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HAHAURFUCKED!!! ADJUNCT PROFESSORS II, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

HOLY SHIT!!!! http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/20...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/27/12
180 You were greatly missed!
Chrome Excitant Sandwich Home
  08/27/12
BROTHER I APPRECIATE YOUR 180!!! I TRY AND REMIND YOU ALL...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/27/12
...
Narrow-minded irate lodge codepig
  03/31/20
but they keep raising tuition...where the fuck is it going i...
nudist half-breed
  09/25/12
Israel
Low-t thriller national halford
  02/12/23
...
Flushed naked macaca
  08/27/12
The King Returns!
Pea-brained stage gunner
  08/27/12
INDEED I HAVE!!! POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT TH...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/27/12
FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO ...
Exciting brilliant trailer park
  08/27/12
This is where TMF went wrong.
Pea-brained stage gunner
  08/27/12
I HAVE ALREADY EDUCATED TMF ON THE ENORMITY OF THE MISTAKE H...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/27/12
DEVASTATING 180.
Pea-brained stage gunner
  08/27/12
WELCOME TO THE MOTHERFUCKING HUNGER GAMES!!! NO JOBS FOR ...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/27/12
1MUTHFUCKING80
claret godawful cumskin death wish
  08/27/12
...
fishy gas station
  08/27/12
180
Chrome Excitant Sandwich Home
  08/27/12
180
Chocolate nursing home boltzmann
  08/27/12
you are a genius my brother.
Marvelous topaz stock car
  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
mint turdskin public bath
  08/28/12
...
aqua lettuce
  03/13/13
...
Dull fat ankles kitty
  09/21/15
jfc
bistre fragrant tattoo business firm
  12/07/16
You'll get banned for this.
maniacal goal in life
  08/27/12
FOR WHAT??? I AM MERELY BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/27/12
(Doobs)
Crystalline alpha
  08/28/12
180 you decimated him and left no remains. #2012Americ...
Avocado people who are hurt
  08/30/12
...
ruby cracking meetinghouse
  12/29/16
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deranged knife ratface
  02/24/17
BROTHER IT IS THE TRUTH!!! WE ARE RETURNING TO THE OLD WA...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/27/12
you're always a 180 brother
Exciting brilliant trailer park
  08/27/12
tbf i think my brother and i will end up much richer than ou...
ocher aphrodisiac useless brakes
  08/30/12
BROTHER I WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT YOUR IMPENDING VALIANT RISE...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/30/12
ty thanks yea i just wanted to point out that some people...
ocher aphrodisiac useless brakes
  08/30/12
BROTHER PERHAPS YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED!!! THOSE RECENT ASIA...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/30/12
so youre saying that if youre poor you should pick a "p...
ocher aphrodisiac useless brakes
  08/30/12
EXACTLY BROTHER!!! AND IN THE VAST MAJORITY OF CASES, IT ...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/30/12
aww thanks hahaurfucked! keep fighting the good fight... yo...
ocher aphrodisiac useless brakes
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
mint turdskin public bath
  08/30/12
Your parents were artificially held back, and you're being a...
Talented walnut abode
  08/30/12
underrated 180
Chrome Excitant Sandwich Home
  08/31/12
credited.
comical lilac institution
  08/31/12
"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, bu...
Chrome Excitant Sandwich Home
  08/27/12
5k/course is good coin for an adjunct
Pea-brained stage gunner
  08/27/12
IMAGINE HOW PATHETIC THAT EXISTENCE IS THOUGH!!! NO INCOM...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/27/12
...
Pea-brained stage gunner
  08/27/12
brother, you haven't ceased spouting the truth yet!
Avocado people who are hurt
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
mint turdskin public bath
  08/30/12
These are the people who were 100% ready to fall in line for...
Low-t thriller national halford
  02/12/23
"My father, the first person in his family to go to col...
Chrome Excitant Sandwich Home
  08/27/12
YES IT IS HEARTBREAKING, BUT THIS IS THE NEW REALITY AND NON...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/27/12
"FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GH...
Bateful trump supporter dilemma
  08/27/12
...
Avocado people who are hurt
  08/30/12
hilarious
Chrome Excitant Sandwich Home
  08/27/12
Lol
Alcoholic Stain Mood
  08/27/12
why doesn't this idiot just get a job in IT? at this point s...
Vivacious corn cake giraffe
  08/27/12
Um, she's scholar bro. That's beneath her.
Pea-brained stage gunner
  08/27/12
EXACTLY BROTHER!!! TIME IN THE LIBERAL ARTS ECHO CHAMBER ...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/27/12
titcr
Chrome Excitant Sandwich Home
  08/27/12
COT DAMN, You're on fire.
Pea-brained stage gunner
  08/27/12
180
dead hell
  08/27/12
LOL just LOL
Exciting brilliant trailer park
  08/28/12
"There is no next year." BRILLIANT
mind-boggling ebony crackhouse
  08/28/12
THE WORST IS WHEN ONE OF THESE DEBT ZOMBIES TELLS YOU THAT &...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/28/12
CR
Azure Mexican Laser Beams
  08/28/12
ha ha ha / oh wow
boyish state
  08/28/12
Oh, and just to add a little more flavor to this whole story...
comical lilac institution
  08/31/12
LOL BROTHER THIS IS 180 MATERIAL!!! FLORIDA STATE IS EVEN...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/31/12
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  09/25/12
...
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  12/02/14
JFC
crusty garrison
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Sienna disrespectful striped hyena
  08/28/12
contender for poast of the year
dead hell
  08/29/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BU...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/30/12
...
Avocado people who are hurt
  08/30/12
LOL WOW
Avocado people who are hurt
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...
dead hell
  09/25/12
...
dead hell
  12/23/12
Wow
contagious indian lodge
  09/21/15
...
contagious indian lodge
  11/10/15
lmao
brindle razzle-dazzle immigrant library
  11/10/15
It's great to see you're back and thank you so much for your...
Abusive Gaming Laptop Kitchen
  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK!!! IN FI...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/27/12
you're doing God's work bro
Abusive Gaming Laptop Kitchen
  08/27/12
fuck, you need a website and a larger platform. you could be...
Trip Carmine Market Pocket Flask
  08/27/12
BROTHER I APPRECIATE IT!!!
mint turdskin public bath
  08/27/12
...
Chrome Excitant Sandwich Home
  08/31/12
with the new mods and new jerb, i am prolly no longer poasti...
claret godawful cumskin death wish
  08/27/12
LOL HINDU SQUATS!!!!! FROM SLUMDOG TO SUPERMAN!!!!! KE...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/27/12
resistance bands in the office closet. can't have colleague...
claret godawful cumskin death wish
  08/27/12
MOST DEFINITELY FAM!!! LIKE I ALWAYS SAY: NO JOBS FOR SLO...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/27/12
ROFLNIFICENT!!!
claret godawful cumskin death wish
  08/27/12
so help me god i am crying so hard at this magnificent speci...
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  08/28/12
...
magical crimson associate
  08/30/12
"OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!" Ohhh, man. ROFLCO...
Chrome Excitant Sandwich Home
  08/31/12
OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!
citrine roast beef base
  12/07/16
Unacceptable fatphobia
Low-t thriller national halford
  02/12/23
brutal, yet spot on. my idiot family lost their entire fo...
mind-boggling ebony crackhouse
  08/27/12
BROTHER I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FAMILY'S FALL FROM GRE...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/27/12
you are probably the best poaster i've ever seen keep fig...
mind-boggling ebony crackhouse
  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! I WILL FIGHT UNTIL MY DYING DAY!!!
mint turdskin public bath
  08/27/12
...
Avocado people who are hurt
  08/30/12
180
dead hell
  08/27/12
"AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!! &...
Beta Doobsian Cuckoldry
  08/28/12
Brother you could make 50 threads per day and it wouldn't ge...
dead hell
  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
mint turdskin public bath
  08/27/12
Frog and Toad strike at the pedophile BLP, then melt into th...
Soul-stirring Plaza
  08/07/18
don't let this thread die.
autistic drab sneaky criminal yarmulke
  08/27/12
NEVER, BROTHER!!! NEVER!!!
mint turdskin public bath
  08/27/12
oh what a timeless message
Abusive Gaming Laptop Kitchen
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fishy gas station
  08/27/12
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Abusive Gaming Laptop Kitchen
  08/28/12
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Orchid Pervert
  06/22/14
Law adjuncts always have another job or have some other mean...
hideous dysfunction
  08/28/12
BROTHER THIS MAY BE TRUE, BUT DO YOU FORESEE MANY OF TODAY'S...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/28/12
"GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!" 180
Chrome Excitant Sandwich Home
  08/31/12
A copy of this thread needs to be sent to every high school ...
vermilion internet-worthy senate main people
  08/28/12
BROTHER MY MESSAGE MAY HAVE BEEN TOLERATED PUBLICLY IN THE A...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/28/12
TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY S...
Narrow-minded irate lodge codepig
  08/28/12
So damn true. In today's world, no one is dumb; they're just...
milky set multi-billionaire
  08/29/12
BROTHER AND IM NOT EVEN LOOKING TO DENIGRATE MOTHERFUCKERS, ...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/29/12
...
fishy gas station
  08/29/12
...
Exciting brilliant trailer park
  08/28/12
you're so mean
bearded chapel
  08/28/12
JUST BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!! STRIVING IS A DI...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/28/12
$2100 per course-that's crazy these people should just ge...
plum therapy coffee pot
  08/28/12
MY BROTHER THIS SOBER, RESPONSIBLE AND CREDITED APPROACH TO ...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/28/12
Bravo.
Wine genital piercing parlor
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
mint turdskin public bath
  08/31/12
I fucking laughed out loud at the espresso machine line
filthy aromatic den bbw
  09/28/17
"Education has always been about one thing : churning o...
titillating shimmering keepsake machete nibblets
  08/28/12
BROTHER I HAVE BEEN STACKIN DAT PAPER!!! REMEMBER THAT PO...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/28/12
"My friend is an adjunct. She has a PhD in anthropology...
Azure Mexican Laser Beams
  08/28/12
The only irony is that the vasTTT majority of XOXO poasters ...
Fighting scarlet karate trust fund
  08/28/12
BROTHER THIS IS WHY I BRING MY MESSAGE TO THE CITIZENS OF XO...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/28/12
It's just amusing to see that the very individuals falling i...
Fighting scarlet karate trust fund
  08/28/12
...
Fighting scarlet karate trust fund
  08/30/12
...
Fighting scarlet karate trust fund
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...
Fighting scarlet karate trust fund
  09/04/12
brother you are fucking WISE
spectacular misunderstood whorehouse
  08/29/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
mint turdskin public bath
  08/29/12
Even law, once a safety net for American strivers, is now a ...
Azure Mexican Laser Beams
  08/28/12
BROTHER NOW YOU HAVE THE INFORMATION!!! TIME TO GET THE T...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/28/12
So fucking true, and so fucking sad This country smokes d...
mind-boggling ebony crackhouse
  08/28/12
BROTHER I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN AT JUST HOW FAR DOWN THE TOIL...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/28/12
180 use of "wherewithal" in a fully caps-locked cr...
titillating shimmering keepsake machete nibblets
  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
mint turdskin public bath
  08/28/12
...
Fighting scarlet karate trust fund
  08/28/12
...
Narrow-minded irate lodge codepig
  08/28/12
you're like the xoxo version of Zyzz. Inspiring. Than...
glittery bawdyhouse circlehead
  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
mint turdskin public bath
  08/28/12
180
supple international law enforcement agency brethren
  08/28/12
What is your stance on being an adjuct professor for a For-P...
Beta Doobsian Cuckoldry
  08/29/12
...
Fighting scarlet karate trust fund
  08/29/12
...
fishy gas station
  08/29/12
BROTHER IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 ANYTHING THAT BRINGS IN DAT ...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/29/12
"PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OU...
Beta Doobsian Cuckoldry
  08/29/12
BROTHER IT CAN BE AS SIMPLE AS INVITING THE 2 OR 3 NON MOUTH...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/30/12
...
Avocado people who are hurt
  08/30/12
...
vigorous forum reading party
  08/29/12
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Cocky native
  08/29/12
hi hahaurfucked! wish me luck on the mcat so you won't be...
ocher aphrodisiac useless brakes
  08/30/12
u'll need it
aqua lettuce
  08/30/12
:(
ocher aphrodisiac useless brakes
  08/30/12
GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!! GET DAT ROAD AND STACK ...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/30/12
Holy Fucking Shit. I have not laughed this heartily or th...
magical crimson associate
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
mint turdskin public bath
  08/30/12
BROTHER YOU LITERALLY HAD ME IN TEARS FOR THE ENTIRE THREAD
magical crimson associate
  08/30/12
brother, thank you for all you have given in this thread, br...
Avocado people who are hurt
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! IT IS HARD WORK BUT THE TRUTH MUST B...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/30/12
always, brother my brother!!!
Avocado people who are hurt
  08/31/12
*Thread receives UNESCO World Heritage Site recognition*
Exciting brilliant trailer park
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! STREETS NEED ME!!!
mint turdskin public bath
  09/15/12
Is there any dispute at this point that HHUF is the #1 poast...
Slap-happy stage gay wizard
  08/30/12
no hes awesome
ocher aphrodisiac useless brakes
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHERS!!!
mint turdskin public bath
  08/31/12
...
Chrome Excitant Sandwich Home
  08/31/12
I gotta agree with the OP. My sister is about to graduate wi...
hot canary selfie
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! YOUR SISTER IS BENEFITING FROM THE H...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/31/12
