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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
tell me
hideous copper theatre
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
lol tyft
nofapping prole mad cow disease
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Internet-worthy arousing hall
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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  12/28/13
fucking lol
Deranged Corner
  05/12/15
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Self-centered lemon locus
  05/12/15
so underrated
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  12/11/24
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clear 180 public bath
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
hairraiser fantasy-prone lodge
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
olive provocative rehab
  08/14/13
lmao
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Adventurous generalized bond trailer park
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
hairraiser fantasy-prone lodge
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
dull house private investor
  08/14/13
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nofapping prole mad cow disease
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Startling Potus Chapel
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
rofl
hideous copper theatre
  08/14/13
180
Aromatic gay wizard
  08/14/13
rofl
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  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
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  08/14/13
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Chartreuse Space Gunner
  08/14/13
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nofapping prole mad cow disease
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Chartreuse Space Gunner
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
olive provocative rehab
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Chartreuse Space Gunner
  08/14/13
best of thread
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
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federal becky elastic band
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Naked Bawdyhouse Therapy
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
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  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
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nofapping prole mad cow disease
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
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nofapping prole mad cow disease
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
nofapping prole mad cow disease
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
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  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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hideous copper theatre
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180
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Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/17/13
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Deranged Corner
  01/19/16
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Lascivious native
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
impertinent floppy address community account
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
federal becky elastic band
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
federal becky elastic band
  08/14/13
lol
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  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Chartreuse Space Gunner
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
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federal becky elastic band
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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  08/14/13
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  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Chartreuse Space Gunner
  08/14/13
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slippery kitty cat
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
federal becky elastic band
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
federal becky elastic band
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
sickened dysfunction legend
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Slimy Set
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Startling Potus Chapel
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Startling Potus Chapel
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Aromatic gay wizard
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Vermilion Irradiated Heaven Voyeur
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
federal becky elastic band
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Slimy Set
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
sickened dysfunction legend
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Slimy Set
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Slimy Set
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Slimy Set
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Slimy Set
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Slimy Set
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Slimy Set
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
nofapping prole mad cow disease
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
nofapping prole mad cow disease
  08/14/13
whatever
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Bearded aquamarine french chef piazza
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
federal becky elastic band
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Chartreuse Space Gunner
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
lol
Learning disabled mildly autistic crotch
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
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Marvelous cuckoldry stead
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Chartreuse Space Gunner
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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haunting fat ankles stage
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Aromatic gay wizard
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Aromatic gay wizard
  08/14/13
lol tyft
nofapping prole mad cow disease
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
nofapping prole mad cow disease
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Learning disabled mildly autistic crotch
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Swashbuckling puppy
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
orange faggot firefighter hominid
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Aromatic gay wizard
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Aromatic gay wizard
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
federal becky elastic band
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Aromatic gay wizard
  08/14/13
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Blue Charismatic Resort
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
lmao
nofapping prole mad cow disease
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
vigorous sooty jap
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Cruel-hearted cobalt center associate
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Histrionic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
Pics?
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  08/14/13
link?
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  08/17/13
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hideous copper theatre
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Silver Ticket Booth
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
harsh aqua brunch people who are hurt
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
federal becky elastic band
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Nudist Theater
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Twinkling Heady New Version
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Twinkling Heady New Version
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Twinkling Heady New Version
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
crystalline faggotry double fault
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
vibrant house-broken gas station internal respiration
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Twinkling Heady New Version
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Translucent Passionate Box Office Brethren
  08/14/13
Underrated
Blue Charismatic Resort
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thriller den idiot
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
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  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Translucent Passionate Box Office Brethren
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Flatulent Concupiscible Stain
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
federal becky elastic band
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Talented trust fund ceo
  08/14/13
lol
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  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Talented trust fund ceo
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Wonderful ungodly area shitlib
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Talented trust fund ceo
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
vibrant house-broken gas station internal respiration
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Iridescent cerebral roast beef
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
sickened dysfunction legend
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
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  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
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  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
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  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
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  08/14/13
180
Twinkling Heady New Version
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Translucent Passionate Box Office Brethren
  08/15/13
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Nudist Theater
  08/17/13
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razzmatazz kitty
  09/11/13
Lmao
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  06/07/17
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Brass Place Of Business Patrolman
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
fuchsia temple filthpig
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
sepia hell
  08/14/13
lol
Twinkling Heady New Version
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Pungent Cruise Ship
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Vivacious Fluffy Mood
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Spectacular tanning salon
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
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  08/17/13
poignant
puce pisswyrm
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
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  08/17/13
...
fuchsia temple filthpig
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
razzmatazz kitty
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Violent step-uncle's house wagecucks
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Flatulent Concupiscible Stain
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
gay titillating queen of the night
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Curious office philosopher-king
  12/28/13
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  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
adulterous bateful shrine dopamine
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Ruddy Offensive Home Knife
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Saffron garrison
  03/10/14
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Deranged Corner
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Henna gaped ape mediation
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transparent bull headed milk orchestra pit
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Adventurous generalized bond trailer park
  11/29/15
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Adventurous generalized bond trailer park
  12/23/15
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Deranged Corner
  01/05/16
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Adventurous generalized bond trailer park
  03/13/16
I want pizza
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  06/07/17
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Galvanic metal reading party volcanic crater
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Histrionic school cafeteria
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Arrogant death wish juggernaut
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Comical emerald stag film personal credit line
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Arrogant death wish juggernaut
  07/18/18
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Adventurous generalized bond trailer park
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: hideous copper theatre

