested
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
stirring seedy tanning salon crotch
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Infuriating athletic conference gas station
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Sadistic vermilion university son of senegal
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
coiffed native trust fund
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
diverse red cumskin mad cow disease
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
pungent dragon partner
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Amethyst Talented Police Squad Stain
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Concupiscible field
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Provocative puce useless brakes
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Concupiscible field
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Amethyst Talented Police Squad Stain
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Provocative puce useless brakes
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histrionic house-broken old irish cottage
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Amethyst Talented Police Squad Stain
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
diverse red cumskin mad cow disease
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Provocative puce useless brakes
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
histrionic house-broken old irish cottage
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Amethyst Talented Police Squad Stain
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
histrionic house-broken old irish cottage
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Amethyst Talented Police Squad Stain
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
histrionic house-broken old irish cottage
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Amethyst Talented Police Squad Stain
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Amethyst Talented Police Squad Stain
  07/11/25
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Sadistic vermilion university son of senegal
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
histrionic house-broken old irish cottage
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Concupiscible field
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Fear-inspiring lodge
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Fragrant multi-billionaire
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histrionic house-broken old irish cottage
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Concupiscible field
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Magical Adventurous Wagecucks Persian
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Hairraiser chest-beating church building cuckold
  07/11/25
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Concupiscible field
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Plum Casino Digit Ratio
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible field



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: aromatic at-the-ready temple

come on man, that is one meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible field

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: aromatic at-the-ready temple

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible field

Idk like 3 days of work

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Abusive Deep Hall

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible field

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Dull glittery mother factory reset button



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: frum sandwich

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Fragrant multi-billionaire



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Abusive Deep Hall



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Racy light jap jew



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Sadistic vermilion university son of senegal



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: slippery bespoke background story range



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: pungent dragon partner



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Galvanic ticket booth giraffe



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: histrionic house-broken old irish cottage



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: vivacious school wrinkle



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Mauve double fault dysfunction



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser chest-beating church building cuckold



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Soggy masturbator



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Floppy stag film toilet seat



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Infuriating athletic conference gas station



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Fragrant multi-billionaire

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: aromatic at-the-ready temple

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Fragrant multi-billionaire

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible field

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Fragrant multi-billionaire

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: aromatic at-the-ready temple

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible field

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Fragrant multi-billionaire

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Provocative puce useless brakes

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Fragrant multi-billionaire

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Heady Scourge Upon The Earth Idea He Suggested

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: stirring seedy tanning salon crotch

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Infuriating athletic conference gas station



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Sadistic vermilion university son of senegal

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: coiffed native trust fund

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: diverse red cumskin mad cow disease

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: pungent dragon partner

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Amethyst Talented Police Squad Stain

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Concupiscible field

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Provocative puce useless brakes

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible field

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Amethyst Talented Police Squad Stain

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Provocative puce useless brakes

you're indian why do you care?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: histrionic house-broken old irish cottage



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Amethyst Talented Police Squad Stain

veddy veddy not kosher

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: diverse red cumskin mad cow disease

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Provocative puce useless brakes

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: histrionic house-broken old irish cottage

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Amethyst Talented Police Squad Stain

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: histrionic house-broken old irish cottage

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Amethyst Talented Police Squad Stain

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: histrionic house-broken old irish cottage

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Amethyst Talented Police Squad Stain

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Amethyst Talented Police Squad Stain

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Sadistic vermilion university son of senegal



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: histrionic house-broken old irish cottage

No 40k for you

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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible field



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring lodge

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Fragrant multi-billionaire



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: histrionic house-broken old irish cottage



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible field



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Magical Adventurous Wagecucks Persian

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser chest-beating church building cuckold

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible field



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Plum Casino Digit Ratio

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

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