A PhD in the humanities in only 5 years? Absolutely unheard ...
lascivious turquoise police squad background story
  09/02/12
I said north of 5 years. She had a tuition waiver and stipen...
hot canary selfie
  09/03/12
180, brother
brass cruise ship tank
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
mint turdskin public bath
  08/31/12
HAHAURFUCKED remains a lodestar of truth amidst the dead boo...
appetizing point
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! OUR NATION IS IN A SORRY STATE!!! I ...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/31/12
HAHAURFUCKED - I left law school, and your posting played a ...
heady amber shitlib depressive
  08/31/12
BROTHER YOUR REJECTION OF FAGGOT STRIVING, DEBT SLAVERY AND ...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/31/12
"impotent bleating" = 180
wonderful school cafeteria
  03/13/13
thread title is hilarious
Cheese-eating resort filthpig
  08/31/12
BROTHER THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO MY ORIGINAL DISCUSSION OF THE ...
mint turdskin public bath
  08/31/12
ELECTRONIC BOOGALOO
copper parlour mother
  02/05/15
LABOR DAY WEEKEND BUMP
Avocado people who are hurt
  09/02/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! I HAVE SPENT THE DAY ENJOYING THE FR...
mint turdskin public bath
  09/02/12
...
Stirring Magenta Famous Landscape Painting Water Buffalo
  12/07/16
so much win in this thread
nudist half-breed
  09/25/12
I stand slack-jawed at the brilliance displayed in this thre...
tan territorial cuckold church building
  09/25/12
*HAHAURFUCKED posthumously awarded Nobel literature prize fo...
dead hell
  03/13/13
...
Embarrassed to the bone 180 orchestra pit athletic conference
  06/22/14
this is the greatest thing i have ever read
concupiscible volcanic crater
  03/15/13
Got my hopes up he was back. I never would have gotten ho...
primrose house goyim
  06/22/14
same
Embarrassed to the bone 180 orchestra pit athletic conference
  06/22/14
As 485838175959 as HALFORD is, HAHAURFUCKED will always be t...
primrose house goyim
  06/23/14
...
flesh big church jap
  06/22/14
THE BEST.
cerise round eye
  06/23/14
Wow, this thread will save my life. 180
vibrant sexy tanning salon mad-dog skullcap
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Twisted Property Fortuitous Meteor
  12/02/14
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Curious quadroon
  12/02/14
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razzle sable range
  12/28/14
It took me two years to fully internalize this, but I am so ...
Floppy Federal Spot Digit Ratio
  12/28/14
FUKKING EPIC BUMP INTO THE YEAR 2015, Iibs FURIOUS
Avocado people who are hurt
  12/31/14
...
Charismatic Angry New Version
  12/31/14
Still one of the GOAT threads of xo happy new year, faggo...
mind-boggling ebony crackhouse
  12/31/14
...
red station
  12/31/14
never forget.
red station
  02/05/15
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Startled site blood rage
  02/05/15
...
Sienna disrespectful striped hyena
  02/15/15
every single one of my quasi smart ARE COUNTRY students (esp...
Charismatic Angry New Version
  02/15/15
Woke up this morning thinking of this thread title and lol'd
copper parlour mother
  05/02/15
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Dull fat ankles kitty
  07/29/15
...
copper parlour mother
  09/21/15
OP still my GOAT poaster.
galvanic effete foreskin
  09/21/15
poast for poast undisputed goat poaster.
confused menage
  09/21/15
I don't know if there is a close #2...UNCLE RUSLAN? who, fo...
galvanic effete foreskin
  09/21/15
i guess you could make a perverse case for trustafarian, but...
confused menage
  09/21/15
I forget his debacle. fuaaaark. btw...I still refer to J...
galvanic effete foreskin
  09/21/15
i missed that one.
confused menage
  09/21/15
...
multi-colored ultramarine shrine sweet tailpipe
  12/07/16
*Falls to knees a la Sean Penn in Tree of Life*
erotic field hominid
  09/21/15
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Balding Office
  01/31/16
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talking mad cow disease
  10/18/15
poasting has an opportunity cost
Stirring Magenta Famous Landscape Painting Water Buffalo
  01/31/16
his words echo through eternity
silver electric ceo
  01/31/16
...
Stirring Magenta Famous Landscape Painting Water Buffalo
  01/31/16
I thought that Al Jazeera USA shithole was closing down
Stimulating maroon ticket booth pozpig
  01/31/16
'tis.
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infuriating national security agency
  04/13/16
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Gay nofapping brunch cuck
  04/13/16
Please cum back
buck-toothed hospital
  04/13/16
x2 - loved this poster.
glassy liquid oxygen
  12/07/16
All time great
Khaki odious toaster fanboi
  12/07/16
it was Don Jr
Nighttime corner weed whacker
  12/07/16
...
multi-colored ultramarine shrine sweet tailpipe
  12/29/16
damn, so many old monikers I thought I was reading an archiv...
ruby cracking meetinghouse
  12/29/16
He resurfaced in summer 2012 claiming he'd be poasting often...
multi-colored ultramarine shrine sweet tailpipe
  12/29/16
poasting has an opportunity cost, brother
citrine roast beef base
  09/28/17
lmao adjuncts you're all going to die
adventurous boistinker preventive strike
  12/29/16
HHUF might have been a cyborg sent from the future to help g...
glittery bawdyhouse circlehead
  12/29/16
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mind-boggling ebony crackhouse
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aggressive slimy patrolman
  08/30/17
can't stop laughing at this thread truly incredible scholar...
umber diverse address azn
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multi-colored ultramarine shrine sweet tailpipe
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laughsome impressive temple
  09/28/17
HAHAURFUCKED was a boart treasure
provocative drunken step-uncle's house boiling water
  09/28/17
his insights now would be appreciated. he was great. GOAT ...
Honey-headed voyeur
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fantasy-prone disgusting pit
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Twisted Property Fortuitous Meteor
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2017 update: van dwelling, trick turning https://www.theg...
Bespoke self-absorbed university
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umber diverse address azn
  12/16/17
haha wow holy shit
copper parlour mother
  12/16/17
Holy fuck lmao Reminder: debt = poison. Low/no debt. Low ...
mind-boggling ebony crackhouse
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Gay nofapping brunch cuck
  03/06/20
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pungent sex offender
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copper parlour mother
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Khaki odious toaster fanboi
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umber diverse address azn
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Startled site blood rage
  07/24/19
Amazing thread. Wherever this dude is, I hope he is stackin...
Twinkling piazza faggotry
  08/01/19
Every time I feel shitty about wagecucking I read this threa...
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Up-to-no-good theater nowag
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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

