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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
tell me
Self-centered Costumed Persian
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
lol tyft
chocolate national
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Glittery Aquamarine Nowag
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
at-the-ready volcanic crater
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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  05/12/15
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Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park
  05/12/15
so underrated
Adventurous theater
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  03/31/18
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  12/11/24
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  08/12/25
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Magical blood rage
  08/12/25
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Vivacious center
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Contagious queen of the night preventive strike
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
salmon spectacular principal's office
  08/14/13
lmao
Self-centered Costumed Persian
  05/12/15
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  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Contagious queen of the night preventive strike
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
hyperactive sneaky criminal field
  08/14/13
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chocolate national
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
duck-like mauve address
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
rofl
Self-centered Costumed Persian
  08/14/13
180
Heady Blathering Marketing Idea
  08/14/13
rofl
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  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
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  08/14/13
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wine curious church son of senegal
  02/16/23
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  08/12/25
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claret jet-lagged windowlicker
  08/14/13
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chocolate national
  08/14/13
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claret jet-lagged windowlicker
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
salmon spectacular principal's office
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
claret jet-lagged windowlicker
  08/14/13
best of thread
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
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talented fishy heaven
  08/14/13
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red property
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
red property
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
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chocolate national
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
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chocolate national
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
chocolate national
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Impertinent puce wagecucks lay
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
salmon spectacular principal's office
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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Self-centered Costumed Persian
  08/14/13
180
Turquoise hideous menage
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Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/17/13
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aphrodisiac canary rigor crackhouse
  01/19/16
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multi-colored submissive ratface
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
vengeful brilliant kitchen
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
talented fishy heaven
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
talented fishy heaven
  08/14/13
lol
misanthropic overrated knife
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
claret jet-lagged windowlicker
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
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talented fishy heaven
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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Scarlet Bespoke Brunch
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
claret jet-lagged windowlicker
  08/14/13
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  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
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Doobsian striped hyena
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Lascivious yarmulke
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
talented fishy heaven
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
talented fishy heaven
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
buff buck-toothed chapel genital piercing
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Arousing Naked Hospital Boiling Water
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
duck-like mauve address
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
duck-like mauve address
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Heady Blathering Marketing Idea
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
black den
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Sickened selfie locus
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
talented fishy heaven
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Arousing Naked Hospital Boiling Water
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
buff buck-toothed chapel genital piercing
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Arousing Naked Hospital Boiling Water
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Arousing Naked Hospital Boiling Water
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Arousing Naked Hospital Boiling Water
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Arousing Naked Hospital Boiling Water
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Arousing Naked Hospital Boiling Water
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Arousing Naked Hospital Boiling Water
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
chocolate national
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
chocolate national
  08/14/13
whatever
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Lilac free-loading stain
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
talented fishy heaven
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
claret jet-lagged windowlicker
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
lol
Turquoise hideous menage
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
180
Heady Blathering Marketing Idea
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
claret jet-lagged windowlicker
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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  08/14/13
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cerise bateful rehab
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Heady Blathering Marketing Idea
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Heady Blathering Marketing Idea
  08/14/13
lol tyft
chocolate national
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
chocolate national
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
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house-broken lake school cafeteria
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Turquoise hideous menage
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Stirring Hell
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Sienna Gas Station
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Heady Blathering Marketing Idea
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Heady Blathering Marketing Idea
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
talented fishy heaven
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Heady Blathering Marketing Idea
  08/14/13
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cyan frozen set
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
lmao
chocolate national
  08/14/13
...
Shivering maniacal coffee pot public bath
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Light Shrine Death Wish
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
effete awkward generalized bond
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Primrose Voyeur Clown
  08/14/13
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cerise bateful rehab
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
Pics?
electric place of business
  08/14/13
link?
Brindle hyperventilating messiness theater stage
  08/17/13
...
Self-centered Costumed Persian
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
razzle ruddy library candlestick maker
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
filthy hall
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
talented fishy heaven
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
milky point
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
fighting cruise ship associate
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
fighting cruise ship associate
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
fighting cruise ship associate
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
exhilarant ocher mexican brethren
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
fighting cruise ship associate
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
orange titillating macaca
  08/14/13
Underrated
cyan frozen set
  08/15/13
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infuriating psychic
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
exhilarant ocher mexican brethren
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
orange titillating macaca
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Chrome lettuce
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
talented fishy heaven
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Violent racy base friendly grandma
  08/14/13
lol
Boyish Fortuitous Meteor Stead
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Violent racy base friendly grandma
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Boyish Fortuitous Meteor Stead
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Violent racy base friendly grandma
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
exhilarant ocher mexican brethren
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
swashbuckling useless brakes institution
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
buff buck-toothed chapel genital piercing
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Beady-eyed doctorate
  08/14/13
180
stubborn becky resort
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Boyish Fortuitous Meteor Stead
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
maize deer antler
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Boyish Fortuitous Meteor Stead
  08/14/13
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concupiscible soggy forum indirect expression
  08/14/13
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Bipolar stage fanboi
  08/14/13
180
fighting cruise ship associate
  08/14/13
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orange titillating macaca
  08/15/13
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milky point
  08/17/13
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Motley alcoholic business firm
  09/11/13
Lmao
Hairraiser useless lodge
  06/07/17
...
Outnumbered keepsake machete circlehead
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
excitant house trust fund
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
concupiscible soggy forum indirect expression
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Metal plum pit
  08/14/13
lol
fighting cruise ship associate
  08/14/13
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Bat-shit-crazy feces
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
irate cocky church building mental disorder
  08/14/13
180
Fragrant stage mad cow disease
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Bright Swollen Tank Hissy Fit
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Tan private investor
  08/17/13
poignant
mint provocative meetinghouse water buffalo
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
beta internal respiration boltzmann
  08/17/13
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concupiscible soggy forum indirect expression
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Motley alcoholic business firm
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Doobsian striped hyena
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Chrome lettuce
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
at-the-ready volcanic crater
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Copper Dopamine
  12/28/13
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Grizzly stag film bbw
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
walnut tattoo home
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
180 jewess
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
honey-headed location
  03/10/14
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aphrodisiac canary rigor crackhouse
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
cerebral piazza black woman
  05/12/15
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mildly autistic demanding ape milk
  01/19/16
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maize deer antler
  10/25/17
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Brindle hyperventilating messiness theater stage
  11/29/15
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Brindle hyperventilating messiness theater stage
  12/23/15
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aphrodisiac canary rigor crackhouse
  01/05/16
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Brindle hyperventilating messiness theater stage
  03/13/16
I want pizza
sick diverse locale mother
  06/07/17
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mildly autistic demanding ape milk
  09/22/17
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Primrose Voyeur Clown
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Fluffy Plaza People Who Are Hurt
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
carnelian appetizing garrison pisswyrm
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Fluffy Plaza People Who Are Hurt
  07/18/18
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Lascivious yarmulke
  04/30/19
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Brindle hyperventilating messiness theater stage
  06/21/20
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Brindle hyperventilating messiness theater stage
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zombie-like out-of-control dilemma
  07/11/20
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Lascivious yarmulke
  12/16/21
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Lascivious yarmulke
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Self-centered Costumed Persian

