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Pounded beers with Shia Lebouf in 2011

I was down in LA visiting my friend in Burbank and we decide...
Violent mother parlour
  10/09/14
"like" 45 minutes
Violent mother parlour
  04/03/15
not flame?
Vigorous Chocolate Therapy Gunner
  10/09/14
Not flame, I've told this story to a lot of people IRL, whic...
Violent mother parlour
  10/09/14
This is leBouf's chance to make things right but sending you...
fluffy chad
  09/03/17
pretty sure lebouf only drinks labatts
Stimulating sanctuary goal in life
  10/09/14
this is confirmed
fragrant roast beef digit ratio
  10/10/14
...
Shaky aqua philosopher-king
  10/11/14
That was just Earl trying new ways to lower his food/drink s...
Black adventurous site
  10/09/14
180
Violent mother parlour
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Salmon Mind-boggling Rehab
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Aromatic Weed Whacker Bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
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out-of-control private investor
  10/10/14
that little piece of shit left u with the tab? when he wa...
Gold Bearded Travel Guidebook
  10/09/14
He went from perfectly fine and fratty to hammered within a ...
Violent mother parlour
  10/09/14
theres a video of him getting beat up outside a bar every 6 ...
Turquoise Sweet Tailpipe
  10/09/14
Wtf leboof would fuck anyone up
Violent mother parlour
  10/09/14
not an autobot or a decepticon. even the dumb black tran...
Gold Bearded Travel Guidebook
  10/09/14
...
Salmon Mind-boggling Rehab
  10/09/14
he's kinda twink-ish dude
Pungent Ultramarine Deer Antler Lay
  10/09/15
eh not really, he's no EARL or DIESEL, but he's a pretty mus...
Frozen mental disorder
  01/10/20
i was waiting for a fresh prince on bel air punchline by the...
swashbuckling mentally impaired faggot firefighter striped hyena
  10/09/14
...
Violent mother parlour
  10/09/14
Brothers this one is truly not flame I promise
Violent mother parlour
  10/09/14
not flame?
Vigorous Chocolate Therapy Gunner
  10/09/14
Not flame
Violent mother parlour
  10/10/14
i even skimmed to the end to look for the bros, it's me agai...
alcoholic milky foreskin
  10/09/14
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Henna goyim
  10/10/14
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Motley Stead
  10/10/14
So five beers in 45 minutes. *Pulls out calculator*
Henna goyim
  10/10/14
What did u find
Violent mother parlour
  10/10/14
Hmmm, it says you are full of shit.
Henna goyim
  10/10/14
?
Violent mother parlour
  10/10/14
??
Henna goyim
  10/10/14
Did u not see the NOT flame?
Violent mother parlour
  10/10/14
Oh, I see it now. Sorry, bro. Carry on.
Henna goyim
  10/10/14
Ty
Violent mother parlour
  10/10/14
You didn't drink five Sierra Nevada Torpedos in 45 minutes t...
Henna goyim
  10/10/14
i asked him TWICE to clarify not flame. he said not flame. l...
Vigorous Chocolate Therapy Gunner
  10/10/14
This is my cross-examination, counsel, I'd appreciate it if ...
Henna goyim
  10/10/14
Could have been a bit longer your honor, this was my estimat...
Violent mother parlour
  10/10/14
I should be a judge.
Henna goyim
  10/10/14
confused how a judge is conducting cross
Frozen mental disorder
  01/10/20
Dude it's Thursday I've been home for 3 hours, I'm alone and...
Violent mother parlour
  10/10/14
lol what i literally just did this in class today
Sinister Contagious Institution
  10/10/14
No you didn't.
Henna goyim
  10/10/14
not flame
Sinister Contagious Institution
  10/10/14
holy shit
heady hyperactive pervert parlor
  10/10/14
180
Henna goyim
  10/10/14
One shot Kill
Violent mother parlour
  10/10/14
Now, that is funny.
Henna goyim
  10/10/14
HOLY SHIT NOT FLAME
Pearly razzle set patrolman
  10/10/14
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Violent mother parlour
  10/10/14
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Aromatic Weed Whacker Bawdyhouse
  10/10/14
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Hilarious free-loading potus cruise ship
  09/03/17
what sort of faggot are you? Of course it's possible to drin...
Galvanic soggy shrine
  10/10/14
Cr.
Violent mother parlour
  10/10/14
titcJFC
curious friendly grandma
  10/10/14
assuming these were drafts, that's 80 oz. of 7.5% ABV beer i...
Excitant Ruddy Market
  10/11/14
I drank a 12 pack of an IPA on a work night last month. Tha...
Violent mother parlour
  10/11/14
36 oz. of 5.7% beer an hour for four hours is a much easier ...
Excitant Ruddy Market
  10/11/14
That may be so....but I said not flame
Violent mother parlour
  10/11/14
ok then. that is a very impressive tolerance for a little NO...