HOLY SHIT!!!!

http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2012/08/2012820102749246453.html

READ IT AND WEEP!!!

NO TRUST FUND? PROLE FAMILY BACKGROUND? NOT A GENIUS???

IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, POSTGRADUATE DEGREES ARE NOT FOR YOU!!!

THINK YOU'RE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE??? TRY YOUR PATHETIC STRIVING AND YOULL END UP SHELLING OUT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN THE VAIN HOPE OF CONVINCING A BOOMER TENURED FACULTY MEMBER AT A MIDDLING STATE UNIVERSITY THAT YOU DO IN FACT POSSESS "THE RIGHT STUFF"!!!

IVE SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN:

AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438056)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:28 PM
Author: Chrome Excitant Sandwich Home

180

You were greatly missed!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438280)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:31 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

BROTHER I APPRECIATE YOUR 180!!!

I TRY AND REMIND YOU ALL, POASTING DOES HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY COST!!!

GETTIN DAT PAPER MUST ALWAYS TAKE PRECEDENCE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438301)



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Date: March 31st, 2020 5:29 PM
Author: Narrow-minded irate lodge codepig



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Date: September 25th, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: nudist half-breed

but they keep raising tuition...where the fuck is it going if not toward faculty salaries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21655644)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 12:57 PM
Author: Low-t thriller national halford

Israel

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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:07 PM
Author: Flushed naked macaca



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:08 PM
Author: Pea-brained stage gunner

The King Returns!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438072)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:13 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

INDEED I HAVE!!!

POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT THIS WAS JUST TOO GOOD NOT TO BRING TO THE ATTENTION OF MY BROTHERS HERE IN THE STRUGGLE!!!

ALWAYS REMEMBER: YOU DONT RISE FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO HIGHLY PAID AND PRESTIGIOUS TENURED FACULTY POSITIONS AT ELITE UNIVERSITIES IN ONE STEP!!!

IT TAKES GENERATIONS!!!

RAGS TO PRESTIGE IS NO LONGER A REALITY IN THESE HERE UNITED STATES OF 2012!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438126)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Exciting brilliant trailer park

FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO

Can't stop loling from this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438205)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Pea-brained stage gunner

This is where TMF went wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438228)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:29 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

I HAVE ALREADY EDUCATED TMF ON THE ENORMITY OF THE MISTAKE HE MADE IN ATTEMPTING A "LEGAL CAREER"

FROM THE ARCHIVES, MY ADVICE TO HIM IS REPRODUCED BELOW!!!

[IN RESPONSE TO TMF'S PUZZLEMENT AT HIS LACK OF BIGLAW EMPLOYMENT]

"TIME FOR YOU TO FIND ANOTHER PROFESSION BRO!!!

THE ELITES GAVE YOU A CHANCE, SAW THE CUT OF YOUR JIB, AND DECIDED THAT YOU WEREN'T WORTH KEEPING AROUND

YOU ARE EASTERN EUROPEAN, CORRECT?

YOU DO REALIZE THAT UNLESS YOU ARE SOME SORT OF "GENIUS" AT HORRIBLY BORING HIGHLY TECHNICAL SCUTWORK, THAT THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF YOU ADVANCING TO ANYTHING RESEMBLING A RESPECTABLE LEVEL IN AN ELITE PROFESSION, DON'T YOU?

ITS TOO BAD,AND A REAL WASTE OF TALENT, BUT MOST AMERICANS FIND EE MALES EITHER "CREEPY" OR "COLD" OR "SHADY" - AND USUALLY A COMBINATION OF ALL THREE

LIKE I SAID, TIME FOR YOU TO FIND WORK THAT WILL ALLOW FOR YOU TO BE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED WITH SOME SEMBLANCE OF A CAREER TRACK...IF YOU ARE ANY GOOD WITH BASIC MATH, ACCOUNTING MAY BE A CREDITED PATH

SORRY FOR THE BAD NEWS BRO, BUT THIS IS AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!! "

ITS BEEN ALMOST 8 MONTHS SINCE I TOOK THE TIME TO EXPLAIN THE WAYS OF THE NEW WORLD TO THAT FOOL, AND STILL, "NO MOVEMENT"!!!

STRIVING IS A DISEASE BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438287)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Pea-brained stage gunner

DEVASTATING 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438315)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

WELCOME TO THE MOTHERFUCKING HUNGER GAMES!!!

NO JOBS FOR SLOBS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438330)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: claret godawful cumskin death wish

1MUTHFUCKING80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438964)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: fishy gas station



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:18 PM
Author: Chrome Excitant Sandwich Home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21439324)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:22 PM
Author: Chocolate nursing home boltzmann

180

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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Marvelous topaz stock car

you are a genius my brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21442189)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:24 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21443159)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: aqua lettuce



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Dull fat ankles kitty



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:37 PM
Author: bistre fragrant tattoo business firm

jfc

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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:35 PM
Author: maniacal goal in life

You'll get banned for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438332)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

FOR WHAT???

I AM MERELY BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!!

MIKE WALLACE OF EDUCATION OVER HERE!!!

YOU CAN CALL ME 60 MINUTES!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438361)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 1:40 AM
Author: Crystalline alpha

(Doobs)

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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:17 AM
Author: Avocado people who are hurt

180

you decimated him and left no remains.

#2012AmericaTheDreamIsDead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21457615)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:17 AM
Author: ruby cracking meetinghouse



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Date: February 24th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: deranged knife ratface



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:25 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

BROTHER IT IS THE TRUTH!!!

WE ARE RETURNING TO THE OLD WAYS!!!

BE MINDFUL OF THE NEW PARADIGM AND PROFIT WHEREVER YOU CAN!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438238)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:26 PM
Author: Exciting brilliant trailer park

you're always a 180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438251)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: ocher aphrodisiac useless brakes

tbf i think my brother and i will end up much richer than our parents

my parents were super poor and TTT when we were younger (my mom is now lower middle class i guess, an nyc teacher, she started when i was like a young teen so she's tenured and has a good # of years)

my brother already has a really good job in IT and i have a degree from a good college and (good willing) will be a doctor. my dad doesn't even have a BA (he did attend a community college tho). so sometimes its possible to "jump" multiple rungs i think...

although i think our family might be special because my parents are old black people and i think they were artificially held back by being black. when my father was growing up in the 50s (he was born in 1937) poor black people didnt really go to college... 2 of his 12 siblings went to college and becaame lawyers but they were like geniuses and the ENTIRE family (like brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins, great-nephews twice removed lol) sacrificed to buy them clothes, books, train tickets for vacations home, etc. i think if my parents were growing up in the 2000's instead like me and my brother they would have had real professions since they're pretty smart people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21457678)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:44 AM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

BROTHER I WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT YOUR IMPENDING VALIANT RISE FROM THE ASHES OF THE WORKING CLASS!!!

