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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: gold swashbuckling tattoo

They say vaginas are 'self-cleaning,' but try going down on a woman after a week of hiking in the backcountry without any bathing. You'll learn something about yourself that day. Yet even in regular circumstances, we get all whiny about the smell of a little ripe slime or the odd bathroom blowout. I had an extended conversation with another poaster about how much of a no-no it is when a woman has a messy, smelly car. Just her CAR. We're squeamish around here. You routinely see XO posters not flame ranting about the horrors of a faint whiff of butthole aroma when they mount up from behind. And most young guys have had a liquor-fueled group throwdown where they all admit to being grossed out by eating pussy and rank pussy smell. XO is so focused on it that we have all agreed: the ultimate act of homosexuality is penetrating an aroused woman's wet vagina.

Now think of an Inuit hunter or a nomadic Mongol herder. Keep in mind, these guys lived the exact same lifestyle for thousands of years. Hundreds and hundreds of generations lived and died with very little substantive difference from one century to the next. The Inuit dude spends most of his time in cloistered, smoky skin tents. His female partner, probably one of a handful he'll ever know - provided he gets to have regular sex at any point in his life which is far from certain - never really washes herself in any fashion. Nearly every time he fucks her, her slime has been compounding for months. Not a few weeks of festering. Months. The aesthetics of the slimehold are governed by birthing multiple children before the age of 18 and a diet of 80% sea mammal flesh. Every single time Inuit man ever fucks her, it's in a raunchy little shelter lined with piss-soaked hides and endless fecal coliform bacteria. The only kind of pussy he has ever known, the only kind of pussy his forebears ever knew, and the only kind of pussy his sons will ever know was mind-bendingly, devastatingly gross. A primeval nightmare, like Lovecraft.

And ohhhhh boy does Inuit man fuck her. Fucks her hard, bros. Fucks her with vigor, gusto, passion, and raw virility far beyond what you have ever summoned save for the first few times you got your sad little pisswyrm wet. He loves pounding his mate's inconceivably greasy, grizzled, curdled hair pie. He doesn't hesitate to cover himself in that awful cooze glue. After he's back from a punishing weeks-long seal hunt out on the flows, he probably comes home so horny that he'll drop three loads straight into her without pausing. He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

The Mongol guy is no different. Those people didn't wash. They had vile diets and they were completely reliant on animal products. Manure covered their possessions and their living environments were filthy, most of all from themselves. Everyone smelled inconceivably bad. Mongol man, unfazed, ravenously slurped that putrid box and savored the juices in his equally noxious beard. Primitive, illiterate people had far fewer options to occupy their free time and quiet moments. They fucked 10X as often as we do, in all their verminous glory. Mongol woman's body only gets submerged in water a few times in her whole life, yet Mongol man would never fail to fill his wife up with a pint of reproductive fluids month in, month out. Raging gushers into Mongol woman's evil bad slit, every time. When Mongol man bends his lady over, there isn't going to be some tame whiff. It's full barnyard, and Mongol man lustily relishes every reeking moment.

Most of humanity lived like this, if they were lucky, for 99.5% of human civilization. Sex was an intuitive mixture of instinct and spiritual rite that we participated in as a simple matter of existence. Taboos built up in most cultures but back toward our more natural state, millions and millions of ancient bros merrily dove into slime pots that would traumatize a modern person. A pussy that would probably make it impossible for a neutered, prissy little 21st century shrewdood to maintain an erection was Mongol man's prize possession. He loved nothing better in life than tucking into that hot nasty beef oven.

Inuit man? Savagely fucks the froth out of a brutal gash that smells like putrified fish gut. Spineless modern peterman types? Whining on the internet because after going out drinking with her for six hours in muggy NYC heat, a chubby intern's vagina had a detectable odor when they were in the sack. Inuit man lived more life in a week than we do in a year.

I'm sure primitive Europe was largely the same and filthy medieval pussy has always been joked about. I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. Maybe that's why equatorial cultures are so shiftless and easily dominated. Fresh pussy and abundant shellfish keep us pacified. Fulano please cum take me away from this place.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: exciting plaza

" I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. "

This is borne out by the history of the Spanish conquest of the Aztecs and Indians. Pretty much the first thing those Euro conquistadors did was slam the native women.



