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Fear-inspiring cuckold
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
arousing startling headpube
  05/05/25
Cr
curious snowy telephone juggernaut
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disturbing boyish pit boistinker
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Deranged rehab patrolman
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Vigorous bisexual stock car nursing home
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
Garnet sandwich
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
nudist base
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Garnet sandwich
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nudist base
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Shimmering orchestra pit
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
nudist base
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Shimmering orchestra pit
  05/05/25
180
nudist base
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Magenta sadistic heaven
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Adventurous orange garrison idiot
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marvelous center mad cow disease
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There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
wonderful pearl cruise ship alpha
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
excitant striped hyena
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
wonderful pearl cruise ship alpha
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Deranged rehab patrolman
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
idiotic vermilion scourge upon the earth box office
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
White Godawful Toaster
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Adventurous orange garrison idiot
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
mint puppy jap
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
disturbing boyish pit boistinker
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
excitant striped hyena
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Fear-inspiring cuckold
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
excitant striped hyena
  05/09/25
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Fear-inspiring cuckold
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excitant striped hyena
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
citrine massive haunted graveyard dysfunction
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He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
thriller charcoal legal warrant stage
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Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
blue cracking location fortuitous meteor
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Deranged rehab patrolman
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
citrine massive haunted graveyard dysfunction
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Vigorous bisexual stock car nursing home
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
citrine massive haunted graveyard dysfunction
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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citrine massive haunted graveyard dysfunction
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
bossy abode laser beams
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
hyperventilating theater
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Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
supple brass national
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring cuckold



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: arousing startling headpube

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: curious snowy telephone juggernaut

Cr

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: disturbing boyish pit boistinker



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Deranged rehab patrolman



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Vigorous bisexual stock car nursing home



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Garnet sandwich

slutmobile obv

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: nudist base

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Garnet sandwich

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: nudist base



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Shimmering orchestra pit

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: nudist base

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Shimmering orchestra pit

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: nudist base

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Magenta sadistic heaven

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Adventurous orange garrison idiot

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: marvelous center mad cow disease



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: wonderful pearl cruise ship alpha

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: excitant striped hyena

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: wonderful pearl cruise ship alpha

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Deranged rehab patrolman

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: idiotic vermilion scourge upon the earth box office

when he put his bum on the Swedish

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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: White Godawful Toaster

Marrying Drew Barrymore

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Adventurous orange garrison idiot

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: mint puppy jap

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: disturbing boyish pit boistinker

I like undercutters pizza.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: excitant striped hyena

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring cuckold



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: excitant striped hyena

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring cuckold

1800000

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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: excitant striped hyena



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: citrine massive haunted graveyard dysfunction

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: thriller charcoal legal warrant stage

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: blue cracking location fortuitous meteor

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Deranged rehab patrolman

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: citrine massive haunted graveyard dysfunction

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Vigorous bisexual stock car nursing home

scholarship is 180, boner police

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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: citrine massive haunted graveyard dysfunction

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: citrine massive haunted graveyard dysfunction

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring cuckold



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: citrine massive haunted graveyard dysfunction



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: bossy abode laser beams

My bum is on the Swedish

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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: hyperventilating theater

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: supple brass national

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48918763)