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: chocolate national

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Glittery Aquamarine Nowag

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: at-the-ready volcanic crater

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: aphrodisiac canary rigor crackhouse

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Adventurous theater

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: infuriating psychic



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: multi-colored submissive ratface



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: soul-stirring really tough guy dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Angry Marvelous Incel Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Heady Blathering Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: wine curious church son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: red property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Vivacious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Outnumbered keepsake machete circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Magical blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Vivacious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Contagious queen of the night preventive strike

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: salmon spectacular principal's office

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Self-centered Costumed Persian

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Brindle hyperventilating messiness theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: red property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Contagious queen of the night preventive strike

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: hyperactive sneaky criminal field

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: chocolate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: duck-like mauve address

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Self-centered Costumed Persian

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Heady Blathering Marketing Idea

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Frum Pink Native Sound Barrier

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Charismatic Elastic Band Station

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Boyish Fortuitous Meteor Stead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: maize deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: infuriating psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Lascivious yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: wine curious church son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Outnumbered keepsake machete circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: claret jet-lagged windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: chocolate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: claret jet-lagged windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: salmon spectacular principal's office

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: claret jet-lagged windowlicker

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: talented fishy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: red property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: red property

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: chocolate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: chocolate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: chocolate national

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Impertinent puce wagecucks lay

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: salmon spectacular principal's office

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: vengeful brilliant kitchen

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Self-centered Costumed Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Turquoise hideous menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Bonkers sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: maize deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac canary rigor crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: multi-colored submissive ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: vengeful brilliant kitchen

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: talented fishy heaven

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: talented fishy heaven

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: misanthropic overrated knife

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: claret jet-lagged windowlicker

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: talented fishy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: cerebral piazza black woman

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: claret jet-lagged windowlicker

