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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
tell me
Adventurous twinkling sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Bright stimulating step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
vivacious resort generalized bond
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Exciting piazza rigpig
  12/28/13
fucking lol
fighting opaque clown lettuce
  05/12/15
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Cowardly Underhanded Nursing Home
  05/12/15
so underrated
metal charismatic shrine shitlib
  01/19/16
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provocative transparent tanning salon partner
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stirring zombie-like chad
  03/31/18
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Fragrant trailer park
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hairless hell
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multi-colored overrated prole philosopher-king
  12/16/21
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hilarious garrison cuck
  02/16/23
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Self-centered white library
  12/11/24
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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frank rizzo
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
rusted filthpig
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
medicated macaca
  08/14/13
lmao
Adventurous twinkling sweet tailpipe
  05/12/15
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amber senate
  12/11/24
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Self-centered white library
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
rusted filthpig
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
emerald diverse address genital piercing
  08/14/13
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Bright stimulating step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Tripping Crystalline Stain Cumskin
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
rofl
Adventurous twinkling sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
180
multi-colored overrated prole philosopher-king
  08/14/13
rofl
thirsty deranged den brethren
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
trip light menage jew
  08/14/13
lol
Floppy half-breed
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talking juggernaut
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provocative transparent tanning salon partner
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Motley Theater Stage
  03/24/21
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hilarious garrison cuck
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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French histrionic toaster
  08/14/13
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Bright stimulating step-uncle's house
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French histrionic toaster
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
medicated macaca
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
French histrionic toaster
  08/14/13
best of thread
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
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Sienna lascivious persian station
  08/14/13
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Self-centered white library
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Self-centered white library
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
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Bright stimulating step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
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Bright stimulating step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Bright stimulating step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
magenta liquid oxygen abode
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
medicated macaca
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Chest-beating school
  08/14/13
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Adventurous twinkling sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
180
rose home
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adulterous brass old irish cottage box office
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talking juggernaut
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Olive digit ratio
  08/17/13
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fighting opaque clown lettuce
  01/19/16
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stirring zombie-like chad
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Chest-beating school
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Sienna lascivious persian station
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Sienna lascivious persian station
  08/14/13
lol
Splenetic masturbator
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
French histrionic toaster
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
bat shit crazy red private investor
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Sienna lascivious persian station
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Umber Effete Parlor Legal Warrant
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Onyx Sick French Chef
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
French histrionic toaster
  08/14/13
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tan university
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Olive digit ratio
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Sienna lascivious persian station
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Brindle gaped headpube coffee pot
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Motley Theater Stage
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Sienna lascivious persian station
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Sienna lascivious persian station
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Shaky Theatre
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Concupiscible Twisted Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Tripping Crystalline Stain Cumskin
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Tripping Crystalline Stain Cumskin
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
multi-colored overrated prole philosopher-king
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Plum house
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
know-it-all avocado mad-dog skullcap national
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Sienna lascivious persian station
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Concupiscible Twisted Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Shaky Theatre
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
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Wild sable pozpig
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Concupiscible Twisted Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Concupiscible Twisted Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Concupiscible Twisted Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Concupiscible Twisted Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Concupiscible Twisted Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Concupiscible Twisted Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Bright stimulating step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Bright stimulating step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
whatever
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
razzle angry site
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Sienna lascivious persian station
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
French histrionic toaster
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
lol
rose home
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
180
multi-colored overrated prole philosopher-king
  08/14/13
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Dun cerebral lay selfie
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
French histrionic toaster
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Chocolate Parlour
  08/14/13
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Chocolate Parlour
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
multi-colored overrated prole philosopher-king
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
multi-colored overrated prole philosopher-king
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Bright stimulating step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Bright stimulating step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
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Contagious misunderstood orchestra pit
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
rose home
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
idiotic dragon psychic
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Puce low-t sandwich
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
multi-colored overrated prole philosopher-king
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
multi-colored overrated prole philosopher-king
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Sienna lascivious persian station
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
multi-colored overrated prole philosopher-king
  08/14/13
165
chestnut institution travel guidebook
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
lmao
Bright stimulating step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
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Wild sable pozpig
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Mischievous Dashing Nibblets Elastic Band
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
federal odious voyeur
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Olive digit ratio
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Olive digit ratio
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Chocolate Parlour
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
Pics?
Honey-headed foreskin tattoo
  08/14/13
link?
amber senate
  08/17/13
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Adventurous twinkling sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
charcoal slimy black woman
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
mauve autistic goyim
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Sienna lascivious persian station
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Appetizing dark mediation center
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
tantric talented dilemma fanboi
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
tantric talented dilemma fanboi
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
tantric talented dilemma fanboi
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
bat shit crazy red private investor
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
swashbuckling hall internal respiration
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
tantric talented dilemma fanboi
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Galvanic casino fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
Underrated
chestnut institution travel guidebook
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provocative transparent tanning salon partner
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
swashbuckling hall internal respiration
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Galvanic casino fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Learning disabled ultramarine public bath
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Sienna lascivious persian station
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Electric Meetinghouse Circlehead
  08/14/13
lol
Floppy half-breed
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Electric Meetinghouse Circlehead
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Floppy half-breed
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Electric Meetinghouse Circlehead
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
swashbuckling hall internal respiration
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Shivering hairraiser national security agency range
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Shaky Theatre
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
irradiated theater sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
180
Lime at-the-ready kitchen
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Floppy half-breed
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
talking juggernaut
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Floppy half-breed
  08/14/13
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Racy fear-inspiring reading party corner
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Vibrant mental disorder
  08/14/13
180
tantric talented dilemma fanboi
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Galvanic casino fortuitous meteor
  08/15/13
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Appetizing dark mediation center
  08/17/13
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Hateful Area Water Buffalo
  09/11/13
Lmao
Boyish sound barrier
  06/07/17
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Mahogany stage
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Racy fear-inspiring reading party corner
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Insecure disrespectful pervert
  08/14/13
lol
tantric talented dilemma fanboi
  08/14/13
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aromatic church building antidepressant drug
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Navy depressive
  08/14/13
180
mentally impaired mad cow disease
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Titillating Internet-worthy Love Of Her Life Therapy
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
amethyst stubborn base
  08/17/13
poignant
drunken locus
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Laughsome bisexual background story dysfunction
  08/17/13
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Racy fear-inspiring reading party corner
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Hateful Area Water Buffalo
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Brindle gaped headpube coffee pot
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Learning disabled ultramarine public bath
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Exciting piazza rigpig
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Soul-stirring wine state
  12/28/13
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spectacular grizzly international law enforcement agency wrinkle
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
180 carmine sex offender gaping
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Beady-eyed set hunting ground
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Curious legend
  03/10/14
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fighting opaque clown lettuce
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jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Umber Effete Parlor Legal Warrant
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Magical hairy legs gaming laptop
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talking juggernaut
  10/25/17
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amber senate
  11/29/15
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amber senate
  12/23/15
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fighting opaque clown lettuce
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amber senate
  03/13/16
I want pizza
rebellious scourge upon the earth gas station
  06/07/17
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Magical hairy legs gaming laptop
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...
Olive digit ratio
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Sapphire anal police squad
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Pink exhilarant mood pit
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Sapphire anal police squad
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Motley Theater Stage
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amber senate
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amber senate
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Supple principal's office idea he suggested
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Motley Theater Stage
  12/16/21
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Motley Theater Stage
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Adventurous twinkling sweet tailpipe