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: nofapping prole mad cow disease

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Internet-worthy arousing hall

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: gay titillating queen of the night

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Deranged Corner

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Self-centered lemon locus



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Sable Circlehead Genital Piercing

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Aromatic gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: hot headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Naked Bawdyhouse Therapy



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Submissive purple parlour



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Brass Place Of Business Patrolman



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: clear 180 public bath



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Submissive purple parlour



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: hairraiser fantasy-prone lodge

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: olive provocative rehab

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: hideous copper theatre

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Adventurous generalized bond trailer park



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Naked Bawdyhouse Therapy



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Adventurous generalized bond trailer park



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: hairraiser fantasy-prone lodge

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: dull house private investor

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: nofapping prole mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Startling Potus Chapel

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: hideous copper theatre

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Aromatic gay wizard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Impressive range police squad

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Know-it-all Angry Wrinkle

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Wonderful ungodly area shitlib

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: transparent bull headed milk orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: thriller den idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: chrome thirsty principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: hot headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Brass Place Of Business Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Chartreuse Space Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: nofapping prole mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Chartreuse Space Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: olive provocative rehab

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Chartreuse Space Gunner

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: federal becky elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Naked Bawdyhouse Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Naked Bawdyhouse Therapy

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: nofapping prole mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: nofapping prole mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: nofapping prole mad cow disease

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: plum business firm

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: olive provocative rehab

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: impertinent floppy address community account

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: hideous copper theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Learning disabled mildly autistic crotch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: cracking theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: transparent bull headed milk orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Deranged Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Lascivious native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: impertinent floppy address community account

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: federal becky elastic band

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: federal becky elastic band

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: contagious whorehouse selfie

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Chartreuse Space Gunner

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: federal becky elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Henna gaped ape mediation

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: sapphire outnumbered coffee pot point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Chartreuse Space Gunner

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: slippery kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: federal becky elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Violent step-uncle's house wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Violent step-uncle's house wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: chrome thirsty principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: federal becky elastic band

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: federal becky elastic band

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: sickened dysfunction legend

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Slimy Set

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Startling Potus Chapel

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Startling Potus Chapel

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Aromatic gay wizard

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: grizzly famous landscape painting

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Vermilion Irradiated Heaven Voyeur

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: federal becky elastic band

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Slimy Set

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: sickened dysfunction legend