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Slap-happy parlor antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: talented fishy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Doobsian striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Doobsian striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Lascivious yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: talented fishy heaven

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: talented fishy heaven

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: buff buck-toothed chapel genital piercing

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Arousing Naked Hospital Boiling Water

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: duck-like mauve address

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: duck-like mauve address

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Heady Blathering Marketing Idea

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: black den

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Sickened selfie locus

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: talented fishy heaven

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Arousing Naked Hospital Boiling Water

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: buff buck-toothed chapel genital piercing

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Shivering maniacal coffee pot public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Arousing Naked Hospital Boiling Water

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Arousing Naked Hospital Boiling Water

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Arousing Naked Hospital Boiling Water

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Arousing Naked Hospital Boiling Water

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Arousing Naked Hospital Boiling Water

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Arousing Naked Hospital Boiling Water

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: chocolate national

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: chocolate national

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Lilac free-loading stain

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: talented fishy heaven

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: claret jet-lagged windowlicker

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Turquoise hideous menage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Heady Blathering Marketing Idea

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: vigorous pale temple affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: claret jet-lagged windowlicker

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: cerise bateful rehab

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: cerise bateful rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Heady Blathering Marketing Idea

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Heady Blathering Marketing Idea

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: chocolate national

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: chocolate national

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: house-broken lake school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Turquoise hideous menage

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Stirring Hell

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Sienna Gas Station

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Heady Blathering Marketing Idea

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Heady Blathering Marketing Idea

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: talented fishy heaven

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Heady Blathering Marketing Idea

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: cyan frozen set

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: chocolate national

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Shivering maniacal coffee pot public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Light Shrine Death Wish

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: effete awkward generalized bond

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: cerise bateful rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: electric place of business

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Brindle hyperventilating messiness theater stage

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Self-centered Costumed Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: razzle ruddy library candlestick maker

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: filthy hall

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: talented fishy heaven

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: milky point

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: fighting cruise ship associate

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: fighting cruise ship associate

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: fighting cruise ship associate

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Dashing painfully honest cumskin filthpig

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: exhilarant ocher mexican brethren

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: fighting cruise ship associate

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: orange titillating macaca

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: cyan frozen set

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: infuriating psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: exhilarant ocher mexican brethren

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: orange titillating macaca

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Chrome lettuce

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: talented fishy heaven

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Violent racy base friendly grandma

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Boyish Fortuitous Meteor Stead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Violent racy base friendly grandma

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Boyish Fortuitous Meteor Stead

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Violent racy base friendly grandma

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: exhilarant ocher mexican brethren

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: swashbuckling useless brakes institution

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: buff buck-toothed chapel genital piercing

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Beady-eyed doctorate

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: stubborn becky resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Boyish Fortuitous Meteor Stead

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: maize deer antler

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Boyish Fortuitous Meteor Stead

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: concupiscible soggy forum indirect expression



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Bipolar stage fanboi



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: fighting cruise ship associate

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: orange titillating macaca



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: milky point



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Motley alcoholic business firm



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser useless lodge

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Outnumbered keepsake machete circlehead



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: excitant house trust fund

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: concupiscible soggy forum indirect expression

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Metal plum pit

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: fighting cruise ship associate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy feces



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: irate cocky church building mental disorder

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Fragrant stage mad cow disease

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Bright Swollen Tank Hissy Fit

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Tan private investor

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: mint provocative meetinghouse water buffalo

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: beta internal respiration boltzmann

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: concupiscible soggy forum indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Motley alcoholic business firm

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Doobsian striped hyena

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Chrome lettuce

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: at-the-ready volcanic crater

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Copper Dopamine

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Grizzly stag film bbw



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: walnut tattoo home

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: 180 jewess

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: honey-headed location

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: aphrodisiac canary rigor crackhouse



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: cerebral piazza black woman

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: mildly autistic demanding ape milk



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: maize deer antler



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Brindle hyperventilating messiness theater stage



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Brindle hyperventilating messiness theater stage



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: aphrodisiac canary rigor crackhouse



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Brindle hyperventilating messiness theater stage



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: sick diverse locale mother

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: mildly autistic demanding ape milk



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Primrose Voyeur Clown



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Fluffy Plaza People Who Are Hurt

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: carnelian appetizing garrison pisswyrm

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Fluffy Plaza People Who Are Hurt

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Lascivious yarmulke



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Brindle hyperventilating messiness theater stage



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Brindle hyperventilating messiness theater stage



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: zombie-like out-of-control dilemma



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Lascivious yarmulke



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Lascivious yarmulke



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