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Bright stimulating step-uncle's house

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: vivacious resort generalized bond

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Exciting piazza rigpig

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: fighting opaque clown lettuce

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: metal charismatic shrine shitlib

so underrated

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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: hilarious garrison cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Self-centered white library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: fuchsia impressive ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: frank rizzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: rusted filthpig

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: medicated macaca

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Adventurous twinkling sweet tailpipe

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: amber senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Self-centered white library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: rusted filthpig

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: emerald diverse address genital piercing

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Bright stimulating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Tripping Crystalline Stain Cumskin

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Adventurous twinkling sweet tailpipe

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: multi-colored overrated prole philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: thirsty deranged den brethren

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: trip light menage jew

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Floppy half-breed

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: talking juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: provocative transparent tanning salon partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Motley Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: hilarious garrison cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: French histrionic toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Bright stimulating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: French histrionic toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: medicated macaca

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: French histrionic toaster

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Sienna lascivious persian station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Self-centered white library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Self-centered white library

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Bright stimulating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Bright stimulating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Bright stimulating step-uncle's house

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: magenta liquid oxygen abode

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: medicated macaca

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Chest-beating school

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Adventurous twinkling sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: rose home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: adulterous brass old irish cottage box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: talking juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: fighting opaque clown lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: stirring zombie-like chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Chest-beating school

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Sienna lascivious persian station

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Sienna lascivious persian station

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Splenetic masturbator

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: French histrionic toaster

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Sienna lascivious persian station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Umber Effete Parlor Legal Warrant

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Onyx Sick French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: French histrionic toaster

