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Golf bros: playing like complete SHIT right now

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’v...
very tactful deranged gaping
  05/25/25
sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs
Irradiated hall elastic band
  05/25/25
This is obviously the only course of action
red native toilet seat
  05/25/25
u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth
bronze exciting indian lodge
  05/25/25
I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports...
very tactful deranged gaping
  05/25/25
Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hittin...
Hairraiser Newt
  05/25/25
no. That hadn’t occurred to me.
very tactful deranged gaping
  05/25/25
Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?
claret university internal respiration
  05/25/25
not sure how that will fix my irons
very tactful deranged gaping
  05/25/25
So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could hav...
very tactful deranged gaping
  05/29/25
"Everyone Hates Cunt" Your theme music is playi...
claret university internal respiration
  05/29/25
wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fu...
very tactful deranged gaping
  05/29/25
Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty munici...
claret university internal respiration
  05/29/25
real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind ...
very tactful deranged gaping
  05/29/25
Do you have a photographic memory? I barely remember any ...
claret university internal respiration
  05/29/25
It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. ...
very tactful deranged gaping
  05/29/25
Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?
claret university internal respiration
  05/29/25
I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.
very tactful deranged gaping
  05/29/25
how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while havin...
fiercely-loyal slap-happy organic girlfriend
  05/29/25
cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range ...
very tactful deranged gaping
  05/30/25
But kidding aside you did give me good advice once You're...
claret university internal respiration
  05/29/25
i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclu...
Lavender Volcanic Crater
  05/30/25
back to sps status again
very tactful deranged gaping
  06/09/25
June 28 update: no movement
very tactful deranged gaping
  06/28/25
Mid-July update - no movement
very tactful deranged gaping
  07/15/25
take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a...
cracking selfie milk
  07/15/25
Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogs...
very tactful deranged gaping
  07/21/25
what is your handicap
fiercely-loyal slap-happy organic girlfriend
  07/21/25
5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.
very tactful deranged gaping
  07/22/25
nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i p...
fiercely-loyal slap-happy organic girlfriend
  07/22/25
I'm hoping to sandbag up to a 7 or 8 by the fall
.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,
  08/04/25
no movement after a dogshit 81 sunday morning. have a few mo...
.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,
  08/04/25
I shot a 40/9 this past Saturday and then a 107(!), my worst...
dha tux
  08/05/25
I turned +1 through 7 into an 88 last week, thanks to a chil...
Judas Jones
  08/05/25
Happens. I'm playing nine on Saturday morning then 18 o...
dha tux
  08/05/25
another bad day this morning, fuck my ass
dha tux
  08/09/25
Also I bought myself a ping moonlander.
dha tux
  08/05/25
is it credited? it looks pretty cool id think about getting ...
Brother Peter Dimond
  08/09/25


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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: very tactful deranged gaping

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’ve lost a full club in the past few weeks. Putting is ass. This can’t go on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48960477)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Irradiated hall elastic band

sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48960483)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: red native toilet seat

This is obviously the only course of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48961101)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: bronze exciting indian lodge

u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48960492)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: very tactful deranged gaping

I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports that don’t involve running. The dogshit 83 I farted out this morning in his case would actually get his dick hard enough to maybe fuck his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48960977)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser Newt

Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hitting the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48960979)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: very tactful deranged gaping

no. That hadn’t occurred to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48960981)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: claret university internal respiration

Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48961057)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: very tactful deranged gaping

not sure how that will fix my irons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48961102)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: very tactful deranged gaping

So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could have very easily been -4 or -5.

https://imgur.com/a/Mow8RiM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970660)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: claret university internal respiration

"Everyone Hates Cunt"

Your theme music is playing, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970666)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: very tactful deranged gaping

wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fully shit talking your retarded chink approach to the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970671)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: claret university internal respiration

Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty municipal track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970673)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: very tactful deranged gaping

real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind of TTT one). played 9 holes at 10am, was done by 10:56. played through some old lady.

#1: good drive, good 8 iron to 15 feet to back pin. shitty birdie attempt.

2: pull hook drive, recovery ends up in fairway bunker 131 out. stick 8 iron to 5 feet. birdie.

3: good drive, kind of shitty 7 iron to fringe. 3 putt from there (technically a 2 putt but felt like 3)

4: short par 5. good drive, 5 iron 2nd shot came up short, chip to 2 feet. birdie.

5: par 3. 7 iron middle of the green. long but decent look at bird. miss it.

6: good drive. wedge to 8 feet. miss birdie putt.

7: clip a tree but stay in fairway. stick a 9 iron to 10 feet and make bird.

8: par 3. miss 5 iron right, but left an easy pitch to 3 feet to save par.

9: good drive and good wedge to 12 feet. miss putt for 33. shoot 34 for the 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970691)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: claret university internal respiration

Do you have a photographic memory?

I barely remember any shots an hour after the round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970754)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: very tactful deranged gaping

It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. And it’s one of the better 9s I’ve shot recently so it’s worth remembering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970765)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: claret university internal respiration

Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970809)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: very tactful deranged gaping

I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48971046)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal slap-happy organic girlfriend

how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while having to wait a bit on a person in front of you? solo cart i guess? i get close to one hour but haven't broken it even playing the forward tees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48972625)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: very tactful deranged gaping

cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range without rushing too much and having to waste time looking for balls. I was actually hitting it straight/hitting greens for a change and the old lady didn't really slow me down at all because she waved me through right as I got to the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48974573)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: claret university internal respiration

But kidding aside you did give me good advice once

You're on the short list of posters that will get credit when I'm on the senior tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970677)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Lavender Volcanic Crater

i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclub head snapping off at like 100mph and i havent really played since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48974577)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: very tactful deranged gaping

back to sps status again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48999711)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: very tactful deranged gaping

June 28 update: no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49056398)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: very tactful deranged gaping

Mid-July update - no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49102281)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: cracking selfie milk

take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a mid iron and focus just on swing tempo and accuracy to the flag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49103097)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: very tactful deranged gaping

Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogshit. made it through round 1 of club championshit yesterday then got smoked in the afternoon round 2 by some lunatic who's a HS Biology teacher and happens to be married to a radiologist and has grown up kids so just gets to golf every day in the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49118989)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal slap-happy organic girlfriend

what is your handicap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49119895)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: very tactful deranged gaping

5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49120868)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal slap-happy organic girlfriend

nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i played my first real round in late 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49122937)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,


I'm hoping to sandbag up to a 7 or 8 by the fall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49154913)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,


no movement after a dogshit 81 sunday morning. have a few more rounds from months ago i need to fart out.

https://imgur.com/2Y9OItP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49156342)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

I shot a 40/9 this past Saturday and then a 107(!), my worst score ever, the following day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49158577)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Judas Jones

I turned +1 through 7 into an 88 last week, thanks to a chill, fratty, Triple-Bogey-Double-Double-Triple stretch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49158620)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

Happens.

I'm playing nine on Saturday morning then 18 on Sunday with friends, can't wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49160473)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: dha tux ( )

another bad day this morning, fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49169601)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

Also I bought myself a ping moonlander.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49160481)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

is it credited? it looks pretty cool id think about getting one if i didnt already have 4 ping bags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49169605)