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Little known fact about 401ks

Following Trump’s EO signed in August 2025, your 401k&...
spectacular swollen hospital queen of the night
  03/14/26
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big-titted ivory fanboi lay
  03/14/26
What's a "cash equivalent" fund? I only know 401k ...
Twisted senate
  03/14/26
If you have $ in your 401k that isn’t invested it usua...
spectacular swollen hospital queen of the night
  03/14/26
how wld it be "wiped out" nigga this maeks no sens...
Ebony naked immigrant
  03/14/26
read the fine print. you’re basically acting as an ins...
spectacular swollen hospital queen of the night
  03/14/26
that sounds very jewish i havent had a 401k in a decade plus...
Ebony naked immigrant
  03/14/26
this can't be real
soul-stirring indirect expression
  03/14/26
link? i can't find anything about this
curious ruby state depressive
  03/14/26
flame
Bespoke Pistol Lodge
  03/14/26
Seems fine. Just allows retarded 401kmos to buy super high f...
topaz partner internal respiration
  03/14/26
that was the whole point of 401ks u anti semite
Ebony naked immigrant
  03/14/26
I am buying bitcoins in my 401k by using schwab pcra
Twisted senate
  03/14/26
why would your 401k be in a "cash equivalent fund"
odious set gaping
  03/14/26
any portion of your 401k that isn’t invested in stocks...
spectacular swollen hospital queen of the night
  03/14/26
do you mean a settlement account? money market mutual fun...
irradiated locale
  03/14/26
Why would anyone care about that. It should all at least be ...
Appetizing Trailer Park Travel Guidebook
  03/14/26
Are you a retard? Your portfolio should not be 100% bonds or...
180 bright hominid
  03/14/26
I said “at least” meaning ideally it isn’t...
Appetizing Trailer Park Travel Guidebook
  03/14/26
You said “ It should all at least be in bonds”
180 bright hominid
  03/14/26
good goy, u get a free day pass to the tel aviv holocaust mu...
Ebony naked immigrant
  03/14/26
the idle money should be invested in $DJT, the $TRUMP memeco...
indecent liquid oxygen blood rage
  03/14/26
don’t forget about commemorative 9/11 gold coins
spectacular swollen hospital queen of the night
  03/14/26
don't test the chemical composition of those coins if you kn...
indecent liquid oxygen blood rage
  03/14/26
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spectacular swollen hospital queen of the night
  03/14/26
WTF? The sweep account at mine is just some basic federal m...
ocher place of business organic girlfriend
  03/15/26
Reminder
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  06/01/26


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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: spectacular swollen hospital queen of the night

Following Trump’s EO signed in August 2025, your 401k’s “cash equivalent” fund is now a swap that pays you a higher rate of return but will be completely wiped out if there’s a market crash. MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743114)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: big-titted ivory fanboi lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743123)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Twisted senate

What's a "cash equivalent" fund? I only know 401k and roth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743143)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: spectacular swollen hospital queen of the night

If you have $ in your 401k that isn’t invested it usually sits in a cash equivalent account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743182)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Ebony naked immigrant

how wld it be "wiped out" nigga this maeks no sense even if u had STOOK etf it wldnt be wiped out in crash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743195)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:39 PM
Author: spectacular swollen hospital queen of the night

read the fine print. you’re basically acting as an insurer for various funds which pay you a higher rate of return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743203)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: Ebony naked immigrant

that sounds very jewish i havent had a 401k in a decade plus, converted it to IRA but it was always hilarous to me how they restrict what u can invest in a 401k so these kikes can make more fees, its the biggest furking scam, when i had my 401k with schwab i cant even invest in VOO, SPY, it was some stupid mutual funds with 10x higher fees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743210)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring indirect expression

this can't be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743457)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: curious ruby state depressive

link? i can't find anything about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743146)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Bespoke Pistol Lodge

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743155)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: topaz partner internal respiration

Seems fine. Just allows retarded 401kmos to buy super high fee alternatives they don't understand and get fleeced by Lutnick, Kushner, et al

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/08/democratizing-access-to-alternative-assets-for-401k-investors/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743162)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Ebony naked immigrant

that was the whole point of 401ks u anti semite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743197)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Twisted senate

I am buying bitcoins in my 401k by using schwab pcra

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743177)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: odious set gaping

why would your 401k be in a "cash equivalent fund"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743180)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: spectacular swollen hospital queen of the night

any portion of your 401k that isn’t invested in stocks or bonds is typically set to default into a cash equivalent account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743190)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: irradiated locale

do you mean a settlement account?

money market mutual fund?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743201)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:39 PM
Author: Appetizing Trailer Park Travel Guidebook

Why would anyone care about that. It should all at least be in bonds if you are nearing retirement anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743206)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: 180 bright hominid

Are you a retard? Your portfolio should not be 100% bonds or even more conservative investments if you are “nearing” retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743212)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Appetizing Trailer Park Travel Guidebook

I said “at least” meaning ideally it isn’t in bonds. Stop Gaslighting me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743271)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: 180 bright hominid

You said “ It should all at least be in bonds”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743347)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Ebony naked immigrant

good goy, u get a free day pass to the tel aviv holocaust museum & pool club ($19.99 "Auschwitz remembrance fee" still applies plus 45% tip)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743218)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: indecent liquid oxygen blood rage

the idle money should be invested in $DJT, the $TRUMP memecoin, and World Liberty Financial by default

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743260)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: spectacular swollen hospital queen of the night

don’t forget about commemorative 9/11 gold coins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743273)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: indecent liquid oxygen blood rage

don't test the chemical composition of those coins if you know what's good for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743292)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: spectacular swollen hospital queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49743295)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: ocher place of business organic girlfriend

WTF? The sweep account at mine is just some basic federal money market fund? What horrible provider did your employer select for your plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49745308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: "'''''"'''"""''''"

Reminder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2).#49910217)