Trump’s Cabinet may be having a very different experience on the porcelain throne than the rest of America.

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Vice President JD Vance are among the senior officials embracing a diet that promises weight loss, glowing skin — and, perhaps most eyebrow-raising of all, “nearly orgasmic” poops.

Yes, really. That’s how going No. 2 should feel, according to Dr. Sean O’Mara, who developed the eating plan he says primes the gut to produce bowel movements that are fast, odorless and even wipe-free.

“When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” O’Mara told the New York Times Magazine. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.”

The emergency medicine physician turned health optimization expert has followed his so-called “living carnivore diet” for a decade and claims it’s transformed his life — including his trips to the bathroom.

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”

The meal plan in question requires followers to ditch sugar, alcohol and heavily processed foods in favor of grass-fed meat and fermented fare like sauerkraut and kimchi.

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