Excitant Ruddy Market
  10/11/14
I'm not asian
Violent mother parlour
  10/11/14
sure thing boss
Excitant Ruddy Market
  10/11/14
(guy maf Jeremy Lin will win MVP this year)
Violent mother parlour
  10/11/14
i am sure his brief stardom was a very exciting time 4 U :)
Excitant Ruddy Market
  10/11/14
Brief wtf
Violent mother parlour
  10/11/14
...
Henna goyim
  12/12/14
JFC, did you have a college experience? This is terrible. ...
charismatic space
  04/01/15
We're talking about Sierra Nevada Torpedos not Coors Light f...
Henna goyim
  04/02/15
...
Henna goyim
  09/12/15
...
Henna goyim
  11/21/15
I believe this
electric pit
  10/10/14
If this was flame it'd be a bros it's me again
Violent mother parlour
  10/10/14
I was being serious.
electric pit
  10/10/14
Absolutely no reason not to believe this story.
Hilarious free-loading potus cruise ship
  10/21/14
I'm actually getting annoyed ppl don't believe me
Violent mother parlour
  10/10/14
18000000
Motley Stead
  10/10/14
i enjoyed reading this 180
Sinister Contagious Institution
  10/10/14
...
Motley Stead
  10/10/14
This fucking happened
Violent mother parlour
  10/10/14
I believe you bro.
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Cowardly Locale Son Of Senegal
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I really wish I became friends with him so I could name drop...
Violent mother parlour
  10/10/14
I could see the dickhead older brother character in Step Bro...
know-it-all sexy laser beams
  10/10/14
was about to blank bump this and then realized I poasted it
know-it-all sexy laser beams
  11/21/15
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Cowardly Locale Son Of Senegal
  11/21/15
Not flame
Violent mother parlour
  10/10/14
flame?
know-it-all sexy laser beams
  10/10/14
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&fo...
Violent mother parlour
  10/10/14
o nice
know-it-all sexy laser beams
  10/10/14
Not flame
Violent mother parlour
  10/10/14
Cool story. I hope its not a flame.
Narrow-minded marvelous church building
  10/10/14
I was there and this is not flame.
wonderful haunting trump supporter base
  10/10/14
in that case. WAZZAM!! 180 story!
Narrow-minded marvelous church building
  10/10/14
...
Violent mother parlour
  10/10/14
This is not flame. Anyone who's gone out in the southern...
Hyperventilating cocky persian liquid oxygen
  10/10/14
http://www.storyarts.org/library/aesops/stories/boy.html
Henna goyim
  10/10/14
But but...the five Sierra nevadas in 45 minutes... NOT POSSI...
Violent mother parlour
  10/10/14
I do that literally on a weekly basis.
Hyperventilating cocky persian liquid oxygen
  10/10/14
He was super cool and very happy, did not seem like a bro wh...
Violent mother parlour
  10/10/14
definitely not flame. i lived for years on the studio city/t...
obsidian state depressive
  10/15/14
180
Violent mother parlour
  10/15/14
...
Violent mother parlour
  10/11/14
Not flame
Violent mother parlour
  10/11/14
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Pearly razzle set patrolman
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garnet indian lodge
  10/15/14
post selfie, or it's flame
cerise irradiated field
  10/16/14
lol fuk i'm glad i spotted this thread. definitely NOT flam...
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  10/16/14
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Violent mother parlour
  10/17/14
reminder: this is not flame
Violent mother parlour
  10/22/14
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Violent mother parlour
  11/06/14
i just love this story, especially because its not flame.
hateful chartreuse stage mad cow disease
  11/06/14
180
Violent mother parlour
  11/14/14
Whatever.
Henna goyim
  11/14/14
Not flame
Violent mother parlour
  11/15/14
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Violent mother parlour
  11/21/14
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Violent mother parlour
  12/02/14
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Henna goyim
  12/12/14
one or both of you pre-raped the other
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  02/16/15
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Henna goyim
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Motley Stead
  04/03/15
http://m.imgur.com/Goo4mWl
Motley Stead
  04/11/15
Is that earl near the bottom
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  06/29/15
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  11/11/15
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Motley Stead
  11/21/15
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Violent mother parlour
  11/21/15
Did u take this
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  10/25/16
