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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
glassy feces
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
khaki rebellious tanning salon
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
White Trip Spot
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
Impertinent Sienna Fat Ankles Regret
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
khaki rebellious tanning salon
  11/12/24
wow!
Soul-stirring main people field
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
mint stage keepsake machete
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
Dead Maize Bawdyhouse Telephone
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khaki rebellious tanning salon
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brass contagious cruise ship round eye
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Soul-stirring main people field
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Impertinent Sienna Fat Ankles Regret
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sadistic state degenerate
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Irate parlour
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tantric puppy
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Bespoke twinkling uncleanness
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Soul-stirring main people field
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Self-centered Stock Car
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
brass contagious cruise ship round eye
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
khaki rebellious tanning salon
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
Twinkling Brunch
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
jade curious trailer park doctorate
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
White Trip Spot
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
hilarious boltzmann volcanic crater
  11/12/24
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tantric puppy
  06/08/25
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Bespoke twinkling uncleanness
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
Mustard narrow-minded rigpig
  11/12/24
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Soul-stirring main people field
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Cracking Pink Pozpig
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
sepia misanthropic sound barrier circlehead
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
Soul-stirring main people field
  11/12/24
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Soul-stirring main people field
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
Dull Den Selfie
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
Irate parlour
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
disgusting address
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
Irate parlour
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
khaki rebellious tanning salon
  06/08/25
Damning.
grizzly base
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: glassy feces

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: khaki rebellious tanning salon

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: White Trip Spot

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Impertinent Sienna Fat Ankles Regret

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: khaki rebellious tanning salon

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring main people field

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: mint stage keepsake machete

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Dead Maize Bawdyhouse Telephone

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: khaki rebellious tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: brass contagious cruise ship round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring main people field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Impertinent Sienna Fat Ankles Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: sadistic state degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Irate parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: tantric puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Bespoke twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Soul-stirring main people field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Self-centered Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: brass contagious cruise ship round eye

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: khaki rebellious tanning salon

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Twinkling Brunch

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: jade curious trailer park doctorate

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: White Trip Spot

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: hilarious boltzmann volcanic crater

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: tantric puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Bespoke twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Mustard narrow-minded rigpig

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring main people field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Cracking Pink Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: sepia misanthropic sound barrier circlehead

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring main people field

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Soul-stirring main people field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Dull Den Selfie

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Irate parlour

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: disgusting address

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Irate parlour

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: khaki rebellious tanning salon

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: grizzly base

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996493)