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I just removed a large, 150+ wasp colony from my portocochere
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:31 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I had let this thing grow all summer. Quietly watching the harmless wasps (well I guess they're not entirely harmless if you mess with them) grow and grow. After 3 stings in the last 10 days I decided it was time to take action. I waited until my wife left for work with my three youngest children then invited my oldest out for a show. I climbed up on a ladder with a mixing bowl, a bottle of nail polish remover, and I poured some in. Then I tried to get the bowl directly over the nest. Predictably, I missed and several wasps flew off. I held the bowl there and started to hear them drop. But in the 10-20 seconds or so since the attack, the escapees started to come back. Some hung in the air inches from my hand solemnly. Others began to zoom straight at my face. I dropped the mixing bowl and it shattered upon impact with my drive. I cartwheeled back off the ladder and landed oddly on my ankle. My son rushed over to ask if I was okay, and then he started to laugh. In the end, my ankle is black and blue, the nest is gone, and I only got stung twice on the chest. My son got a morning show before school. |
Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:35 AM Author: Wow tough day for libs Pics of aftermath (wasps, port coche, ankle) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2).#50150443) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:47 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I can’t go out there right now because there’s like 15-20 of them zipping around angry and startled. A bunch are hanging out where the nest was (pic one), the nest in the grass (pic two), the dead soldiers on the ground soaked in acetone (pic three). https://imgur.com/a/oT2jTQS |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:51 AM Author: Wow tough day for libs 180 but how did you pour acetone into a nest in that position? Seems like blasting with aerosol would have been best practice. And not exactly sure what the mixing bowl has to do with anything. And what was it made of that it shattered -- were you out there with a ceramic bowl or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2).#50150478) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:54 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) The acetone in a confined space suffocates them. That was the plan. Yes, the mixing bowl was a medium sized ceramic that shattered. I picked it up already. It’s too crazy to go outside right now though. They are all stirred up. |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 10:37 AM Author: state your IQ before I engage you further In retrospect does it seem a little retard to have used a ceramic bowl for this
Show us ur fat disgusting ankle |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 10:41 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I probably should have used something else, but come to think of it, I think I got that bowl from Costco's so I'm sure I could return it if I was willing to go to that extreme. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2).#50150620) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:35 AM Author: titus chicken (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2).#50150446) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:41 AM Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm Purge the mutant, the heretic, and the alien (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2).#50150463) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:42 AM Author: Covid was a Hoax the most depressing part of this poast is the last two words: before school. fucking criminal that young males have to spend their lives locked up in those prisons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2).#50150467) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:48 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) He’s a good egg. I just hope he listens to his teachers! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2).#50150476) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:54 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface The whole colony should have been injected right up your ass for using a word like portocochere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2).#50150490) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 9:55 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) What would you call it, friend? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2).#50150498) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 10:03 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface I'd call "fat guy doing stupid stuff and getting hurt" one of my favorite video genres. Do you have a ring video of these shenanigans that you can share? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2).#50150555) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 10:42 AM Author: Wilbur in the Godhead (Safari) You are one dumb piece of shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2).#50150622) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 10:42 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) Thank you, friend! Love you too! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2).#50150624) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 10:46 AM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) I wear a thick hazmat suit with a mask when I engage in wasp warfare. I also use an aerosol and absolutely nuke the hive cluster. I never get stung. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2).#50150633) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 10:47 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) Well, I went in up close and personal in shorts and a tee shirt. My results were mixed. |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM Author: gibberish (?) Do it at night when it's colder and use smoke next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2).#50150645) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) cr. I did it at dawn when they were all asleep. They have woken up though. |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 11:13 AM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906124&forum_id=2).#50150709) |