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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
talented unhinged ladyboy
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
Confused boyish son of senegal den
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
honey-headed comical sneaky criminal wagecucks
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
arousing dark puppy
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
Confused boyish son of senegal den
  11/12/24
wow!
slate low-t native main people
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
bipolar cocky haunted graveyard
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
Spectacular learning disabled location really tough guy
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Confused boyish son of senegal den
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maroon diverse giraffe
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slate low-t native main people
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arousing dark puppy
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bespoke whorehouse
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medicated pontificating liquid oxygen
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Underhanded saffron hell mother
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Excitant dilemma private investor
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slate low-t native main people
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crawly scarlet abode
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
maroon diverse giraffe
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
Confused boyish son of senegal den
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
Sapphire meetinghouse patrolman
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Frum hospital psychic
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
honey-headed comical sneaky criminal wagecucks
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
Judgmental roommate crackhouse
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Underhanded saffron hell mother
  06/08/25
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Excitant dilemma private investor
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
Rusted well-lubricated office
  11/12/24
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slate low-t native main people
  11/12/24
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Glittery chocolate love of her life
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
smoky demanding round eye set
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
slate low-t native main people
  11/12/24
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slate low-t native main people
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
wine property useless brakes
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
medicated pontificating liquid oxygen
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
Thriller Greedy Spot
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
medicated pontificating liquid oxygen
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
Confused boyish son of senegal den
  06/08/25
Damning.
Pearl Frozen Bawdyhouse
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: talented unhinged ladyboy

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Confused boyish son of senegal den

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: honey-headed comical sneaky criminal wagecucks

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: arousing dark puppy

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: Confused boyish son of senegal den

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: slate low-t native main people

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: bipolar cocky haunted graveyard

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Spectacular learning disabled location really tough guy

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Confused boyish son of senegal den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: maroon diverse giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: slate low-t native main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: arousing dark puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: bespoke whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: medicated pontificating liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Underhanded saffron hell mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Excitant dilemma private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: slate low-t native main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: crawly scarlet abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: maroon diverse giraffe

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Confused boyish son of senegal den

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Sapphire meetinghouse patrolman

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Frum hospital psychic

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: honey-headed comical sneaky criminal wagecucks

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Judgmental roommate crackhouse

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Underhanded saffron hell mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Excitant dilemma private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Rusted well-lubricated office

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: slate low-t native main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Glittery chocolate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: smoky demanding round eye set

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: slate low-t native main people

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: slate low-t native main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: wine property useless brakes

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: medicated pontificating liquid oxygen

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Thriller Greedy Spot

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: medicated pontificating liquid oxygen

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Confused boyish son of senegal den

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Pearl Frozen Bawdyhouse

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996493)