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lascivious irate karate church
  05/25/15
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Violent mother parlour
  06/05/15
still calling bullshit on this alcohol capacity
At-the-ready Green Windowlicker
  07/11/15
Look. It was 12 ounce pours, a weekend evening, it was Shia...
Violent mother parlour
  07/11/15
Don't believe the capacity of Shia, OP, or all 3?
Brilliant theatre haunted graveyard
  07/11/15
all 3 it is just incredibly unrealistic
At-the-ready Green Windowlicker
  07/11/15
Even if it wasn't exactly 4 in 45 mins, do you doubt OP's cl...
Brilliant theatre haunted graveyard
  07/11/15
(chandler pumo) the whole story is bullshit bc of the alc...
At-the-ready Green Windowlicker
  07/11/15
Maybe this was the night http://www.newspusher.com/EN/post/...
Violent mother parlour
  07/11/15
i LOL'd
At-the-ready Green Windowlicker
  07/11/15
well you certainly said not flame
swollen black woman milk
  07/11/15
I had 4 Dogfish 60 minute 16 oz. drafts in 45 minutes not to...
Spectacular Godawful Antidepressant Drug Garrison
  07/11/15
Cr. It's not even a semi hard challenge. Larrtjoebird died...
Violent mother parlour
  07/11/15
(guy who's full of shit)
At-the-ready Green Windowlicker
  07/11/15
You're going to think what you want, but anyone who reads my...
Spectacular Godawful Antidepressant Drug Garrison
  07/11/15
(not an alcoholic) for about 6 months i was drinking a 6 ...
Comical theater stage
  07/11/15
Seriously. I can kill two 16 oz. high ABV drafts in 10 minut...
Spectacular Godawful Antidepressant Drug Garrison
  07/11/15
but THREE people all with alcohol issues at the same small t...
Brilliant theatre haunted graveyard
  07/11/15
Two attorneys and Shia have alcohol problems ... So random!!...
multi-colored menage brethren
  09/12/15
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Cerebral native
  09/12/15
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Violent mother parlour
  10/09/15
shia gets arrested on the one year anniversary of this poast...
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  10/09/15
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Violent mother parlour
  10/10/15
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lascivious irate karate church
  10/11/15
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Histrionic plaza gaping
  11/21/15
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Henna goyim
  06/30/16
Not flame
Violent mother parlour
  06/30/16
What part isn't flame?
Henna goyim
  06/30/16
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Pearly razzle set patrolman
  08/24/16
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Violent mother parlour
  08/24/16
We did it, brother, together, right here in this thread.
Henna goyim
  08/24/16
we maed it. Too bad this wasn't even the most famous poast ...
Violent mother parlour
  08/24/16
Lol I remember that thread.
Henna goyim
  08/24/16
Don't u like how labeouf was arrested for public intoxicatio...
Violent mother parlour
  08/24/16
Did not know that since I don't keep track of FLAME stories.
Henna goyim
  08/24/16
Literally everything here is true and has been proven on mul...
Violent mother parlour
  08/24/16
Okay, you just folded under my cross-examination the other n...
Henna goyim
  08/24/16
Flame
chestnut temple crotch
  08/24/16
Literally no one is falling for your chilimata imposter flam...
Henna goyim
  08/24/16
I don't understand
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chestnut temple crotch
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Violent mother parlour
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chestnut temple crotch
  08/24/16
DIE FAGGOTS ALL OF YOU
Henna goyim
  08/24/16
flame bc shia labeouf would not order torpedoes
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  01/29/17
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holy shit chandler
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can i have some crypto
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Sable cumskin den
  02/18/18
is this the origin of the shia lebeouf torpedo meme?
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no
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180 geriatric skinny woman
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Went to laurel tavern with earl today
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Flesh soul-stirring nowag
  12/18/20
this thread is essential to xo canon
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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:07 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour