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: tan university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Sienna lascivious persian station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Brindle gaped headpube coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Brindle gaped headpube coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Motley Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Sienna lascivious persian station

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Sienna lascivious persian station

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Shaky Theatre

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Concupiscible Twisted Multi-billionaire

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Tripping Crystalline Stain Cumskin

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Tripping Crystalline Stain Cumskin

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: multi-colored overrated prole philosopher-king

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Plum house

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: know-it-all avocado mad-dog skullcap national

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Sienna lascivious persian station

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Concupiscible Twisted Multi-billionaire

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Shaky Theatre

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Wild sable pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Concupiscible Twisted Multi-billionaire

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Concupiscible Twisted Multi-billionaire

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Concupiscible Twisted Multi-billionaire

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Concupiscible Twisted Multi-billionaire

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Concupiscible Twisted Multi-billionaire

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Concupiscible Twisted Multi-billionaire

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Bright stimulating step-uncle's house

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Bright stimulating step-uncle's house

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: razzle angry site

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Sienna lascivious persian station

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: French histrionic toaster

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: rose home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: multi-colored overrated prole philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Dun cerebral lay selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: French histrionic toaster

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Chocolate Parlour

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Chocolate Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: multi-colored overrated prole philosopher-king

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: multi-colored overrated prole philosopher-king

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Bright stimulating step-uncle's house

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Bright stimulating step-uncle's house

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Contagious misunderstood orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: rose home

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: idiotic dragon psychic

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Puce low-t sandwich

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: multi-colored overrated prole philosopher-king

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: multi-colored overrated prole philosopher-king

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Sienna lascivious persian station

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: multi-colored overrated prole philosopher-king

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: chestnut institution travel guidebook

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Bright stimulating step-uncle's house

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Wild sable pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Mischievous Dashing Nibblets Elastic Band

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: federal odious voyeur

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Chocolate Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Honey-headed foreskin tattoo

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: amber senate

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Adventurous twinkling sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: charcoal slimy black woman

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: mauve autistic goyim

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Sienna lascivious persian station

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Appetizing dark mediation center

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: tantric talented dilemma fanboi

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: tantric talented dilemma fanboi

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: tantric talented dilemma fanboi

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: bat shit crazy red private investor

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: swashbuckling hall internal respiration

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: tantric talented dilemma fanboi

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Galvanic casino fortuitous meteor

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: chestnut institution travel guidebook

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: provocative transparent tanning salon partner



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: swashbuckling hall internal respiration

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Galvanic casino fortuitous meteor

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Learning disabled ultramarine public bath

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Sienna lascivious persian station

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Electric Meetinghouse Circlehead

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Floppy half-breed

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Electric Meetinghouse Circlehead

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Floppy half-breed

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Electric Meetinghouse Circlehead

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: swashbuckling hall internal respiration

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Shivering hairraiser national security agency range

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Shaky Theatre

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: irradiated theater sneaky criminal

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Lime at-the-ready kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Floppy half-breed

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: talking juggernaut

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Floppy half-breed

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Racy fear-inspiring reading party corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Vibrant mental disorder



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: tantric talented dilemma fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Galvanic casino fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Appetizing dark mediation center



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Hateful Area Water Buffalo



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Boyish sound barrier

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Mahogany stage

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Racy fear-inspiring reading party corner

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Insecure disrespectful pervert

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: tantric talented dilemma fanboi

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: aromatic church building antidepressant drug



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Navy depressive

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: mentally impaired mad cow disease

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Titillating Internet-worthy Love Of Her Life Therapy

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: amethyst stubborn base

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: drunken locus

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Laughsome bisexual background story dysfunction

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Racy fear-inspiring reading party corner



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Hateful Area Water Buffalo

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Brindle gaped headpube coffee pot

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Learning disabled ultramarine public bath

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Exciting piazza rigpig

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring wine state

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: spectacular grizzly international law enforcement agency wrinkle



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: 180 carmine sex offender gaping

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed set hunting ground

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Curious legend

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: fighting opaque clown lettuce



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Umber Effete Parlor Legal Warrant

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Magical hairy legs gaming laptop



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: talking juggernaut



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: amber senate



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: amber senate



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: fighting opaque clown lettuce



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: amber senate



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: rebellious scourge upon the earth gas station

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Magical hairy legs gaming laptop



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Sapphire anal police squad

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Pink exhilarant mood pit

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Sapphire anal police squad

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Motley Theater Stage



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: amber senate



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: amber senate



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Supple principal's office idea he suggested



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Motley Theater Stage



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Motley Theater Stage



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