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Imagine if Superman was black. He'd be literally raping and killing everything

No person, business, or nation would be safe. At absolute...
house-broken step-uncle's house
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Brindle bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth
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important thread
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cyan spot ceo
  09/17/23
Water would be his kryptonite
French principal's office selfie
  09/17/23
no, a job would be
house-broken step-uncle's house
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Brindle bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth
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Brindle bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth
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Classical music
iridescent electric theatre
  09/28/23
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8
maniacal white famous landscape painting
  09/17/23
lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up wi...
Hairraiser mahogany base
  09/28/23
is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.
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mind-boggling turquoise cuckoldry
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It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (...
Adventurous at-the-ready ticket booth
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Swashbuckling Chestnut Old Irish Cottage
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Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or tha...
Sapphire Community Account Private Investor
  09/28/23
dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm
house-broken step-uncle's house
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mind-boggling turquoise cuckoldry
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exhilarant silver senate preventive strike
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Navy insanely creepy electric furnace pistol
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TURD SANDWICH
  04/08/26
well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.
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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: house-broken step-uncle's house

No person, business, or nation would be safe.

At absolute best he'd focus on a rap career instead of helping anyone.

Lois lane would be a jungle bunny.

There would be no Jonathan Kent since he would have left Clark and Martha on day 1 of him arriving from Krypton.

Martha would be a crack addict.

I'm obviously assuming that in this alternate universe the whole Kent family is black.

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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Brindle bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:07 PM
Author: Brindle bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:13 PM
Author: Brindle bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth

important thread

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:15 PM
Author: cyan spot ceo



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:14 PM
Author: French principal's office selfie

Water would be his kryptonite

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:21 AM
Author: house-broken step-uncle's house

no, a job would be

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Brindle bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 28th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: Brindle bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: iridescent electric theatre

Classical music

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:17 PM
Author: maniacal white famous landscape painting

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Hairraiser mahogany base

lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up with it on the spot

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: Sepia laughsome hissy fit

is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:46 AM
Author: mind-boggling turquoise cuckoldry



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: Adventurous at-the-ready ticket booth

It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (Michael Che) writes the white guy's jokes for him and they're all racist

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Chestnut Old Irish Cottage



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Sapphire Community Account Private Investor

Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or that he was a dark skinned Kryptonian?

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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: house-broken step-uncle's house

dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling turquoise cuckoldry

Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for him

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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: house-broken step-uncle's house



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: exhilarant silver senate preventive strike



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Date: September 28th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Navy insanely creepy electric furnace pistol



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Date: April 8th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: TURD SANDWICH ( )



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Date: April 8th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: SkaddenArse

well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.

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