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: exciting plaza

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Startling theater persian

mongol women didn't have messy, smelly cars

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:34 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:42 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Electric azure shrine

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: domesticated frozen hominid

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: Laughsome massive field goyim



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: domesticated frozen hominid

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: domesticated frozen hominid

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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Stimulating Primrose Party Of The First Part

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Provocative Painfully Honest Sound Barrier



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:44 PM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Stimulating Primrose Party Of The First Part

Those people didn't wash.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: domesticated frozen hominid



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:41 AM
Author: Stimulating Primrose Party Of The First Part

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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: passionate rehab puppy

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Date: March 17th, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: Magenta Impressive Space Jewess

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Rambunctious nibblets



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: indigo boyish background story ratface

hehe

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: Turquoise Bat-shit-crazy Crackhouse



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: Arousing blathering national security agency nursing home

well, uh, damn...

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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Vermilion Hall

i bet it was tough for fags in those cultures.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: Mind-boggling location

twist: they didn't have fags.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:22 AM
Author: Galvanic Rough-skinned Weed Whacker

probably the opposite. not much of a difference between dirty pussy and dirty ass.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: Mind-boggling location

just wanted to make the point that homosexuality isn't found in all cultures, especially nomadic and non-agricultural ones.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Vigorous goal in life hospital

link?

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: titillating lettuce

lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etoro_people

The Etoro, or Edolo, are a tribe and ethnic group of Papua New Guinea. Their territory comprises the southern slopes of Mt. Sisa, along the southern edge of the central mountain range of New Guinea, near the Papuan Plateau. They are well known among anthropologists because of ritual homosexual acts practised between the young boys and men of the tribe. The Etoro believe that young boys must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of 7 until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: Free-loading Concupiscible Candlestick Maker Heaven



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: Mind-boggling location

great example of a culture that doesn't have "gays" and "straights" like we do. yet homosexuality is genetic, hmm libs?

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Crawly Big Mental Disorder

You went through a lot of effort to make that fake Wikipedia article but it was worth it

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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: deep lay dysfunction

George20 burnig his birth certificate at 16 years, 11 months. Why?

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Date: December 19th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: bonkers hyperventilating area



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:31 AM
Author: Vermilion Hall

a bunch of sex-starved horse raider guys didn't hesitate to fuck their vanquished enemies. you know just to show dominance no gay stuff.

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Date: April 6th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: judgmental gunner stag film

what is best in life?

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: Avocado razzmatazz indian lodge

Rotting teeth is 1000% worse than some rank puss

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: exciting plaza



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: effete wine preventive strike

rotting teeth is more a function of our modern diet.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: Laughsome massive field goyim



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: flushed marketing idea parlor

The bigger difference was the lack of privacy when you shared your tent or room with at least your children, most likely extended family as well. There was no acrobatic, noisy sex going on. It was most likely quick, quiet, subdued, and infrequent Missionary, for your entire life.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: deep lay dysfunction

These weren't likely Mormon missionary types. I doubt these guys didn't give a fuck about what their 7 sons on the seal pelt adjacent heard or saw after they came back from the hunt.

But yeah, always missionary or doggy rape. Probably 1 min sessions

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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:43 AM
Author: Carmine macaca

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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: thirsty stubborn codepig

Going down on a woman back then? Checked out at first sentenc

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Author: Curious main people



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: overrated wonderful roast beef

Cavewomen got knocked up at age 13 or something though. So how nasty could a 13 yo slimehole be?

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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Stimulating Primrose Party Of The First Part

Fuck, just tried googling and now there is a knock at my door.

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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: stirring lodge sandwich



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: Tantric market faggot firefighter

the slime was probably as rancid as the black death

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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: deep lay dysfunction

Never wiped clean so it would just run out and cake itself into the labia folds, creating one engorged pubic mound of fetid wretch

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: Tantric market faggot firefighter

*dry heaves*

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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: comical fortuitous meteor legend

Lmao

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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Bearded Scourge Upon The Earth Stead

Definitely something to ponder for the day

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Blue low-t set fanboi

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: 180 keepsake machete university

This is why sex was always a kind of a clumsy strictly "rutting affair" until very recently.

The idea of HD close up ass liking or penetration would have seemed insane in 1975.

People just considered the pelvic region a filthy area obscured by atavistic ape hair. And the act of intercourse was just a sight-unseen "thrusting" together of these smelly/unaesthetic nether regions.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:34 PM
Author: Balding Fragrant Range

ancient humans had firm bowel movements that pinched off cleanly like a dog's bowel movements. a dog doesn't need toilet paper to keep his ass clean. have you ever wondered why?

if you don't bathe for several months, your body stops reacting to the constant chemical stripping of detergent-soap and eventually levels itself out. your skin and hair stop producing as much oil because they are properly lubricated. the vagina self-regulates its ph and balance of bacteria and yeast. the body hair draws moisture away from the skin so the moisture evaporates, as nature intended. the odors level out and really aren't that bad.

without a high carb/sugar diet to rot them, the teeth don't decay. ((GC)) isn't around to sell you one set of products to wreck your body's natural processes and another set of products to repair them.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Tantric market faggot firefighter

great poast tyft.

