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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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embarrassed to the bone sexy goyim multi-billionaire
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lol at white womyn
Heady Brunch
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
swashbuckling duck-like ceo indirect expression
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
Charismatic Fuchsia Turdskin
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
Titillating dilemma
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
Lime hot stage shitlib
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
Titillating dilemma
  10/10/12
"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
Floppy milk lettuce
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
frum misunderstood factory reset button
  05/15/23
Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
embarrassed to the bone sexy goyim multi-billionaire
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tyft
Burgundy Aromatic Masturbator Parlor
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180
Comical stubborn area double fault
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awesome
Twinkling Box Office
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smoky filthpig pozpig
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
navy disrespectful nibblets point
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
aphrodisiac menage
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learning disabled university
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You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what...
Irradiated Quadroon
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lmao
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sexy goyim multi-billionaire

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sexy goyim multi-billionaire



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sexy goyim multi-billionaire



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Heady Brunch

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling duck-like ceo indirect expression

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Charismatic Fuchsia Turdskin

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Titillating dilemma

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2).#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Lime hot stage shitlib

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2).#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Titillating dilemma

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Floppy milk lettuce

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: frum misunderstood factory reset button

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2).#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sexy goyim multi-billionaire

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2).#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Burgundy Aromatic Masturbator Parlor

tyft

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Comical stubborn area double fault

180

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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Twinkling Box Office

awesome

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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: smoky filthpig pozpig



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: navy disrespectful nibblets point

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac menage

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2).#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: learning disabled university

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Irradiated Quadroon

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: mind-boggling useless brakes

lmao

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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: passionate sanctuary ladyboy



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained))



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