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Best Shane Gillis joke during his ESPY monologue ITT
| aphrodisiac disturbing liquid oxygen electric furnace | 07/17/25 |
| shaky sadistic pocket flask | 07/17/25 |
| aphrodisiac disturbing liquid oxygen electric furnace | 07/17/25 |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:17 PM Author: aphrodisiac disturbing liquid oxygen electric furnace "It's a big year for the WNBA. I love Caitlin Clark. Yeah, hell yeah. Caitlin Clark, she and I have a lot in common. We're both whites from the Midwest who have nailed a bunch of threes."
Honorable mention: "Also, I'm not trashing Bill Belichick. First off, he's 73 years old and he's dating a hot 24-year-old, and people are criticizing him? What happened to this country? We used to be a great country. He won six Super Bowls. He's dating a hot 24-year-old. Maybe if you guys won six Super Bowls, you wouldn't be sitting next to a fat ugly dog wife. They let me do it. I don't—This is Disney. They allowed that. Uh, yeah, I'm gonna tell you a story. I was at, uh—Yeah, we should have taken that out. Uh—I had doubts going into that. That didn't work all week."
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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:21 PM Author: shaky sadistic pocket flask i liked the waffle house joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751513&forum_id=2).#49109976) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:32 PM Author: aphrodisiac disturbing liquid oxygen electric furnace Yeah, that was a good one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751513&forum_id=2).#49110012) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:39 PM Author: Well-lubricated field LOL CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751513&forum_id=2).#49110045) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:40 PM Author: Provocative bistre senate partner how is the belichick one funny? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751513&forum_id=2).#49110048) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: aphrodisiac disturbing liquid oxygen electric furnace I'm not going to try to explain it to you. Does your wife think it was funny?
How about this?
"Shohei Ohtani couldn't make it tonight. Man, I hope his interpreter didn't bet that he was going to be here. Shohei is a once-in-a-generation talent. No one's been able to do what he does at so many positions. Pitcher, hitter, and bookie. A bookie is what Bill Belichick reads to his girlfriend before bedtime. They do. They read, uh, The Very Horny Caterpillar, The Little Engine That Could But Needed a Pill First, and of course, the classic Goodnight Boobs. That was my favorite one." |