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My brand new associate wasted no time getting fired in two working days
| lavender stain | 12/28/25 |
| Stirring Flatulent Point | 12/28/25 |
| lavender stain | 12/28/25 |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:29 AM Author: lavender stain He started the 23rd. Got fired yesterday. One of our hotter associates (25) came out of the bathroom and he asked her “did you wipe?” Then she got freaked out and started walking away he cornered her in the hallway and said “I fuckin asked if you wiped.” Then he put his hands on her throat. Claimed he was joking. Police came he was charged with assault and sexual touching or something. Amazing how hard it is to find normal lawyers.
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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:30 AM Author: Stirring Flatulent Point I asked you if you fucking wiped! Choking bitches lulz jk tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49544296) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM Author: lavender stain This. He claimed he was joking but she had marks around her neck.
Worst part is she wants to quit and she’s one of the hottest and best lawyers we have even at 25. |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:33 AM Author: Stirring Flatulent Point Choke her and tell her shes not going anywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49544307) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:43 AM Author: primrose private investor alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49544315) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:47 AM Author: Boyish burgundy school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49544318) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:55 AM Author: Irradiated temple toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49544319) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:31 AM Author: Electric Citrine Bawdyhouse Reading Party so why did he get fired? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49544301) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM Author: lavender stain He choked and sexually touched an associate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49544306) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:34 AM Author: Electric Citrine Bawdyhouse Reading Party i'm sexually touching myself rn so what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49544308) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:55 AM Author: Irradiated temple toaster Did u wipe? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49544321) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:59 AM Author: Electric Citrine Bawdyhouse Reading Party hdy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49544324) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM Author: Greedy international law enforcement agency I touched her collarbone, I didn’t put my hands around her throat. And she’s not that hot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49544302) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM Author: Stirring Flatulent Point Sound like you're a good later to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49544303) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:59 AM Author: emerald infuriating national twinkling uncleanness OP sounds like a boomer partner salivating over his next “mentee” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49544326) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:42 AM Author: olive bat-shit-crazy space u need to offer to wipe her ass to make this right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49544313) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 5:46 AM Author: turquoise pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49544403) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 8:38 AM Author: amber fanboi base Guessing he was a shortmo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49544479) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: titillating submissive parlour hunting ground So, did she (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49545092) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:42 PM Author: Curious sexy filthpig foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49545095) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:44 PM Author: Hyperactive useless parlor cq. it would be crazy for the associate to ask this if the issue wasn’t really in question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49545099) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:53 PM Author: plum legal warrant water buffalo It says a lot that your hiring team missed all the signs that you were hiring a psychopath. You should have a chatty Becky in at least one round of hiring as your "Don't hire him, he gives me the creeps" canary.
Was he socially awkward or Ted Bundy suave? Race? Resume? |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:12 PM Author: Greedy international law enforcement agency Chatty becky will incidentally weed out every >2K-hour biller.
This is a business, not an SEC fraternity. Little shrews in training can take some creepy breakroom cornering and painful-to-read flirtatious texts it won't kill them it's an adult gig. |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:34 PM Author: plum legal warrant water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49545211) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 9:28 AM Author: zoomer sexuality expert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49551826) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:27 PM Author: lavender stain He seemed perfectly normal. Good looking guy. He’s over 6’0. Not too fucked up. His hands were the size of Jordan’s. Maybe that’s a sign but I don’t know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49545195) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: spectacular ocher plaza gaping what's his moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49545163) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 8:20 PM Author: primrose private investor alpha https://i.redd.it/9b6kgsmmapwe1.jpeg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2).#49545883) |