READ MY PREVIOUS POSTS ON THIS HERE WEBSITE: I HAVE ALWAYS SUPPORTED THE DISCOVERY AND SOCIOECONOMIC ADVANCEMENT OF TRULY TALENTED INDIVIDUALS WHO THROUGH NO FAULT OF THEIR OWN HAVE FOUND THEMSELVES IN THE THROES OF PROLEDOM!!!

YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ARE TAKING SOBER, CREDITED AND RESPONSIBLE STEPS TO ADVANCE YOURSELVES!!! INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY AND MEDICINE COULDNT BE FURTHER FROM FAGGOT STRIVER POORDOM!!!

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!! MAY THE AMA FOREVER PROTECT YOUR RIGHTFUL POSITION IN THE UPPER MIDDLE CLASS!!!

AND IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, YOU MAY ACHIEVE THE TRULY EXCEPTIONAL FEAT OF A TRUE RAGS TO RICHES RISE IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21457764)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: ocher aphrodisiac useless brakes

ty thanks

yea i just wanted to point out that some people are just from families that are poor/shitty through no fault of their own (like recent immigrants or something) but they go to college and grad school and get good jobs. my high school was FULL of asian recent immigrants so i know tons of people who parents like worked at a chinese restaurant as a waiter and they're a CPA or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21457786)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:53 AM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

BROTHER PERHAPS YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED!!!

THOSE RECENT ASIAN IMMIGRANTS FROM RESTAURANT WORKING FAMILIES GETTING THEIR CPAS ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY SHOULD BE!!!

IT IS THE "FREE-THINKING" ASIAN IMMIGRANT KID FROM THE SAME BACKGROUND WHO DECIDES THAT INDEED HE HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO BECOME A TENURED PROFESSOR OF ANTHROPOLOGY THAT IS THE FAGGOT STRIVER POOR DESERVING OF RIDICULE AND SCORN!!!

THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF YOUR BIRTH ARE NEVER YOUR FAULT!!! BUT IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO RISE IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012, YOU WOULD BE A FOOL NOT TO TAKE THEM INTO ACCOUNT WHEN SELECTING A CAREER PATH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21457829)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: ocher aphrodisiac useless brakes

so youre saying that if youre poor you should pick a "practical", lucrative career and only rich kids should go to art school and get PhDs in south asian history and stuff? yea i guess that makes sense. the poor people i know who did stuff like this are pretty fucked (they have to go home and/or work at chilis and stuff), whereas the rich kids just continue to be supported by their parents who pay for their nice apartments when they're unable to find a teaching position in african art or whatever. i was just responding to what you said about grad school in the op and also your point that it takes multiple generations to make huge jumps in economic class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21457870)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

EXACTLY BROTHER!!!

AND IN THE VAST MAJORITY OF CASES, IT DOES TAKE MULTIPLE GENERATIONS TO MAKE A HUGE JUMP IN ECONOMIC CLASS!!!

YOU ARE A SPECIAL CASE AND I WISH YOU WELL!!!

COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS THAT YOU WERE NOT INFECTED WITH THE DISEASE OF FAGGOT STRIVING!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21457913)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:06 PM
Author: ocher aphrodisiac useless brakes

aww thanks hahaurfucked! keep fighting the good fight... you should have your own late-night infomercial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21457925)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:18 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21458028)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Talented walnut abode

Your parents were artificially held back, and you're being artificially pushed forward. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21458287)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Chrome Excitant Sandwich Home

underrated 180

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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:11 PM
Author: comical lilac institution

credited.

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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:30 PM
Author: Chrome Excitant Sandwich Home

"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, but he turned it down and requested less so that his children would still qualify for food stamps."

HOLY FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438294)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:33 PM
Author: Pea-brained stage gunner

5k/course is good coin for an adjunct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438321)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:42 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

IMAGINE HOW PATHETIC THAT EXISTENCE IS THOUGH!!!

NO INCOME STABILITY, NO BENEFITS, NO PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT, NO OPPORTUNITY FOR ADVANCEMENT, AND NO OFFICE!!!

GROVELING AT THE FEET OF FAGGOT BOOMER ADMINISTRATORS EVERY SEMESTER FOR A NEW "CONTRACT" AND MAYBE A "COLA INCREASE!!!"

JUST A HOPELESS, DIGNITY-FREE LIFE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438384)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:45 PM
Author: Pea-brained stage gunner



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:18 AM
Author: Avocado people who are hurt

brother, you haven't ceased spouting the truth yet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21457625)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:47 AM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21457782)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: Low-t thriller national halford

These are the people who were 100% ready to fall in line for “COVID” restrictions

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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Chrome Excitant Sandwich Home

"My father, the first person in his family to go to college, tries to tell me my degree has value. "Our family came here with nothing," he says of my great-grandparents, who fled Poland a century ago. "Do you know how incredible it is that you did this, how proud they would be?"

And my heart broke a little when he said that, because his illusion is so touching - so revealing of the values of his generation, and so alien to the experience of mine."

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438329)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:37 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

YES IT IS HEARTBREAKING, BUT THIS IS THE NEW REALITY AND NONE OF US POASTING HERE NOR THAT CHICK LAMENTING HER NEWLY-DISCOVERED WORKING CLASS HAND-TO-MOUTH EXISTENCE CAN DO ANYTHING TO CHANGE IT

FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GHETTO!!!

WE CAN ONLY REMAIN VIGILANT AND PROFIT WHEREVER THE OPPORTUNITY PRESENTS ITSELF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438346)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Bateful trump supporter dilemma

"FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GHETTO!!!"

genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438365)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:20 AM
Author: Avocado people who are hurt



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:41 PM
Author: Chrome Excitant Sandwich Home

hilarious

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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic Stain Mood

Lol

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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:47 PM
Author: Vivacious corn cake giraffe

why doesn't this idiot just get a job in IT? at this point she might as well do some masters in MIS at a local TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438427)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:49 PM
Author: Pea-brained stage gunner

Um, she's scholar bro. That's beneath her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438445)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

EXACTLY BROTHER!!!

