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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Slap-happy marvelous school ape It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Ivory meetinghouse selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Exciting Obsidian Bawdyhouse Water Buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Maniacal Prole French Chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Casino Volcanic Crater did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Pink stain "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Swashbuckling angry home fanboi (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: wine bipolar feces theater "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: swollen glittery locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: aqua vibrant dysfunction pisswyrm (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Slap-happy marvelous school ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Fishy Stirring Hell Nibblets who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Slap-happy marvelous school ape Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Fishy Stirring Hell Nibblets whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Slap-happy marvelous school ape CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Fragrant seedy locale kitty 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Walnut crawly university antidepressant drug "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#32250229) |
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