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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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talented rebellious ceo
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
hateful property
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
talented rebellious ceo
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
hateful property
  05/01/26
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Concupiscible tattoo heaven
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Overrated Odious Affirmative Action
  04/29/26
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talented rebellious ceo
  04/29/26
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Concupiscible tattoo heaven
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Brilliant bbw
  04/29/26
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Disrespectful national
  04/29/26
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Concupiscible tattoo heaven
  05/01/26
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Sexy place of business
  04/30/26
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Lake Confused Skinny Woman
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Lake Confused Skinny Woman
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Concupiscible tattoo heaven
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Disrespectful national
  05/02/26
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Concupiscible tattoo heaven
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
talented rebellious ceo
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Brilliant bbw
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
talented rebellious ceo
  04/29/26
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Concupiscible tattoo heaven
  04/29/26
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self-centered angry church building
  04/29/26
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thriller salmon trump supporter factory reset button
  04/29/26
180!
Disrespectful national
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Overrated Odious Affirmative Action
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
talented rebellious ceo
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Amethyst stead organic girlfriend
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
talented rebellious ceo
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Marvelous Deep Locale Faggot Firefighter
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
talented rebellious ceo
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Marvelous Deep Locale Faggot Firefighter
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
talented rebellious ceo
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
slap-happy twisted roommate
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
talented rebellious ceo
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Marvelous Deep Locale Faggot Firefighter
  05/01/26
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Concupiscible tattoo heaven
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
slap-happy twisted roommate
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Marvelous Deep Locale Faggot Firefighter
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Concupiscible tattoo heaven
  05/01/26
180
self-centered angry church building
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Overrated Odious Affirmative Action
  05/01/26
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Irradiated flesh den
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Vengeful halford
  04/30/26
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Vengeful halford
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Seedy area travel guidebook
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
talented rebellious ceo
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Marvelous Deep Locale Faggot Firefighter
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
talented rebellious ceo
  05/01/26
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Concupiscible tattoo heaven
  05/01/26
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Marvelous Deep Locale Faggot Firefighter
  05/01/26
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Concupiscible tattoo heaven
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Concupiscible tattoo heaven
  05/01/26
congrats!
Lake Confused Skinny Woman
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
self-centered angry church building
  05/01/26
180
Concupiscible tattoo heaven
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
talented rebellious ceo
  05/01/26
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Concupiscible tattoo heaven
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Concupiscible tattoo heaven
  05/01/26
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Disrespectful national
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: talented rebellious ceo



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: hateful property

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: talented rebellious ceo

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: hateful property

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible tattoo heaven



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Overrated Odious Affirmative Action



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: talented rebellious ceo



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible tattoo heaven



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Brilliant bbw

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Disrespectful national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible tattoo heaven



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Sexy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Lake Confused Skinny Woman



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Lake Confused Skinny Woman

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible tattoo heaven

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Disrespectful national

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible tattoo heaven



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: talented rebellious ceo

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Brilliant bbw

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: talented rebellious ceo

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible tattoo heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: self-centered angry church building



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: thriller salmon trump supporter factory reset button



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Disrespectful national

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Overrated Odious Affirmative Action

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: talented rebellious ceo

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Amethyst stead organic girlfriend

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: talented rebellious ceo

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Marvelous Deep Locale Faggot Firefighter

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: talented rebellious ceo

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Marvelous Deep Locale Faggot Firefighter

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: talented rebellious ceo

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: slap-happy twisted roommate

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: talented rebellious ceo

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Marvelous Deep Locale Faggot Firefighter

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible tattoo heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: slap-happy twisted roommate

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Marvelous Deep Locale Faggot Firefighter

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible tattoo heaven

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: self-centered angry church building

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Overrated Odious Affirmative Action

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Irradiated flesh den



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Vengeful halford

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Vengeful halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Seedy area travel guidebook

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: talented rebellious ceo

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Marvelous Deep Locale Faggot Firefighter

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: talented rebellious ceo

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible tattoo heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Marvelous Deep Locale Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible tattoo heaven



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible tattoo heaven

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Lake Confused Skinny Woman

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: self-centered angry church building

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible tattoo heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: talented rebellious ceo

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible tattoo heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible tattoo heaven

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Disrespectful national



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