I was down in LA visiting my friend in Burbank and we decided to go to this bar called laurel tavern in studio city, we were pounding some IPAs at this small table when this guy sits down next to us alone (place was packed). He sat there silently on his phone while drinking a beer. I finish my beer, and ask the waitress for another Sierra Nevada torpedo. The guy next to me pushes me with two hands and yells "HOLY SHIT THATS MY FAVORITE BEER" and says THIS NIGHT IS ON ME. It's Shia leboof, he said his name but never said his last name or acted like he was famous. Guy orders me and my bro some more torpedoes and pounded one after another after around five beers each like 45 minutes later, we went outside for a smoke. He was not there with anyone and no one seemed to recognize him. He started pissing on a car parked on the street and then walked without aim down Ventura boulevard. I never saw him again. Me and my bro split his tab. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26488390)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

"like" 45 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#27608232)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: Vigorous Chocolate Therapy Gunner

not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26488405)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour

Not flame, I've told this story to a lot of people IRL, which is why I've been hesitant to post it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26488440)



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Date: September 3rd, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: fluffy chad

This is leBouf's chance to make things right but sending you some eth for the tab.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#34128646)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Stimulating sanctuary goal in life

pretty sure lebouf only drinks labatts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26488414)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: fragrant roast beef digit ratio

this is confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26495055)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Shaky aqua philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26499525)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:19 PM
Author: Black adventurous site

That was just Earl trying new ways to lower his food/drink spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26488464)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26488538)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Salmon Mind-boggling Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26489827)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:53 PM
Author: Aromatic Weed Whacker Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26489855)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: out-of-control private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26489940)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Gold Bearded Travel Guidebook

that little piece of shit left u with the tab?

when he was walking away did u say anything? like "hey, where r u going u little NIGGER"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26488471)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour

He went from perfectly fine and fratty to hammered within a cigarette. I didn't say shit. I thought he was gonna come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26488536)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:22 PM
Author: Turquoise Sweet Tailpipe

theres a video of him getting beat up outside a bar every 6 months or so on TMZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26488482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour

Wtf leboof would fuck anyone up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26488554)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:35 PM
Author: Gold Bearded Travel Guidebook

not an autobot or a decepticon.

even the dumb black transformer would kick his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26488567)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Salmon Mind-boggling Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26489828)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Pungent Ultramarine Deer Antler Lay

he's kinda twink-ish dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28938102)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 1:04 AM
Author: Frozen mental disorder

eh not really, he's no EARL or DIESEL, but he's a pretty muscular dude no way is he a twink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#39408251)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling mentally impaired faggot firefighter striped hyena

i was waiting for a fresh prince on bel air punchline by the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26488568)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26489822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour

Brothers this one is truly not flame I promise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26489839)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Vigorous Chocolate Therapy Gunner

not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26489842)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26489979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: alcoholic milky foreskin

i even skimmed to the end to look for the bros, it's me again. wtf got me again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26489848)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Henna goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26489983)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: Motley Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Henna goyim

So five beers in 45 minutes. *Pulls out calculator*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26489985)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

What did u find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26489994)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Henna goyim

Hmmm, it says you are full of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490002)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490003)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Henna goyim

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490007)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

Did u not see the NOT flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490009)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Henna goyim

Oh, I see it now. Sorry, bro. Carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490013)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490015)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Henna goyim

You didn't drink five Sierra Nevada Torpedos in 45 minutes though, bro, I don't know what you are trying to pull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490062)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Vigorous Chocolate Therapy Gunner

i asked him TWICE to clarify not flame. he said not flame. let's move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490072)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: Henna goyim

This is my cross-examination, counsel, I'd appreciate it if you'd step back.

