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I Doordashed a vibrator to an ugly chick today

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment o...
cobalt patrolman
  06/13/25
wow MODS
big-titted exciting really tough guy
  06/13/25
lmao what size? why do you do this?
Dashing Flatulent Sound Barrier
  06/13/25
It was a bullet vibe. I doordash because it's okayish mon...
cobalt patrolman
  06/13/25
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provocative black woman step-uncle's house
  06/13/25
oh sorry i misread i meant the panties
Dashing Flatulent Sound Barrier
  06/13/25
"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)." https://www...
cobalt patrolman
  06/13/25
omg gross. what style were they.
Dashing Flatulent Sound Barrier
  06/13/25
Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.
cobalt patrolman
  06/13/25
how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades...
big-titted exciting really tough guy
  06/13/25
I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at w...
cobalt patrolman
  06/13/25
5 different shades of stain tp
Claret psychic
  06/13/25
waterproof. heh.
sepia self-centered useless brakes area
  06/13/25
I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it...
Tan Striped Hyena
  06/13/25
if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out
sepia self-centered useless brakes area
  06/13/25
No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leave...
Tan Striped Hyena
  06/13/25
My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with ...
cobalt patrolman
  06/13/25
Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking ...
Tan Striped Hyena
  06/13/25
i read it the same way
Bistre lodge sex offender
  06/13/25
How should I have crafted the thread title? "I deli...
cobalt patrolman
  06/13/25
We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with ...
Tan Striped Hyena
  06/13/25
it is, but its less ambigious
Bistre lodge sex offender
  06/13/25
Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.
cobalt patrolman
  06/13/25
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Puce dilemma blood rage
  06/13/25
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Claret psychic
  06/13/25
Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chi...
cobalt patrolman
  07/08/25
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amber insecure church
  07/08/25
Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with n...
cobalt patrolman
  07/08/25


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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: cobalt patrolman

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment of having to buy panties for someone, but I was wrong.

She was gross. Tats on her back. I got the impression she was a lesbian.

All kinds of shit stacked outside her apartment. Wouldn't be surprised if the inside was a hoarder situation. She had me get some crap for her cats too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49010974)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: big-titted exciting really tough guy

wow MODS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49011150)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: Dashing Flatulent Sound Barrier

lmao what size? why do you do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49011154)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: cobalt patrolman

It was a bullet vibe.

I doordash because it's okayish money for how easy the work is

And because people are always calling flame on my threads: https://ibb.co/dJ5b51xn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012800)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: provocative black woman step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012804)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Dashing Flatulent Sound Barrier

oh sorry i misread i meant the panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012830)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: cobalt patrolman

"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)."

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718161&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012848)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Dashing Flatulent Sound Barrier

omg gross. what style were they.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012860)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: cobalt patrolman

Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012909)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: big-titted exciting really tough guy

how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades of stain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012866)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: cobalt patrolman

I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012912)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Claret psychic

5 different shades of stain tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012992)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: sepia self-centered useless brakes area

waterproof. heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012859)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Tan Striped Hyena

I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it never occurred to me that an XO poaster could be working as a DoorDash driver. I was trying so hard to understand why you would log onto your own DoorDash account and pay to have this sent to some ugly chick you were trying to keep in check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012864)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: sepia self-centered useless brakes area

if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012865)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Tan Striped Hyena

No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012905)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: cobalt patrolman

My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with decent traction about Doordashing in recent months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012916)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Tan Striped Hyena

Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking at monikers and navigate every thread based on feel and tens of thousands of hours of listening to all of your unique voices (and the voices in your heads reflected by your alts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012921)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Bistre lodge sex offender

i read it the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012917)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: cobalt patrolman

How should I have crafted the thread title?

"I delivered a vibrator to an ugly chick today for Doordash"?

That's a bit stiff and verbose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012982)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Tan Striped Hyena

We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with language in all of our work product. Pls review Stunk & White and let’s discuss lessons learned on Monday. Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012997)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Bistre lodge sex offender

it is, but its less ambigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012998)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: cobalt patrolman

Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49013007)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Puce dilemma blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49013012)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Claret psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012995)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: cobalt patrolman

Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chick was hot, she left instructions to leave it at her door and not even knock.

Got paid over $30 to bring it to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49081405)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: amber insecure church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49081408)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:37 AM
Author: cobalt patrolman

Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with no sort of age restriction. Any 12 year old can just walk in and get one. Don't even have to face a checkout employee, you can just hit up a self checkout.

Years ago these things were items you had to hit up a seedy adult store to cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49081449)