TIME IN THE LIBERAL ARTS ECHO CHAMBER RUINS SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE IQ PROLE BACKGROUND INDIVIDUALS!!!

THEY START TO THINK THAT THEY ACTUALLY BELONG!!! THAT THEIR LIFELONG DREAM OF READING THE GREAT BOOKS TO BRIGHT EYED YOUNG UNDERGRADUATES ON A BEAUTIFUL LEAFY QUAD IS TRULY THEIR DESTINY!!!

AND EVEN WHEN THEY'RE AT THE END OF THE LINE, THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN TUITION, UNFUNDED RESEARCH EXPENSES AND OPPORTUNITY COST DOWN THE DRAIN, THEY DOUBLE DOWN AND THINK - BUT I WORKED SO HARD FOR THE DEGREE!!! SURELY THERE IS A POSITION FOR ME SOMEWHERE!!! I NEED ONLY CONTINUE SHELLING OUT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO ATTEND CONFERENCES AND MY SPARKLING PERSONALITY WILL COME THROUGH AND I WILL BE HIRED INTO THE ENGLISH LITERATURE DEPARTMENT AT CAL STATE LONG BEACH!!!

BUT REAL LIFE IS A CRUEL MASTER!!! AND YET, YEAR AFTER YEAR, THEY TAKE THEIR UNPAID "LEAVE OF ABSENCE" FROM THEIR PATHETIC "JOBS" AT BARNES AND NOBLE (OR EVEN BETTER, A LOCAL "INDIE" BOOKSTORE) AND TREK CROSS-COUNTRY TO KEEP THAT SLIM, FLICKERING FLAME OF HOPE OF A "SCHOLARLY LIFE" ALIVE!!!

THIS PATHETIC SAGA IS PLAYING OUT AT EVERY COFFEESHOP, BOOKSTORE, MICROBREWERY AND "SHABBY CHIC" RESTAURANT NEAR YOU!!!

AND EVERY YEAR, WHEN THEY RETURN WITH NO OFFER IN HAND, NO FAT PACKET DETAILING THEIR HEALTH PLAN AND RETIREMENT PACKAGE IN THE MAIL, AND SEVERAL THOUSAND ADDITIONAL DOLLARS IN CREDIT CARD DEBT, THEY TELL THEMSELVES "WELL THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR!!!"

REMEMBER BROTHERS!!! THERE IS NO NEXT YEAR!!!

THERE IS ONLY AMERICA IN 2012!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438725)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:23 PM
Author: Chrome Excitant Sandwich Home

titcr

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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Pea-brained stage gunner

COT DAMN, You're on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438780)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: dead hell

180

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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:09 AM
Author: Exciting brilliant trailer park

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21441089)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 7:01 AM
Author: mind-boggling ebony crackhouse

"There is no next year." BRILLIANT

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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:42 AM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

THE WORST IS WHEN ONE OF THESE DEBT ZOMBIES TELLS YOU THAT "ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME" BEFORE THERE IS A WAVE OF RETIREMENTS OF BOOMERS ACROSS ACADEMIA, THEREBY "OPENING UP SLOTS" FOR THEIR SORRY ASSES!!!

PROTIP: THERE IS NOWHERE FOR A FAGGOT BOOMER LIBERAL ARTS PROFESSOR TO GO IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012!!! THEY WILL CLUTCH THEIR TENURED FACULTY POSITIONS WITH A DEATH GRIP UNTIL THEIR LAST BREATHS!!!

AND WHEN THESE FUCKING SCUM FINALLY PERISH, THERE WILL BE NO REPLACEMENTS HIRED FOR THEIR POSITIONS!!! THERE WILL BE NO MORE TENURED PROFESSORS OF ANTHROPOLOGY AT FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY!!! JUST 10 IDIOT FAGGOT STRIVER POOR MILLENIAL ADJUNCTS FOR $1000 A SEMESTER HIRED IN THEIR PLACE!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21441974)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: Azure Mexican Laser Beams

CR

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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:58 PM
Author: boyish state

ha ha ha / oh wow

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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:11 PM
Author: comical lilac institution

Oh, and just to add a little more flavor to this whole story, a former Tallahassee resident wrote in to explain that Floyd's is a bar that is housed "in mini-mall next to a bowling alley and (I swear to god) the florida state anthropology department." Yes, the anthropology department at Flordia State University is in a strip mall.

http://deadspin.com/5086392/the-seminoles-vs-the-sigmas-a-blow+by+blow-account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21467395)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:38 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

LOL BROTHER THIS IS 180 MATERIAL!!!

FLORIDA STATE IS EVEN MORE OF A FESTERING TTT THAN I EVER THOUGHT!!!

IMAGINE THE TRAVAILS OF A $1000 / SEMESTER ADJUNCT PROFESSOR OF ANTHROPOLOGY AT FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY!!! ROLLING UP TO THEIR STRIP MALL "CURRICULUM DISSEMINATION CENTER" IN A MOTHERFUCKING 1992 FORD ESCORT WITH BAD BRAKES AND A PASSENGER DOOR THAT ONLY OPENS FROM THE INSIDE, LITTERED WITH UNGRADED PAPERS, FAST FOOD WRAPPERS AND HALF-COMPLETED APPLICATIONS FOR PART-TIME CASHIER JOBS AT THE LOCAL BIG BOX RETAILERS!!!

UNBELIEVABLE GUTTER SHIT!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21467608)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: comical lilac institution

I could not be happier than to contribute in a small way to your ongoing string of 180 posts. Thank you, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21655946)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: filthy aromatic den bbw



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: opaque candlestick maker

cr

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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: crusty garrison

JFC

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Date: August 28th, 2012 8:30 PM
Author: Sienna disrespectful striped hyena



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:16 PM
Author: dead hell

contender for poast of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21455205)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT WHEN I MAKE TIME FOR IT I MAKE SURE XO GETS THE BEST!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21455964)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:17 AM
Author: Avocado people who are hurt



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Avocado people who are hurt

LOL WOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21457650)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 1:41 PM
Author: dead hell



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 11:51 PM
Author: dead hell



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: contagious indian lodge

Wow

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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: contagious indian lodge



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Date: November 10th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: brindle razzle-dazzle immigrant library

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#29152230)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:31 PM
Author: Abusive Gaming Laptop Kitchen

It's great to see you're back and thank you so much for your intellectual philanthropy. We are not worthy of your earnest maxims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438846)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:34 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK!!!