Mr. Chandler, you did say you, your companion and Shia LeBeouf all drank five Sierra Nevada Torpedos each in a span of 45 minutes, isn't that correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490103)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

Could have been a bit longer your honor, this was my estimate of time. I do not know for certain how lobg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490141)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: Henna goyim

I should be a judge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490149)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 10:25 AM
Author: Frozen mental disorder

confused how a judge is conducting cross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#39409238)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

Dude it's Thursday I've been home for 3 hours, I'm alone and I've downed 11 fat tires

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490074)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:16 AM
Author: Sinister Contagious Institution

lol what i literally just did this in class today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490275)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Henna goyim

No you didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490298)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:23 AM
Author: Sinister Contagious Institution

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:23 AM
Author: heady hyperactive pervert parlor

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490305)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:24 AM
Author: Henna goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490306)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

One shot Kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490312)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Henna goyim

Now, that is funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490332)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: Pearly razzle set patrolman

HOLY SHIT NOT FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490315)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490320)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: Aromatic Weed Whacker Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490326)



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Date: September 3rd, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: Hilarious free-loading potus cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#34128661)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:41 PM
Author: Galvanic soggy shrine

what sort of faggot are you? Of course it's possible to drink 5 beers in 45 minutes. I have seen someone funnel a 6 pack in like 45 seconds. JFC asians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26492437)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26492606)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: curious friendly grandma

titcJFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26495252)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:10 AM
Author: Excitant Ruddy Market

assuming these were drafts, that's 80 oz. of 7.5% ABV beer in 45 minutes. that's the booze of drinking a half-rack or or like a dozen shots in a little over a half hour. if OP had already been drinking, his BAC would have been near the blackout zone at about the same time as old XOshia. not to mention that is a shitload of carbonated fluid to swill down. the most dedicated drunkard bros in college would have to fight to get through that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26496536)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

I drank a 12 pack of an IPA on a work night last month. That was within a 4 hour span just relaxing at home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26496560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Excitant Ruddy Market

36 oz. of 5.7% beer an hour for four hours is a much easier feat than 80 oz. of stronger beer in 45 minutes. if you continued at that base of consumption you would hit the deck in another half hour even if you weighted 300 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26496575)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

That may be so....but I said not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26496583)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: Excitant Ruddy Market

ok then. that is a very impressive tolerance for a little NOWAG dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26496608)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

I'm not asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26496612)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Excitant Ruddy Market

sure thing boss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26496619)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

(guy maf Jeremy Lin will win MVP this year)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26496623)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 AM
Author: Excitant Ruddy Market

i am sure his brief stardom was a very exciting time 4 U :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26496648)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

Brief wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26496654)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Henna goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26919209)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:16 PM
Author: charismatic space

JFC, did you have a college experience? This is terrible. Six pack during happy hour is something a lot of people do every Friday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#27597270)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 3:01 AM
Author: Henna goyim

We're talking about Sierra Nevada Torpedos not Coors Light faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#27600927)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Henna goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28741060)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Henna goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#29227765)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: electric pit

I believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490027)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:32 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

If this was flame it'd be a bros it's me again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490045)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: electric pit

I was being serious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490097)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Hilarious free-loading potus cruise ship

Absolutely no reason not to believe this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26559378)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

I'm actually getting annoyed ppl don't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490092)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: Motley Stead

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490166)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Sinister Contagious Institution

i enjoyed reading this 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490266)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Motley Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490267)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

This fucking happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490340)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:08 AM
Author: iridescent hospital

I believe you bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490704)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: swashbuckling mentally impaired faggot firefighter striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490708)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26495050)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Cowardly Locale Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26516817)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

I really wish I became friends with him so I could name drop to girls, yeah I'm gonna hang out with my bro shia...yeah he acts you may have heard of him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26490375)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: know-it-all sexy laser beams

I could see the dickhead older brother character in Step Brothers namedropping Shia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26491348)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: know-it-all sexy laser beams

was about to blank bump this and then realized I poasted it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#29227801)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: Cowardly Locale Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#29227837)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26492414)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: know-it-all sexy laser beams

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26492419)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492414

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26492426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: know-it-all sexy laser beams

o nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26492610)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26493704)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Narrow-minded marvelous church building

Cool story. I hope its not a flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26493846)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:23 PM
Author: wonderful haunting trump supporter base

I was there and this is not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26493881)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: Narrow-minded marvelous church building

in that case. WAZZAM!! 180 story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26493892)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26495004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Hyperventilating cocky persian liquid oxygen

This is not flame.

Anyone who's gone out in the southern valley area a number of times has run into him.