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: black hunting ground location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Slimy Set

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Slimy Set

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Slimy Set

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Slimy Set

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Slimy Set

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Slimy Set

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: nofapping prole mad cow disease

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: nofapping prole mad cow disease

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Bearded aquamarine french chef piazza

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: federal becky elastic band

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Chartreuse Space Gunner

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Learning disabled mildly autistic crotch

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Aromatic gay wizard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Marvelous cuckoldry stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Chartreuse Space Gunner

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: haunting fat ankles stage

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: haunting fat ankles stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Aromatic gay wizard

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Aromatic gay wizard

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: nofapping prole mad cow disease

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: nofapping prole mad cow disease

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: avocado motley degenerate messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Learning disabled mildly autistic crotch

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling puppy

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: orange faggot firefighter hominid

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Aromatic gay wizard

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Aromatic gay wizard

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: federal becky elastic band

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Aromatic gay wizard

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Blue Charismatic Resort

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: nofapping prole mad cow disease

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: black hunting ground location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: vigorous sooty jap

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted cobalt center associate

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: haunting fat ankles stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: milky doctorate

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Adventurous generalized bond trailer park

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: hideous copper theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Silver Ticket Booth

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: harsh aqua brunch people who are hurt

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: federal becky elastic band

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Nudist Theater

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Twinkling Heady New Version

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Twinkling Heady New Version

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Twinkling Heady New Version

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: crystalline faggotry double fault

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: vibrant house-broken gas station internal respiration

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Twinkling Heady New Version

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Translucent Passionate Box Office Brethren

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Blue Charismatic Resort

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: thriller den idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: vibrant house-broken gas station internal respiration

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Translucent Passionate Box Office Brethren

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Flatulent Concupiscible Stain

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: federal becky elastic band

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Talented trust fund ceo

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Wonderful ungodly area shitlib

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Talented trust fund ceo

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Wonderful ungodly area shitlib

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Talented trust fund ceo

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: vibrant house-broken gas station internal respiration

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Iridescent cerebral roast beef

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: sickened dysfunction legend

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: irate confused alpha property

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: red preventive strike

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Wonderful ungodly area shitlib

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: transparent bull headed milk orchestra pit

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Wonderful ungodly area shitlib

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: fuchsia temple filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: laughsome hyperactive half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Twinkling Heady New Version

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Translucent Passionate Box Office Brethren



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Nudist Theater



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz kitty



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: geriatric mind-boggling church persian

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Brass Place Of Business Patrolman



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: ocher dashing regret kitchen

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: fuchsia temple filthpig

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: sepia hell

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Twinkling Heady New Version

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Pungent Cruise Ship



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Vivacious Fluffy Mood

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Spectacular tanning salon

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: cyan odious menage antidepressant drug

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: puce pisswyrm

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Boyish judgmental lay hairy legs

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: fuchsia temple filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: razzmatazz kitty

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Violent step-uncle's house wagecucks

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Flatulent Concupiscible Stain

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: gay titillating queen of the night

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Curious office philosopher-king

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: smoky racy school



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: adulterous bateful shrine dopamine

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Ruddy Offensive Home Knife

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Saffron garrison

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Deranged Corner



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Henna gaped ape mediation

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Galvanic metal reading party volcanic crater



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: transparent bull headed milk orchestra pit



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Adventurous generalized bond trailer park



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Adventurous generalized bond trailer park



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Deranged Corner



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Adventurous generalized bond trailer park



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Appetizing balding cuck immigrant

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Galvanic metal reading party volcanic crater



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Histrionic school cafeteria



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Arrogant death wish juggernaut

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Comical emerald stag film personal credit line

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Arrogant death wish juggernaut

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: chrome thirsty principal's office



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Adventurous generalized bond trailer park



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Adventurous generalized bond trailer park



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Anal international law enforcement agency



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: chrome thirsty principal's office



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: chrome thirsty principal's office



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