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attended an Episcopal church
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I took a dump at Port Authority.
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
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Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
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flew a P-51.
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played golf with Trump
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was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
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posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Tan senate cumskin

that's kinda cool

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Awkward ticket booth round eye

Explain?

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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Mewling slimy pocket flask



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Greedy Psychic

Self defense?

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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: indecent athletic conference menage

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Lavender hyperventilating whorehouse

Ricky

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: dashing magenta jap

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: charismatic stead

(Rudolph)

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: bossy supple cuck gas station

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: bright deer antler

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Sable beady-eyed newt tattoo

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Tan senate cumskin

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Sable beady-eyed newt tattoo

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Tan senate cumskin

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Sable beady-eyed newt tattoo

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Iridescent Razzmatazz Plaza Giraffe

Took over a small country

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Tan senate cumskin

lol wow, holy shit

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Awkward ticket booth round eye

No way you're the only one

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Lavender hyperventilating whorehouse

Okay, I lol’d

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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Adventurous charcoal therapy



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Henna Trip Becky



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: odious costumed dilemma

lmao

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: burgundy jet-lagged crotch



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: Cerebral background story spot



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: dark cuckold



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Mustard Son Of Senegal Boltzmann



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Comical parlor masturbator



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: fragrant place of business



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Contagious travel guidebook

180

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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Sable beady-eyed newt tattoo

Pumo scum

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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: narrow-minded home

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: bearded karate

attended an Episcopal church

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling unholy location

I took a dump at Port Authority.

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: fear-inspiring alcoholic hairy legs sanctuary

that is brave

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: mind-boggling unholy location

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: fear-inspiring alcoholic hairy legs sanctuary

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: bearded karate

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Sooty house twinkling uncleanness

i've exorcised 3+ demons

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Tan senate cumskin

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Henna Trip Becky

We've got time

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: dashing magenta jap



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Submissive locale wrinkle



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: Lavender hyperventilating whorehouse



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Tan senate cumskin

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: bossy supple cuck gas station



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Sable beady-eyed newt tattoo

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: dark cuckold



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: Drab hospital



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: Submissive locale wrinkle

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: dashing magenta jap

wow

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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: coiffed boyish electric furnace



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: slippery queen of the night public bath

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: dashing magenta jap

lol

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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Nofapping vengeful church building



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: shivering double fault



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Tan senate cumskin

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Tan senate cumskin

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: dark cuckold



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: 180 university

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: odious costumed dilemma

Driven a Zamboni

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Awkward ticket booth round eye

180 wholesome unique experience

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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: odious costumed dilemma

tyty

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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: insecure toilet seat point

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: odious costumed dilemma

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Ocher Bbw Site

180

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: red arousing keepsake machete gaming laptop

(stone cold steve austin tp)

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: burgundy jet-lagged crotch

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Sable beady-eyed newt tattoo

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: dashing magenta jap



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: chest-beating stag film chad

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Sooty house twinkling uncleanness



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: Light Library

wtf

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: bossy supple cuck gas station



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: dark cuckold



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: maize brunch international law enforcement agency

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Slate Heaven Genital Piercing

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Spruce vibrant associate

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Slate Heaven Genital Piercing

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Alcoholic skinny woman



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: bossy supple cuck gas station

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Stirring Ape

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Contagious travel guidebook

Winner

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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: electric mother lodge



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: useless parlour weed whacker

I smoked crack with him.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Light Library

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: Awkward ticket booth round eye



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Cerebral background story spot

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Sooty house twinkling uncleanness

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: Cerebral background story spot

Coon

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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: Soul-stirring painfully honest theater stage mad-dog skullcap

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: Cerebral background story spot

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring painfully honest theater stage mad-dog skullcap

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Cerebral background story spot

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Soul-stirring painfully honest theater stage mad-dog skullcap

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Cerebral background story spot

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Soul-stirring painfully honest theater stage mad-dog skullcap

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Cerebral background story spot

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Soul-stirring painfully honest theater stage mad-dog skullcap

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Flesh Multi-colored Principal's Office

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring painfully honest theater stage mad-dog skullcap

Link to said novel?

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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Cerebral background story spot

Where did you go,bro?