He's a raging alchy, and yes, him going out alone like that sounds about spot on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26493961)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Henna goyim

http://www.storyarts.org/library/aesops/stories/boy.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26494020)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour

But but...the five Sierra nevadas in 45 minutes... NOT POSSIBLE he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26495005)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Hyperventilating cocky persian liquid oxygen

I do that literally on a weekly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26495063)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour

He was super cool and very happy, did not seem like a bro who would get in a fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26495009)



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Date: October 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: obsidian state depressive

definitely not flame. i lived for years on the studio city/toluca lake border and i'd see him out all the time. and yes, lol, drinking sierra nevada.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26523573)



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Date: October 15th, 2014 8:30 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26524081)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26496476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:08 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26496526)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: Pearly razzle set patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26496720)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26530283)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26499489)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26516787)



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Date: October 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: garnet indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26523558)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: cerise irradiated field

post selfie, or it's flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26530303)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser mischievous telephone

lol fuk i'm glad i spotted this thread. definitely NOT flame, if you live in the studio city/noho area you will eventually run into Shia at a bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26530471)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 7:37 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26537631)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour

reminder: this is not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26568207)



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Date: November 6th, 2014 6:22 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26663443)



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Date: November 6th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: hateful chartreuse stage mad cow disease

i just love this story, especially because its not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26663453)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26713472)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: Henna goyim

Whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26713478)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26723237)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26767694)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26840742)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Henna goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26919187)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: sepia supple multi-billionaire background story

one or both of you pre-raped the other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#26919238)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#27327736)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: lascivious irate karate church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#27596817)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:40 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#27600828)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:49 AM
Author: Henna goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#27600873)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Motley Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#27608315)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: Motley Stead

http://m.imgur.com/Goo4mWl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#27673295)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: well-lubricated splenetic location

Is that earl near the bottom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#27673397)



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Date: June 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Motley Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28227347)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: Big Pea-brained Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#27673412)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: Motley Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#29163973)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: Aromatic Weed Whacker Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#29164034)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: Motley Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#29227803)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:30 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#29227899)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour

Did u take this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#29227936)



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Date: October 25th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#31726906)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 10:06 PM
Author: lascivious irate karate church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#27963411)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 6:05 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28049465)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:25 AM
Author: At-the-ready Green Windowlicker

still calling bullshit on this alcohol capacity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28304783)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:28 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

Look. It was 12 ounce pours, a weekend evening, it was Shia labeouf and the waitress knew and refilled us quick. It may have been 57 minutes I didn't keep tabs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28304791)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Brilliant theatre haunted graveyard

Don't believe the capacity of Shia, OP, or all 3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28304826)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: At-the-ready Green Windowlicker

all 3 it is just incredibly unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28304831)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Brilliant theatre haunted graveyard

Even if it wasn't exactly 4 in 45 mins, do you doubt OP's claim that he pounded beers with Shia Lebouf? Who cares about specific #s...the point is this movie star randomly got shitfaced with OP and his buddy alone then cut out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28304879)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: At-the-ready Green Windowlicker

(chandler pumo)

the whole story is bullshit bc of the alcohol #s he gave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28304886)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:30 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

Maybe this was the night

http://www.newspusher.com/EN/post/1288854062-2/IT-/exclusive-shia-labeouf-chainsmokes-outside-of-laurel-tavern-and-later-leaves-the-bar-with-3-unidentified-females.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28304795)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: At-the-ready Green Windowlicker

i LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28304829)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: swollen black woman milk

well you certainly said not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28304842)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Spectacular Godawful Antidepressant Drug Garrison

I had 4 Dogfish 60 minute 16 oz. drafts in 45 minutes not too long ago without even thinking about it; I see no reason why this 12 oz. Torpedo challenge is deemed so impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28304834)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

Cr. It's not even a semi hard challenge. Larrtjoebird died trying it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28304840)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: At-the-ready Green Windowlicker

(guy who's full of shit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28304844)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:55 AM
Author: Spectacular Godawful Antidepressant Drug Garrison

You're going to think what you want, but anyone who reads my posts knows I am not an exaggerist and I don't flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28304922)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:59 AM
Author: Comical theater stage

(not an alcoholic)

for about 6 months i was drinking a 6 pack of Lagunitas Little Sumpin Sumpin almost every night, and would kill them all in around an hour. around the same ABV as Sierra Nevada Torpedo, slightly higher. then i'd switch to a second 6 pack of a lighter beer, usually Red Stripe or something like Sam Adams, and drink those over the next couple of hours.

i don't know about hanging out with Shia Lebeouf but drinking 5 Sierra Nevada Torpedos in 45 min. is not out there at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28304941)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 4:09 AM
Author: Spectacular Godawful Antidepressant Drug Garrison

Seriously. I can kill two 16 oz. high ABV drafts in 10 minutes with ease, especially if I've been outside and it's hot.

