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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Floppy Lime Milk
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Cordovan garrison toilet seat
  06/03/25
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vivacious fighting jap codepig
  06/04/25
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carmine soul-stirring french chef whorehouse
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
Emerald scourge upon the earth
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Floppy Lime Milk
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
jade shaky church
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
high-end outnumbered really tough guy international law enforcement agency
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Floppy Lime Milk
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
Greedy Boyish Dilemma
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Flirting Galvanic Pocket Flask Police Squad
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Floppy Lime Milk
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Crawly Foreskin
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
cerebral hall rigor
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Obsidian parlour
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
french motley national
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Maniacal dashing nowag jew
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
sickened stain crackhouse
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Floppy Lime Milk
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
free-loading erotic field
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
french motley national
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Sapphire internet-worthy trust fund chad
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
Fantasy-prone property halford
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
Bipolar nofapping giraffe
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
Greedy Boyish Dilemma
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
learning disabled pale hairy legs place of business
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
Bipolar nofapping giraffe
  06/04/25
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vivacious fighting jap codepig
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Crawly Foreskin
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Coral tanning salon
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Sapphire internet-worthy trust fund chad
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Floppy Lime Milk
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Chocolate Drunken Den Stock Car
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Vibrant Point
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Floppy Lime Milk

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Cordovan garrison toilet seat

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: vivacious fighting jap codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: carmine soul-stirring french chef whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Emerald scourge upon the earth

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Floppy Lime Milk

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: jade shaky church

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: high-end outnumbered really tough guy international law enforcement agency

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Floppy Lime Milk

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Greedy Boyish Dilemma

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Flirting Galvanic Pocket Flask Police Squad

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Floppy Lime Milk

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Crawly Foreskin

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: cerebral hall rigor

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Obsidian parlour

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: french motley national

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Maniacal dashing nowag jew

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: sickened stain crackhouse

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Floppy Lime Milk

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: free-loading erotic field

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: french motley national

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Sapphire internet-worthy trust fund chad

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone property halford

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Bipolar nofapping giraffe

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Greedy Boyish Dilemma

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: learning disabled pale hairy legs place of business

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Bipolar nofapping giraffe

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: vivacious fighting jap codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Crawly Foreskin

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Coral tanning salon

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Sapphire internet-worthy trust fund chad

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Floppy Lime Milk

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Chocolate Drunken Den Stock Car

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Vibrant Point

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986845)