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: pearl multi-colored cuckoldry alpha



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: Crawly Big Mental Disorder



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:32 AM
Author: judgmental gunner stag film

great poast...also, regarding ancient bowel movements, you should research the crapper, which is a very old inclusion of a man taking a huge dump in nativity scenes...not kidding...goes back many centuries, prolly even pre-christian...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

http://i.imgur.com/3c8CVam.jpg

people got a lot of fiber in those days...huge turds

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Laughsome massive field goyim

180

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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: jet factory reset button garrison

The Caganer is not the only defecating character in the Catalan Christmas tradition—another is the Tió de Nadal, which also makes extensive use of the image of faecal matter (it is a log, i.e. tió which, having been "fed" for several weeks, is told to defecate on Christmas Eve and "magically" produces candy for children, a candy that has supposedly come from its bowels).

lmao I miss when I learned shit like this from zozo on a regular basis

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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: hairless bull headed feces



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: Bateful prole

Loss of teeth was always a prob. That cave door they dug up had a mouthful of rotted teeth

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.livescience.com/28608-otzi-iceman-had-bad-teeth.html

Romans used a shared sponge at community bathrooms to wipe their asses

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: charismatic locale

TBF you were supposed to rinse it off after use

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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: passionate rehab puppy



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: charismatic locale

There's something very erotic about the OP's post.

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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: domesticated frozen hominid

I've always been aroused by the unwashed masses

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Mind-boggling location

tomorrow's sydney morning herald: "Inuit Man" Roleplay on the Rise Among Suburban Australians?

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:15 AM
Author: domesticated frozen hominid



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:25 AM
Author: heady idea he suggested brethren



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: Free-loading Concupiscible Candlestick Maker Heaven

180

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: judgmental gunner stag film

homeric

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: judgmental gunner stag film

also, women died of childbirth a lot more then, too...

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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:48 PM
Author: judgmental gunner stag film

my thoughts exactly...childbirth...big fucking death toll there in the old days...

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:38 AM
Author: exhilarant charcoal stage



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:43 AM
Author: odious hideous forum

I did an 8 day backpacking trip with a girl in college and there was no bathing or showering the whole time. Still had no problem, didnt notice any smell

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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: bonkers hyperventilating area

FLAME

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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: odious hideous forum

I swear. If i go 1 day without showering at home i notice a smell but out hiking its like the dirt absorbs the smell or the wind blows it away or you sweat it out or something, nobody had bo and we were all crammed in a tent every night

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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: Bateful prole

And when u get home u realize u stink

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Date: April 6th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Cerebral pistol



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: domesticated frozen hominid



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: ruddy vibrant business firm

the movie 'Savage Innocents' makes so much more sense now.

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Date: April 7th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ticket booth jap

Easy. There was no pussy-eating and nothing better to compare the stench to

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Puce striped hyena

I bet guys still ate pussy and stench is stench.

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:38 AM
Author: cheese-eating karate state

this was my thought as well but i gotta believe bitches sucked dick so i can't rule out cunnulingus

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: domesticated frozen hominid

It was the sort of thing you lost power over

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: umber affirmative action dilemma

Sounds like your justifying fucking uglies with nasty pussies

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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: domesticated frozen hominid

LMFAO I saw that peterman.....she had this nice lil landing strip....she rubbed my bald head...then she was suckin my thang

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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Floppy dull kitty cat menage

The romans on the other hand thought eating pussy was being too submissive and it was more questionable to be seen eating pussy than fucking a boy in the ass

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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: pea-brained nowag gay wizard

Still the CR mindframe

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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: gold swashbuckling tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2).#34778675)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: cracking water buffalo



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: grizzly turdskin mad cow disease

Nasty, brutish, short

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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: Hairraiser slimy hissy fit legal warrant



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: Motley faggotry



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:35 AM
Author: histrionic travel guidebook



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: thirsty stubborn codepig

Putting mouth on slimehold is modern as fuck

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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Alcoholic library antidepressant drug



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: Turquoise Bat-shit-crazy Crackhouse



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: Light headpube chapel

one of the top posts of 2017

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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: Turquoise Bat-shit-crazy Crackhouse

one of my favorite poasts of all time honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2).#34887856)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal adventurous psychic step-uncle's house

Yes

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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: maroon mewling gas station



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: Trip House-broken Ape Whorehouse

A classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2).#34896893)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: gold swashbuckling tattoo



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:57 PM
Author: fishy well-lubricated resort indirect expression



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Date: October 1st, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Green Supple Chad Institution



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: zippy parlour corn cake



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Free-loading Concupiscible Candlestick Maker Heaven



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: passionate rehab puppy



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: brilliant dashing property black woman



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: Pontificating cordovan doctorate



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: gold swashbuckling tattoo



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring senate old irish cottage

"Inuit man" would make a great moniker.