Probably my worst problem with alcohol is how fast I can drink. I imagine this is the case with most alcoholics. Anyone who has seen me drink would not doubt for a second that I could swill 5 12 oz. Torpedoes in 45 minutes. In fact, I'm sure I've done it in the past at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28304968)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 4:21 AM
Author: Brilliant theatre haunted graveyard

but THREE people all with alcohol issues at the same small table????

So random!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28305006)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: multi-colored menage brethren

Two attorneys and Shia have alcohol problems ... So random!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28741099)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 4:35 PM
Author: Cerebral native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28741607)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28938086)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour

shia gets arrested on the one year anniversary of this poast for public intoxication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28938087)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28938236)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: lascivious irate karate church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#28948762)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:32 PM
Author: Histrionic plaza gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#29227915)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Henna goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#30822171)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 12:10 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#30822215)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Henna goyim

What part isn't flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#30822223)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:25 AM
Author: Pearly razzle set patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#31256499)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:11 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#31256459)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: Henna goyim

We did it, brother, together, right here in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#31256461)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:13 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

we maed it. Too bad this wasn't even the most famous poast of October 9th 2014 though. The Columbus Day sister tinder swipe was the same day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#31256463)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: Henna goyim

Lol I remember that thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#31256466)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

Don't u like how labeouf was arrested for public intoxication on the one year anniversary of this TRUE not flame story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#31256465)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:15 AM
Author: Henna goyim

Did not know that since I don't keep track of FLAME stories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#31256467)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:17 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour

Literally everything here is true and has been proven on multiple occasions. I had four beers tonight and am stone cold sober

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#31256475)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:22 AM
Author: Henna goyim

Okay, you just folded under my cross-examination the other night. You must not remember that. You know what they say: truth comes out when you're drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#31256486)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:22 AM
Author: chestnut temple crotch

Flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#31256489)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:24 AM
Author: Henna goyim

Literally no one is falling for your chilimata imposter flame, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#31256494)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:27 AM
Author: doobsian violet tattoo piazza

I don't understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#31256510)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:30 AM
Author: chestnut temple crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#31256524)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#31256523)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:30 AM
Author: chestnut temple crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#31256525)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:31 AM
Author: Henna goyim

DIE FAGGOTS ALL OF YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#31256534)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 3:24 AM
Author: Lemon underhanded lodge

flame bc shia labeouf would not order torpedoes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#31256619)



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Date: January 29th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#32490986)



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Date: September 3rd, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: vibrant principal's office lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#34128639)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Translucent Duck-like Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#35367457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: lavender boyish stain psychic

holy shit chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#35367463)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour

can i have some crypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#35367480)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Translucent Duck-like Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#35367485)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: Internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#35367474)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Sable cumskin den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#35430505)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: shivering anal stage

is this the origin of the shia lebeouf torpedo meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#35430555)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Drab codepig heaven

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#35430582)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#35430608)



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Date: September 2nd, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: Sable cumskin den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#36734217)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 6:51 PM
Author: sick concupiscible trust fund queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#39406593)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 7:26 PM
Author: Henna goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#39406762)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: Disrespectful Mahogany Resort Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#39407966)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#49676082)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 9:01 AM
Author: 180 geriatric skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#37353189)



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Date: June 15th, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: Violent mother parlour

Went to laurel tavern with earl today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#38394876)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 6:34 PM
Author: Henna goyim

Just a reminder that chandler never drank five torpedoes in 45 minutes. Fucking liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#39406533)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Deep startling headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#39406605)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 12:00 AM
Author: Violent mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#39407916)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 11:02 AM
Author: Flesh soul-stirring nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#41571924)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: Big-titted Dull Tanning Salon

this thread is essential to xo canon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#41571932)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 11:10 AM
Author: ivory unhinged address

i get Shia Lebeouf and Post Malone mixed up sometimes/all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#41571978)



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Date: March 6th, 2021 3:38 PM
Author: Big-titted Dull Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#42059065)



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Date: March 6th, 2021 3:55 PM
Author: Drunken rigor business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2).#42059163)