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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
jade soul-stirring masturbator
  06/30/25
wow lol
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  06/30/25
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Bipolar titillating persian therapy
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
anal hall genital piercing
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
jade soul-stirring masturbator
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Rough-skinned citrine sanctuary
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
jade soul-stirring masturbator
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
effete marketing idea theater
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
at-the-ready boiling water
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
anal hall genital piercing
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
mahogany legend
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
jade soul-stirring masturbator
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
at-the-ready boiling water
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Galvanic pit antidepressant drug
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
anal hall genital piercing
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
jade soul-stirring masturbator
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
flushed people who are hurt son of senegal
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
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  06/30/25
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Sepia round eye
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
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jade soul-stirring masturbator
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
provocative tank
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Soggy razzle-dazzle brethren
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Bateful Trailer Park
  06/30/25
...
mahogany legend
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Galvanic pit antidepressant drug
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
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Soggy razzle-dazzle brethren
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
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  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
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  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
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  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
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  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
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  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
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  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: jade soul-stirring masturbator

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: anal hall genital piercing

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Bipolar titillating persian therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: anal hall genital piercing

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: jade soul-stirring masturbator

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Rough-skinned citrine sanctuary

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: jade soul-stirring masturbator

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: effete marketing idea theater

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: at-the-ready boiling water

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: anal hall genital piercing

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: mahogany legend

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: jade soul-stirring masturbator

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: at-the-ready boiling water

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Galvanic pit antidepressant drug

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: anal hall genital piercing

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: jade soul-stirring masturbator

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: flushed people who are hurt son of senegal

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Gold beady-eyed ticket booth associate

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Sepia round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Aquamarine Multi-colored Jew

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: jade soul-stirring masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: provocative tank

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Soggy razzle-dazzle brethren

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Bateful Trailer Park

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: mahogany legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Galvanic pit antidepressant drug

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: 180 ungodly cuckold immigrant

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Soggy razzle-dazzle brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Honey-headed Hairraiser University

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Chartreuse flatulent dysfunction

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Histrionic Medicated Parlour

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Vigorous mewling chapel bbw

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: diverse dull office goyim

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Purple volcanic crater hunting ground

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065360)