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tucker carlson larping as a flyover outdoorsy prole is so absurd
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:10 PM Author: razzle slate cuckold bawdyhouse i assumed it was shtick for a while but i now think that he really does see himself as some kind of genuine "real american" prole outdoorsman guy instead of the descendant of rich east coast WASPs
it's not an act he just desperately wants to believe it himself lmao |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:12 PM Author: lilac windowlicker when does yer fake act become your real belief?
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:13 PM Author: razzle slate cuckold bawdyhouse a good and important question. many such cases like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906591) |
Date: May 5th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: fishy swashbuckling telephone shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906586) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:12 PM Author: crusty galvanic factory reset button rehab he lives in Maine which is pretty rural, fly fishes, has a zin in at all times. I think it's not shtick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906590) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 7:04 AM Author: High-end diverse codepig mother Yeah nothing says mans man like a Zyn pouch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48907437) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: Vengeful corner haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48907621) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 3:03 PM Author: Sapphire Alcoholic Roommate "see that man with the bowtie? I heard he's a zyn man and sonnie you don't wanna mess with them zyn fellers. hard-handed and tough as nails." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48908709) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: High-end diverse codepig mother "Yeah pappy always liked Red Man. More of a Citrus guy myself." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48908882) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:27 PM Author: Sapphire Alcoholic Roommate The fire cracked low in the desert night, spitting embers into the black above. Three men hunched round it, shadows carved sharp against the sand. Tucker, lean and weathered, sat apart, his eyes like chipped flint. A tin of Zyn pouches rested in his palm, glinting faintly.
First Man (spitting into the dirt): "Ain't natural, Tucker. Chewin' them pouches like some dandy. Why not take a man's plug, or a smoke?"
Tucker (voice low, steady): "Plug's for fools who court death slow. Smoke's a beacon for them that hunt us. This—" (he tapped the tin, deliberate) "—this is clean. Sharp. Keeps the mind honed and the hand steady."
Second Man (grinning, teeth stained): "You reckon that little pouch makes you some kinda warrior? I seen men kill with nothin' but a blade and hate."
Tucker (unmoving, eyes fixed): "Ain't about the killin'. It's about the livin'. You let the world dull you, you’re already bled out. This—" (he slipped a pouch under his lip, slow, defiant) "—cuts through the fog. Makes you see the world as it is. Raw. True."
First Man (scoffing): "Fancy talk. You ain't no prophet. Just a man with a tin."
Tucker (leaning forward, firelight catching the hard lines of his face): "Prophet? No. But I ain't blind neither. You cling to your filth, your tar, your slow rot. Me? I choose what keeps me awake. What keeps me movin'. Out here, that’s the only law."
The second man stirred, hand twitching toward the knife at his belt. Tucker’s gaze flicked to him, unyielding, like a hawk sighting prey. The air grew taut, the desert vast and silent around them.
Second Man (voice tight): "You callin' us weak, Carlson?"
Tucker (smiling faint, cold): "I ain't callin' you nothin'. But you draw that blade, you best know what you’re wakin'."
The man froze, hand hovering. The first man laughed, low and nervous, breaking the spell. Tucker eased back, slipping another pouch from the tin, his movements calm, deliberate. The fire popped, and the night swallowed them again.
Tucker (near a whisper, to the dark): "World’s a hard place. You either cut through it, or it cuts you."
The men said nothing more, and the desert listened. |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:33 PM Author: histrionic double fault school unnnnnnnggggggggghhhhhhhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48909908) |
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Date: May 7th, 2025 1:38 AM Author: Smoky Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48910145) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:14 PM Author: 180 rambunctious parlor toaster fake news. tucker knows what he is. that doesn't mean he can't like the outdoors, etc., but he doesn't pretend to be something he's not |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:27 PM Author: Insane disturbing pit wagecucks Rich east coast WASPs like the outdoors and outdoorsy activities. Its not an act. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906619) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: razzle slate cuckold bawdyhouse i agree. i don't think it's an act (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906631) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: chartreuse locus twinkling uncleanness In a different kind of way than proles. It’s calculated and contained outdoorsy activity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48907633) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:24 AM Author: nudist mediation This. op's only interaction with east coasters is probably his fellow jews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48907971) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:36 PM Author: Excitant domesticated theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48909911) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:28 PM Author: exhilarant box office sound barrier he should rebrand as an mma guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906621) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Sapphire Alcoholic Roommate Tucker's a prep and mma is for jocks and scumbags (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906689) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:28 PM Author: Haunting sickened principal's office corn cake op revealing his jewishness itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906627) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:36 PM Author: Excitant domesticated theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48909912) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:29 PM Author: blue therapy That's like when George W. Bush (Yale '68) got a "ranch" in Texas after growing up wealthy in Connecticut. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906628) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: Sapphire Alcoholic Roommate I don't think his motivation was relatability/electabilty here, his campaign team saw the image for what it was and built around it. anyway the Bush family had a lot of oil land for at least 2 generations before W and someone needed to manage it and it wasn't going to be Jeb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906712) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Vengeful corner haunted graveyard Yeah the bush family did have strong Texas ties (see, e.g. https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Zapata_Petroleum) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48907627) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: Clear nighttime nursing home they're both deep state. GHWB at least was honest about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48907630) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: buff dog poop upper class east coast WASPS have been camping and enjoying the outdoors forever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906629) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:36 PM Author: Excitant domesticated theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48909913) |
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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: White field Camping in a 12k sq/ft “cabin” on the ocean or lake or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48910019) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: Big Twisted Dragon he's an LL Bean outdoorsman, it isn't true America but it isn't an act (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906644) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Odious senate knife perfect way of putting it. watch the interview with the dood on analog vs digital cars. you dont have to be raised a mechanic to understand why modern cars suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906646) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:00 PM Author: razzle slate cuckold bawdyhouse cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906693) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: comical hall circlehead people itt have never been to upper new england. its all orvis and ll bean and dudes that are identical to tucker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48908712) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:36 PM Author: Excitant domesticated theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48909914) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: green sanctuary travel guidebook Tucker is a little bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906713) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:20 PM Author: Yellow legend alpha Tucker’s dad was given up for adoption and his mom’s last name was Lombardi. Is he really a WASP? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906749) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: passionate stead this poast is a prime example of the jewish brain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906941) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 7:03 AM Author: Clear nighttime nursing home He’s from California and his dad is some deep state guy. Def grew up rich but not an east coast wasp by any stretch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48907436) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: Geriatric Self-centered Masturbator Temple I'm convinced he's a spook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48907966) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: razzle slate cuckold bawdyhouse a lot of east coast dorks in denial got MAF in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48908093) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: Startling Self-absorbed Personal Credit Line xoers struggling to comprehend why anyone would voluntarily go outside (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48908711) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 3:06 PM Author: comical hall circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48908713) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: puce nibblets station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48909702) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 6:53 PM Author: Appetizing startled location voyeur If you to his interviews with comedians, he's actually a broken home guy larping as a wasp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48909340) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:15 PM Author: Sapphire Alcoholic Roommate don't be too sure abt that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48909885) |
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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:18 AM Author: unholy pale stage wouldn’t call it a full on larp.
it’s just that he’s pretty much a mix of everything and has changed up his shtick a few times. his current one is no more “absurd” than the previous ones imo |