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Subject: Office Seating Protocol & Elevator Policy Update

Team, Following feedback from client-facing teams, we are...
merry screenmas
  12/20/25
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depressed faggot scientist
  12/20/25


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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: merry screenmas

Team,

Following feedback from client-facing teams, we are implementing the following policies effective January 15th:

Seating Protocol

Conference room seating will now be pre-assigned based on height. Taller associates (6'2"+) will be positioned in direct client sightlines. Those under 6'2" will be seated at the credenza or tasked with AV/refreshments.

A reminder that the firm's leg-lengthening partner, Dr. Kemal Yildirim, will be hosting an informational webinar next Thursday. Recovery time has decreased significantly.

Elevator Policy

Effective immediately, elevators to client floors (38-42) are restricted to those meeting minimum presence thresholds:

Height: 6'2" minimum

Norwood: NW2 or below

Those outside threshold may use the service elevator or take stairs. Exceptions granted on a per-meeting basis with MD approval and 48 hours notice.

Shoe Audit

We've received reports of unauthorized height-enhancing footwear. A reminder that only firm-approved lifts (available through HR, max 1.5") are permitted. Exceeding your documented height by more than 2" is a compliance violation and will be addressed.

New Metric: Frame Score

We are piloting a "Frame Score" combining shoulder-to-waist ratio, wrist circumference, and overall skeletal presence. This will appear in Workday by Q2. More details to follow.

Thank you for your flexibility.

Regards,

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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: depressed faggot scientist



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