IN FIGHTING SHAPE FOR THE SEASON!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438873)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Abusive Gaming Laptop Kitchen

you're doing God's work bro

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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:40 PM
Author: Trip Carmine Market Pocket Flask

fuck, you need a website and a larger platform. you could be huge. I could see you running the gamut of talk shows and writing books. Destroying people on Real Time with Bill Maher, laughing with Colbert, getting lisp spit on you from Chris Matthews. The world could be yours to change!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438930)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:46 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

BROTHER I APPRECIATE IT!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438976)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:10 PM
Author: Chrome Excitant Sandwich Home



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:42 PM
Author: claret godawful cumskin death wish

with the new mods and new jerb, i am prolly no longer poasting, but have to shout out the king of OFFICE CALISTHENICS. GOTTA GET THAT PUMP.

HINDU SQUATS!

PUSHUPS WITH MY TIE IN MY SHIRT LIKE WHAT?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438947)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

LOL HINDU SQUATS!!!!!

FROM SLUMDOG TO SUPERMAN!!!!!

KEEP IT THORO IN THE STREETS AND GET DAT PAPER UP!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438997)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: claret godawful cumskin death wish

resistance bands in the office closet. can't have colleagues and clients not see me all swoll. Halps dat PAPER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21439080)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:00 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

MOST DEFINITELY FAM!!!

LIKE I ALWAYS SAY: NO JOBS FOR SLOBS!!!

OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!

AMERICA IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21439129)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: claret godawful cumskin death wish

ROFLNIFICENT!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21439144)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: titillating shimmering keepsake machete nibblets

so help me god i am crying so hard at this magnificent specimen of a subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21442292)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:34 AM
Author: magical crimson associate

...



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: Chrome Excitant Sandwich Home

"OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!"

Ohhh, man. ROFLCOPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21467405)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: citrine roast beef base

OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#32080412)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 1:08 PM
Author: Low-t thriller national halford

Unacceptable fatphobia

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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling ebony crackhouse

brutal, yet spot on.

my idiot family lost their entire fortune in the great depression and it's been small steps each and every generation

i've gone a bit further than my parents, and they a bit further than theirs

but ill never reach DAT ELITE STATUS in my lifetime

maybe in 2-3 generations if the momentum continues

fuck this gay earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21438995)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:57 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

BROTHER I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FAMILY'S FALL FROM GREATNESS

BUT YOU CAN BE THE ONE TO RESTORE YOUR FAMILY TO ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE!!!

LET THE FAILURE OF YOUR ANCESTORS BE A WARNING TO YOU: STACK DAT PAPER AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!!

WHEN THE PANIC HITS, SWOOP AND SNATCH!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN THE MEANTIME BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21439095)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling ebony crackhouse

you are probably the best poaster i've ever seen

keep fighting the good fight brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21439145)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

I WILL FIGHT UNTIL MY DYING DAY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21439153)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:26 AM
Author: Avocado people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21457673)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: dead hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21439185)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:31 PM
Author: Beta Doobsian Cuckoldry

"AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!! "

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21443600)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: dead hell

Brother you could make 50 threads per day and it wouldn't get old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21439008)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:57 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21439099)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Plaza

Frog and Toad strike at the pedophile BLP, then melt into the shadows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#36574011)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:53 PM
Author: autistic drab sneaky criminal yarmulke

don't let this thread die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21439060)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:14 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

NEVER, BROTHER!!!

NEVER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21439270)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:54 PM
Author: Abusive Gaming Laptop Kitchen

oh what a timeless message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21439072)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: fishy gas station



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: mahogany arousing theater stage



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Date: August 28th, 2012 1:40 AM
Author: Abusive Gaming Laptop Kitchen



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Orchid Pervert



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: hideous dysfunction

Law adjuncts always have another job or have some other means of support (ie retired or married to someone wealthy). UGs, normally bad ones, abuse adjuncts in non-practical subjects by making it a "career" to teach a half a dozen classes a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21441166)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:48 AM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

BROTHER THIS MAY BE TRUE, BUT DO YOU FORESEE MANY OF TODAY'S MEDIOCRE FEMALE PHD HOLDERS IN THE HUMANITIES LANDING WEALTHY HUSBANDS???

MAYBE IN YEARS PAST, WITH LOWER (OR NONEXISTENT) DEBT LOADS AND A STILL-CHEERY DISPOSITION DUE TO GENERAL AVAILABILITY OF EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES AND A FAMILY ECONOMICALLY ABLE TO SUPPORT THEM IN THEIR HUNT FOR SAID EMPLOYMENT

BUT NOW??? IN DEBT UP TO THEIR EYEBALLS?? WITH NO FAMILY MONEY FORTHCOMING??? STILL ROLLING AROUND IN THEIR 1995 VW JETTA FROM HIGH SCHOOL??? AND MAD AS FUCK BECAUSE OF THE UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS OF CAREER AND FINANCIAL SUCCESS FED TO THEM SINCE BIRTH??? GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21442001)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:15 PM
Author: Chrome Excitant Sandwich Home

"GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!"

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21467435)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:54 AM
Author: vermilion internet-worthy senate main people

A copy of this thread needs to be sent to every high school guidance counselor in America.

This tweetblog will give you a neverending stream of 180s, but this world NEEDS you. You need a talk-radio show or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21441286)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:51 AM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

BROTHER MY MESSAGE MAY HAVE BEEN TOLERATED PUBLICLY IN THE AMERICA OF 30 OR 40 YEARS AGO, WHEN THE PEOPLE WERE MATURE ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THE BASIC FACTS OF LIFE

NOW??? COME ON NOW WE KNOW IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 THERE IS NOTHING MORE EVIL AND MEAN-SPIRITED THAN TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY STRING TOGETHER TWO SENTENCES THAT HE ISN'T "COLLEGE MATERIAL"!!!

AND SO THE BEAT GOES ON!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21442024)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Narrow-minded irate lodge codepig

TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY STRING TOGETHER TWO SENTENCES THAT HE ISN'T "COLLEGE MATERIAL"!!!

Actual lol at that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21442051)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: milky set multi-billionaire

So damn true. In today's world, no one is dumb; they're just special. No one is fat or overweight; they suffer from a disease (seriously there is a "fat acceptance" movement). You say one bad thing about anyone, and you're a terrible human being. Politically correct folks took this whole "all men created equal" business a bit too far...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21453203)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:16 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

BROTHER AND IM NOT EVEN LOOKING TO DENIGRATE MOTHERFUCKERS, ONLY TO FIND THEM CAREER TRACKS AND VOCATIONS APPROPRIATE FOR WHATEVER IT IS THAT THEY BRING TO THE TABLE!!!

