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Why don’t talentless normies aspire for government jobs

Like how is working at 18 jobs in 20 years “good?&rdqu...
ultramarine glittery ticket booth national security agency
  10/31/25
they do. thats whats so crazy about all this.
Motley doobsian station
  10/31/25
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Massive Juggernaut Gaming Laptop
  10/31/25
ran here
Misanthropic Keepsake Machete National
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Motley doobsian station
  11/01/25
low turnover, and if you're not some kind of dei you weren't...
chrome nursing home yarmulke
  10/31/25
It’s just crazy like CA boomers making $400k to do not...
ultramarine glittery ticket booth national security agency
  10/31/25
you answered it right there. those boomers got those jobs ye...
chrome nursing home yarmulke
  10/31/25
it isn't 1974 anymore, Champ. The only "government jobs...
Disrespectful sweet tailpipe double fault
  10/31/25
how do they bribe anyone into being a teacher these days. it...
gay violent regret
  10/31/25
If you bomb undergrad OCI and are a Woman it’s like th...
ultramarine glittery ticket booth national security agency
  10/31/25
good point cowshit
gay violent regret
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Disrespectful sweet tailpipe double fault
  10/31/25
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stimulating codepig
  10/31/25
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Massive Juggernaut Gaming Laptop
  10/31/25
I'm surprised more people don't try to become cops.
rambunctious heaven
  10/31/25
The culture in police departments scares away Losers who wan...
ultramarine glittery ticket booth national security agency
  10/31/25
as a former one, it's because - dei, a lot of departments...
chrome nursing home yarmulke
  10/31/25
Why are you an ex-cop and what is the best path for the libe...
ultramarine glittery ticket booth national security agency
  10/31/25
i did it while i was an undergrad it doesn't really matte...
t.rick o'treat panama
  11/02/25
I'm a GS-15 and haven't worked in over 30 days Normally, ...
stimulating codepig
  10/31/25
You Won
Massive Juggernaut Gaming Laptop
  10/31/25
This isnt what I’m talking about.
ultramarine glittery ticket booth national security agency
  10/31/25
I tried that, had bad luck and got a toxic supervisor. I re...
Cerise Self-centered Theater Stage
  10/31/25
Lmao Were the books liberal arts and the Games JRPGs by cha...
ultramarine glittery ticket booth national security agency
  11/01/25
I spent eighteen months just browsing the Internet and occas...
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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: ultramarine glittery ticket booth national security agency

Like how is working at 18 jobs in 20 years “good?” Jesus Christ.

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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Motley doobsian station

they do.

thats whats so crazy about all this.

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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Massive Juggernaut Gaming Laptop



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Date: November 1st, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Misanthropic Keepsake Machete National

ran here

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Date: November 1st, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Motley doobsian station



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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: chrome nursing home yarmulke

low turnover, and if you're not some kind of dei you weren't getting these jobs. also, don't underestimate the inability for proles to consistently show up to work on a daily basis

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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: ultramarine glittery ticket booth national security agency

It’s just crazy like CA boomers making $400k to do nothing, meanwhile redditors string together part time jobs and get fired constantly.

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Date: October 31st, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: chrome nursing home yarmulke

you answered it right there. those boomers got those jobs years ago. same opportunities for regular white people is gone. gov jobs are a dei jobs program

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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Disrespectful sweet tailpipe double fault

it isn't 1974 anymore, Champ. The only "government jobs" available to non black disabled vets are teachers and nobody wants to do that shit.

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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: gay violent regret

how do they bribe anyone into being a teacher these days. it certainly can't be the money.

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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: ultramarine glittery ticket booth national security agency

If you bomb undergrad OCI and are a Woman it’s like the only option unless Fake Jobs inc is hiring in your area

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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: gay violent regret

good point cowshit

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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Disrespectful sweet tailpipe double fault



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: stimulating codepig



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Massive Juggernaut Gaming Laptop



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Date: October 31st, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: rambunctious heaven

I'm surprised more people don't try to become cops.

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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: ultramarine glittery ticket booth national security agency

The culture in police departments scares away Losers who want to fight crime

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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: chrome nursing home yarmulke

as a former one, it's because

- dei, a lot of departments want to hire minorities. they're not wrong in that idea, having hispanic cops who speak spanish, black dudes familiar with the hood, etc isn't a bad idea.

- only some departments, not all, will actually be cool with hiring someone that doesn't 'fit the mold'. meaning, even if you're a harvard grad and by the metrics should be the top candidate, they're going to be like wtf, why is this person from harvard applying to be a cop? ding.

- everyone starts off spending years on patrol duty. most college grads have fantasies of being a homicide detective or some tv show shit. even after putting in time, there's a limited number of seats for non-uniformed jobs.

- 'funded' academy roles are limited, and see above re: dei. what that means is that there are very few true entry level pd roles where the department will pay to send you to the academy. the other option is to pay out of pocket with no guarantee of a job and hope you get one w/in the time period the academy credential lasts for.

the best hope for a regular white dude is probably to enlist in the military and do pd or some sort of medic. that makes it a lot easier to get hired into a department

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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: ultramarine glittery ticket booth national security agency

Why are you an ex-cop and what is the best path for the liberal artist college grad? State trooper? What about just running for sheriff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2).#49391568)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama (1)

i did it while i was an undergrad

it doesn't really matter what your degree is in, just that you have one.

1. get in decent physical shape (pushups, mid-distance runs like 400-800m, dragging a heavy weight, 10ft wall jump is all about technique, etc) so you're ready whenever there are call outs

2. look up current job openings, see who is hiring, and specifically if they have entry level roles.

3a. for the ones that aren't sponsoring academy, call and ask if they are open to hiring new academy grads w/o experience. meaning, you'll pay your way through training.

3b. while on the phone, ask if they have any civilian opportunities like ride alongs, any kind of volunteer, reserve roles, you name it. even something as basic as a ride along lets them get to know you. think of this as the same as 'demonstrated interest' for college apps.

other things you can do

- go study and become an emt-1. it gives you a bonus point as a cop if you can do more as a responder. it is relatively easy to get on with some ambulance service which is a go way to lateral to a police or fire dept job, both of which are obviously harder to get. you'll have tons of opportunities to talk to cops as part of your job, and if you're friends with them they'll let you know if there is an inside track to an opening.

things not to do

- don't become any sort of 'fake cop', meaning like private security. my opinion, but i feel like you're immediately labeled as a reject

long term, if you want to get out of a uniform, there are tons of 'investigator' roles outside of the pd. prosecutor's office is one, but nearly every state agency hires sworn officers to investigate all sorts of fraud and abuse



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: stimulating codepig

I'm a GS-15 and haven't worked in over 30 days

Normally, I do, like, 5 hours of real work a week

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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Massive Juggernaut Gaming Laptop

You Won

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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: ultramarine glittery ticket booth national security agency

This isnt what I’m talking about.

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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Cerise Self-centered Theater Stage

I tried that, had bad luck and got a toxic supervisor. I resigned after an especially bad day where I gave myself a black eye. I spent eighteen months just browsing the Internet and occasionally reading a book or playing a video game because I was afraid to get another job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2).#49391576)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 2:13 AM
Author: ultramarine glittery ticket booth national security agency

Lmao

Were the books liberal arts and the Games JRPGs by chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792099&forum_id=2).#49392166)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Racy sinister background story

I spent eighteen months just browsing the Internet and occasionally reading a book or playing a video game because I was afraid to get another job tp

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Date: November 1st, 2025 12:56 AM
Author: territorial blue stage



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