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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: gold swashbuckling tattoo



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring senate old irish cottage



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Stimulating Primrose Party Of The First Part

Smells were pretty terrible for most of human existence overall, so it wouldn't be the worst smell that day.

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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle associate

One of the GOAT POSTS OF ALL TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2).#41587322)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: pearly bawdyhouse

spineless modern peterman types done here forever

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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:53 PM
Author: Alcoholic library antidepressant drug



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: judgmental gunner stag film

(slack jawed faggot)

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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:57 PM
Author: effete wine preventive strike

which poaster was behind this work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2).#41587434)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:58 PM
Author: pearly bawdyhouse

Perhaps it was the guy who just randomly blank bumped it after 6 months of no attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2).#41587441)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: gold swashbuckling tattoo



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Date: December 20th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: yellow coffee pot mother

I really like it here

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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: maroon mewling gas station



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: gold swashbuckling tattoo

Incredible synergy with the OP’s moniker randomization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2).#42024390)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 2:53 AM
Author: Soul-stirring senate old irish cottage



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring senate old irish cottage



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring senate old irish cottage



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: Talented Liquid Oxygen Selfie

I bet it wasn't as bad as we think. Modern people are pussies about hygiene. Also, I think there is something to the "self-cleaning oven" stuff when it comes to pussies and mouths. My dog's breath stinks but it eats shit and doesn't brush its teeth. My co-worker's breath stinks worse and he doesn't eat shit (I don't think). Excessive hygiene might actually lead to some of the smells we find offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2).#42601973)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: Green Supple Chad Institution

I think about this poast all of the time

Even brought it up to friends in conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2).#42602034)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring senate old irish cottage

Had a friend read the OP out load at a bar, he lost it at pisswyrm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2).#42602057)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: maroon mewling gas station

this is the first xo poast I really, really thought about showing to my irl bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2).#42602066)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:44 PM
Author: Know-it-all gay gaming laptop cruise ship

180

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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle associate

GOAT

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Date: July 16th, 2021 3:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring senate old irish cottage



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Date: October 18th, 2021 7:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring senate old irish cottage



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Date: October 23rd, 2021 11:47 PM
Author: Soul-stirring senate old irish cottage



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:51 AM
Author: Soul-stirring senate old irish cottage



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:57 AM
Author: big-titted sneaky criminal partner



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:22 AM
Author: Razzle Principal's Office

Someone cross post this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2).#43928498)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:42 AM
Author: deep lay dysfunction

Dude, I have never read this. How tf is this possible

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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:44 AM
Author: Soul-stirring senate old irish cottage

when I introduce others to this site this is the first poast I have them read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2).#43928529)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: aphrodisiac metal people who are hurt



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring senate old irish cottage

https://ibb.co/dByRswK

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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: contagious blood rage public bath



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: topaz nubile community account



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: racy philosopher-king

fucking finally someone bumped this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2).#44561002)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: Magenta Impressive Space Jewess

Someone should poast this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2).#44561182)



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Date: September 30th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: hateful lemon double fault piazza

OP is a gifted writer -- bravo

edit: the bit at the end could explain paul gauguin

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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: Soul-stirring senate old irish cottage



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:13 AM
Author: Soul-stirring senate old irish cottage



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: gold swashbuckling tattoo



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: transparent station



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Date: January 7th, 2023 4:34 PM
Author: outnumbered milk



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring senate old irish cottage



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: Puce striped hyena



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Date: May 24th, 2023 12:11 PM
Author: transparent station



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Date: June 13th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: bonkers hyperventilating area



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Date: July 12th, 2023 11:00 AM
Author: Irradiated temple

He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring senate old irish cottage



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:43 PM
Author: Aqua kitchen



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:14 PM
Author: bonkers hyperventilating area



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: Green Supple Chad Institution



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Date: August 30th, 2023 3:01 PM
Author: violent dog poop boiling water



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Date: March 5th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring senate old irish cottage



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: thriller shaky pocket flask trailer park



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: transparent station



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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:34 PM
Author: Diverse Claret Corner

this was pre-gpt poasting

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Date: January 6th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring senate old irish cottage



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Dunedain cowboy (πŸΎπŸ‘£)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



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