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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Soul-stirring painfully honest theater stage mad-dog skullcap

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: galvanic disgusting forum

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Mewling slimy pocket flask



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: House-broken set

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: Cerebral background story spot



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Mustard Son Of Senegal Boltzmann

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: House-broken set

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Motley depressive office

We talking a full degree or community college

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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: House-broken set

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: red arousing keepsake machete gaming laptop

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: dashing magenta jap

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: House-broken set

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Vigorous kink-friendly abode dog poop

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: bisexual boistinker

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: House-broken set

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: bisexual boistinker

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: dashing magenta jap

!

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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: House-broken set

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Motley depressive office

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: vivacious casino partner

you're 60?

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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: dashing magenta jap



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Pink Irate People Who Are Hurt Telephone

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Submissive locale wrinkle

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Slate Heaven Genital Piercing

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Pink Irate People Who Are Hurt Telephone

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: vivacious casino partner

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Slate Heaven Genital Piercing

We’re butt brothers, brother.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: vivacious casino partner

180 I thought you just sucked on it

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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Mustard Son Of Senegal Boltzmann

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Nofapping vengeful church building

180

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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Demanding buff locus macaca

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Nofapping vengeful church building

180!

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Flesh Multi-colored Principal's Office

flew a P-51.

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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Mustard Son Of Senegal Boltzmann

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: dashing magenta jap

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Spruce vibrant associate

played golf with Trump

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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: dashing magenta jap

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Spruce vibrant associate

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: dashing magenta jap



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: obsidian doobsian stage pozpig

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Spruce vibrant associate

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Awkward ticket booth round eye

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: bisexual boistinker

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: irradiated sapphire kitchen

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Racy Emerald Sneaky Criminal

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: vivacious casino partner

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: bisexual boistinker

my asshole remembers that day fondly

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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: obsidian doobsian stage pozpig



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: vivacious casino partner



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: red arousing keepsake machete gaming laptop

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: saffron property

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: disrespectful insanely creepy market trust fund

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Adventurous charcoal therapy

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: anal sweet tailpipe

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: dashing magenta jap

ouch

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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: anal sweet tailpipe

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: dashing magenta jap

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: anal sweet tailpipe

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: dashing magenta jap

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: burgundy jet-lagged crotch

No, they are still talking about it.

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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: shivering double fault

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: anal sweet tailpipe

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: burgundy jet-lagged crotch

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: anal sweet tailpipe

not me

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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: anal sweet tailpipe



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: exhilarant garrison

genuine lol

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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: burgundy jet-lagged crotch



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Motley depressive office

180

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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Spruce vibrant associate

180

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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: histrionic slap-happy cruise ship roast beef

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Alcoholic skinny woman

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: jet space organic girlfriend

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Nofapping vengeful church building

180

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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: jet space organic girlfriend



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Nofapping vengeful church building



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Excitant orchestra pit

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: jet space organic girlfriend

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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Nofapping vengeful church building



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Yellow overrated stage

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: Laughsome Violent Shrine Nibblets



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Soggy concupiscible shitlib

As the director or the, uh, talent?

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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: exciting address persian

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: cracking sickened crackhouse degenerate

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: burgundy jet-lagged crotch

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Mustard Son Of Senegal Boltzmann

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: burgundy jet-lagged crotch

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: exhilarant garrison

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: burgundy jet-lagged crotch

I don't know what that means, is that good?

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: exhilarant garrison

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: burgundy jet-lagged crotch

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: exhilarant garrison

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: burgundy jet-lagged crotch

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Awkward ticket booth round eye

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: bisexual boistinker



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: big rehab

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: fragrant place of business

Thats weirdly 180

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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: dashing magenta jap

excited?

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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: big rehab

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: dashing magenta jap

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: big rehab

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: dashing magenta jap



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: indecent athletic conference menage



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Mustard Son Of Senegal Boltzmann

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: big rehab

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Mustard Son Of Senegal Boltzmann

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: indecent athletic conference menage

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: big rehab

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: indecent athletic conference menage

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Mustard Son Of Senegal Boltzmann

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: fragrant place of business

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: dashing magenta jap



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Nofapping vengeful church building



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: red arousing keepsake machete gaming laptop

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: spectacular claret legend resort

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: bossy supple cuck gas station



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: outnumbered station

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: dashing magenta jap

how'd you get away

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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Greedy Psychic

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: diverse national

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Nofapping vengeful church building



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Bonkers Piazza

stand up to these niggers, clearly

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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Sooty house twinkling uncleanness

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: glittery tanning salon

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: glittery tanning salon

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Lake codepig

fkk it's too outable to say

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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Submissive locale wrinkle



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
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