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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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maniacal spectacular university elastic band
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
unholy racy newt
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
maniacal spectacular university elastic band
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
unholy racy newt
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maniacal spectacular university elastic band
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the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
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you forgot the WOC paralegal
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Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
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https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
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zombie-like goal in life national
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
maniacal spectacular university elastic band
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
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  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
maniacal spectacular university elastic band
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very tactful dysfunction double fault
  04/29/26
180!
Sapphire Coiffed New Version Step-uncle's House
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hell yeah
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Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
maniacal spectacular university elastic band
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
floppy coffee pot
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
maniacal spectacular university elastic band
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
honey-headed hominid tanning salon
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
maniacal spectacular university elastic band
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
honey-headed hominid tanning salon
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
maniacal spectacular university elastic band
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Nubile gunner
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
maniacal spectacular university elastic band
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
honey-headed hominid tanning salon
  05/01/26
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zombie-like goal in life national
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Nubile gunner
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
honey-headed hominid tanning salon
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
zombie-like goal in life national
  05/01/26
180
thriller spruce haunted graveyard
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
multi-colored gaming laptop place of business
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Cyan mediation
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Trip Crimson Trump Supporter Persian
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Trip Crimson Trump Supporter Persian
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
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My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
maniacal spectacular university elastic band
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
honey-headed hominid tanning salon
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
maniacal spectacular university elastic band
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zombie-like goal in life national
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honey-headed hominid tanning salon
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zombie-like goal in life national
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Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
carnelian razzmatazz space corn cake
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Shalom.
zombie-like goal in life national
  05/01/26
congrats!
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Ginger tea with honey!
thriller spruce haunted graveyard
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180
zombie-like goal in life national
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
maniacal spectacular university elastic band
  05/01/26
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zombie-like goal in life national
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
carnelian razzmatazz space corn cake
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: maniacal spectacular university elastic band



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: unholy racy newt

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: maniacal spectacular university elastic band

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: unholy racy newt

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: multi-colored gaming laptop place of business



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: passionate skinny woman whorehouse

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Drab Casino

you forgot the WOC paralegal

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: zombie-like goal in life national

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Sapphire Coiffed New Version Step-uncle's House

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: maniacal spectacular university elastic band

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: passionate skinny woman whorehouse

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: maniacal spectacular university elastic band

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: zombie-like goal in life national



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Sapphire Coiffed New Version Step-uncle's House

180!

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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: multi-colored gaming laptop place of business

hell yeah

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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: maniacal spectacular university elastic band

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: floppy coffee pot

What happened to the pallets?

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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: maniacal spectacular university elastic band

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: honey-headed hominid tanning salon

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: maniacal spectacular university elastic band

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: honey-headed hominid tanning salon

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: maniacal spectacular university elastic band

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Nubile gunner

Post your closing argument text

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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: maniacal spectacular university elastic band

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: honey-headed hominid tanning salon

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: zombie-like goal in life national



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Nubile gunner

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: honey-headed hominid tanning salon

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: zombie-like goal in life national

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: thriller spruce haunted graveyard

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: multi-colored gaming laptop place of business

180. I love forklift cases

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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Trip Crimson Trump Supporter Persian

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Trip Crimson Trump Supporter Persian



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: unhinged fat ankles resort

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: maniacal spectacular university elastic band

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: honey-headed hominid tanning salon

Do you ever think you'll go private?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: maniacal spectacular university elastic band

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: zombie-like goal in life national



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: honey-headed hominid tanning salon



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: zombie-like goal in life national



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: carnelian razzmatazz space corn cake

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: zombie-like goal in life national

Shalom.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Drab Casino

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: thriller spruce haunted graveyard

Ginger tea with honey!

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: zombie-like goal in life national

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: maniacal spectacular university elastic band

Looking forward to this, ty

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: zombie-like goal in life national



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: carnelian razzmatazz space corn cake

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: zombie-like goal in life national

Okay, I lol’d

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Sapphire Coiffed New Version Step-uncle's House



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