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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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insecure federal candlestick maker laser beams
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Cordovan home roommate
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
insecure federal candlestick maker laser beams
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Cordovan home roommate
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
insecure federal candlestick maker laser beams
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Avocado Space
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
insecure federal candlestick maker laser beams
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Ultramarine sanctuary gunner
  07/06/25
18000000000000
rebellious lilac goal in life
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Irradiated Silver Haunted Graveyard
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impressive filthpig people who are hurt
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know-it-all tank
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
laughsome cerise keepsake machete
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Cordovan home roommate
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
laughsome cerise keepsake machete
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
insecure federal candlestick maker laser beams
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
laughsome cerise keepsake machete
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Cordovan home roommate
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
insecure federal candlestick maker laser beams
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
laughsome cerise keepsake machete
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
demanding big legend house
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
laughsome cerise keepsake machete
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
multi-colored address
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Copper Chapel
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know-it-all tank
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
purple passionate hominid station
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
diverse skinny woman becky
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
sienna rigor senate
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
dull marvelous menage
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Cyan School Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
insecure federal candlestick maker laser beams
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
demanding big legend house
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
insecure federal candlestick maker laser beams
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Cyan School Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
demanding big legend house
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impressive filthpig people who are hurt
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Cyan School Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
sienna rigor senate
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
demanding big legend house
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
impressive filthpig people who are hurt
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Cyan School Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
impressive filthpig people who are hurt
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Cyan School Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
impressive filthpig people who are hurt
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Cyan School Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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purple passionate hominid station
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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insecure federal candlestick maker laser beams
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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impressive filthpig people who are hurt
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insecure federal candlestick maker laser beams
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
sick metal wrinkle trust fund
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
stirring halford
  07/11/25
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insecure federal candlestick maker laser beams
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
internet-worthy set background story
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: insecure federal candlestick maker laser beams



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Cordovan home roommate

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: insecure federal candlestick maker laser beams

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Cordovan home roommate

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: insecure federal candlestick maker laser beams

Idk like 3 days of work

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Avocado Space

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: insecure federal candlestick maker laser beams

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Ultramarine sanctuary gunner



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: rebellious lilac goal in life

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: laughsome cerise keepsake machete



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Avocado Space



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Irate learning disabled kitty



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: purple passionate hominid station



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: stimulating immigrant



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: dull marvelous menage



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Irradiated Silver Haunted Graveyard



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: impressive filthpig people who are hurt



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: appetizing school cafeteria turdskin



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Ceo



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: stirring halford



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Magical place of business athletic conference



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Exciting Emerald Stage Sneaky Criminal



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: know-it-all tank



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: laughsome cerise keepsake machete

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Cordovan home roommate

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: laughsome cerise keepsake machete

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: insecure federal candlestick maker laser beams

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: laughsome cerise keepsake machete

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Cordovan home roommate

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: insecure federal candlestick maker laser beams

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: laughsome cerise keepsake machete

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: demanding big legend house

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: laughsome cerise keepsake machete

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: multi-colored address

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Copper Chapel

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: know-it-all tank



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: purple passionate hominid station

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: diverse skinny woman becky

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: sienna rigor senate

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: dull marvelous menage

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Cyan School Mad-dog Skullcap

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: insecure federal candlestick maker laser beams

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: demanding big legend house

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: insecure federal candlestick maker laser beams

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Cyan School Mad-dog Skullcap

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: demanding big legend house

you're indian why do you care?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: impressive filthpig people who are hurt



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Cyan School Mad-dog Skullcap

veddy veddy not kosher

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: sienna rigor senate

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: demanding big legend house

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: impressive filthpig people who are hurt

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Cyan School Mad-dog Skullcap

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: impressive filthpig people who are hurt

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Cyan School Mad-dog Skullcap

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: impressive filthpig people who are hurt

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Cyan School Mad-dog Skullcap

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Cyan School Mad-dog Skullcap

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: purple passionate hominid station



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: impressive filthpig people who are hurt

No 40k for you

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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: insecure federal candlestick maker laser beams



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Fragrant Apoplectic Trailer Park

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: laughsome cerise keepsake machete



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: impressive filthpig people who are hurt



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: insecure federal candlestick maker laser beams



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: sick metal wrinkle trust fund

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: stirring halford

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: insecure federal candlestick maker laser beams



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: internet-worthy set background story

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49099235)