870 SAT MOTHERFUCKERS CAN STILL FRAME A HOUSE, WELD A JOINT OR MAINTAIN MACHINERY!!!

ALL OF THOSE VOCATIONS PAY MIDDLE CLASS WAGES AND DONT REQUIRE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN NON-DISCHARGABLE DEBT AND OPPORTUNITY COSTS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21454429)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: fishy gas station



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:56 AM
Author: Exciting brilliant trailer park



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Date: August 28th, 2012 7:11 AM
Author: bearded chapel

you're so mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21441468)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:53 AM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

JUST BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!!

STRIVING IS A DISEASE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21442036)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:11 AM
Author: plum therapy coffee pot

$2100 per course-that's crazy

these people should just get jobs in a public school system with a union-no need to research, tenure after a few years, more money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21442115)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:20 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

MY BROTHER THIS SOBER, RESPONSIBLE AND CREDITED APPROACH TO LIFE WILL NEVER BE ATTEMPTED BY THESE FAGGOT STRIVER POORS!!!

FROM BIRTH THEY HAVE BEEN TOLD BY EVERYONE AROUND THEM THAT THEY CAN AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!! REGARDLESS OF THEIR SIMPLY ABOVE-AVERAGE NATIVE INTELLIGENCE, LACK OF CONNECTIONS AND PATHETIC FAMILY "WEALTH" THAT USUALLY CONSISTS OF A COUPLE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN SOME POORLY MANAGED MUTUAL FUNDS AND AN UNDERWATER SUBURBAN TRACT HOME!!!

ADMITTING TO THEMSELVES THAT THEY ARE MERELY ABOVE AVERAGE, NOTHING SPECIAL, AND THAT THE PROPER PATH FOR THEM IS TO FALL IN LINE WITH THE FACELESS MASS OF TENURED PUBLIC SCHOOLTEACHERS GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING THEY HAVE EVERY BEEN TOLD AND EVERYTHING THEY BELIEVE ABOUT THEMSELVES!!!

ONCE A FAGGOT STRIVER POOR BEGINS THE JOURNEY DOWN THE NAVEL-GAZING LIBERAL ARTS GRADUATE SCHOOL PATH, THE ONLY RESULTS CAN BE WINNING THE LOTTERY (TENURED FACULTY POSITION AT A UNIVERSITY) OR ABJECT PROFESSIONAL AND PERSONAL FAILURE MANIFESTED IN LACKSADAISACAL PULLS OF THE ESPRESSO MACHINE AT YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT COFFEE SHOP!!!

ONCE THEY HAVE SEEN THE GLORY AND SPLENDOR OF THE FAGGOT BOOMER TENURED FACULTY THEY SO DESPERATELY HOPE TO JOIN, ANYTHING LESS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!

AND SO THEY TRY, TRY, TRY AGAIN, TRY UNTIL THEY ARE IN THEIR MID-40S AND ALL OPPORTUNITIES TO SALVAGE WHAT LITTLE REMAINS OF THEIR PATHETIC LIVES HAVE DISAPPEARED!!!

PICK ANY MAJOR METROPOLITAN AREA IN THESE HERE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND YOU WILL FIND THESE POOR SOULS!!!

THE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE LEGION!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21443141)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:16 PM
Author: Wine genital piercing parlor

Bravo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21470088)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21470292)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: filthy aromatic den bbw

I fucking laughed out loud at the espresso machine line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#34317951)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:39 AM
Author: titillating shimmering keepsake machete nibblets

"Education has always been about one thing : churning out sheep so the rich can get richer. It takes about 15 years to totally break somebody's will and that is the length of time of the education system in the West."

LOL at this freeper bullshit

as an aside COT DAMN MAN WHERE U BEEN I MISSED YOUR COCK INSIDE AMERICA'S ASSHOLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21442269)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

BROTHER I HAVE BEEN STACKIN DAT PAPER!!!

REMEMBER THAT POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST!!!

GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21443088)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: Azure Mexican Laser Beams

"My friend is an adjunct. She has a PhD in anthropology and teaches at a university, where she is paid $2100 per course"

"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, but he turned it down and requested less so that his children would still qualify for food stamps."

holy fucking shit boomers.

And we wonder why education is shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21443215)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:35 PM
Author: Fighting scarlet karate trust fund

The only irony is that the vasTTT majority of XOXO poasters fall into the "fuct" category.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21443222)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

BROTHER THIS IS WHY I BRING MY MESSAGE TO THE CITIZENS OF XO!!!

IT ISNT TOO LATE!!! GET A SKILL AND GET TO MOTHERFUCKING WORK!!!

STACK DAT PAPER AND LAUGH AT THE FAGGOT STRIVER POORS GETTING CUT DOWN BY THE HEARTLESS SCYTHE OF THE ELITE PROFESSIONS!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN 2012 BROTHERS!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21443249)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:49 PM
Author: Fighting scarlet karate trust fund

It's just amusing to see that the very individuals falling into the "fuct" category are pretending that they are in fact, a part of the "in" crowd.

It's like a TTT degree holder laughing at other TTT degree holders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21443278)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:37 AM
Author: Fighting scarlet karate trust fund



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: Fighting scarlet karate trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21458070)



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Date: September 4th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Fighting scarlet karate trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21494275)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 8:54 PM
Author: spectacular misunderstood whorehouse

brother you are fucking WISE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21453701)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21454383)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: Azure Mexican Laser Beams

Even law, once a safety net for American strivers, is now a profession where jobs pay as little as $10,000 a year - unfeasible for all but the wealthy, and devastating for those who have invested more than $100,000 into their degrees. One after another, the occupations that shape American society are becoming impossible for all but the most elite to enter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21443232)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

BROTHER NOW YOU HAVE THE INFORMATION!!!

TIME TO GET THE TOOLS, AND THEN YOU CAN PROFIT HANDSOMELY!!!

CHASE PAPER NOT PRESTIGE!!!

GET DEM DOLLAZ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21443260)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 5:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling ebony crackhouse

So fucking true, and so fucking sad

This country smokes dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21444468)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:55 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

BROTHER I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN AT JUST HOW FAR DOWN THE TOILET OUR ONCE GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAS GONE!!!

BUT IT IS OUR REALITY TODAY AND WE MUST ADJUST, ADAPT AND REORDER OUR ACTIVITIES SO THAT WE MAY STILL PROSPER!!!

PERHAPS FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL HAVE THE WHEREWITHAL TO REPAIR OUR ONCE MIGHTY REPUBLIC!!!

BUT FOR NOW...WE MUST STACK THAT PAPER!!!

STAY VIGILANT IN 2012!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21447164)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: titillating shimmering keepsake machete nibblets

180 use of "wherewithal" in a fully caps-locked cruise control cool poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21447364)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21447421)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 5:12 PM
Author: Fighting scarlet karate trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21444409)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 8:17 PM
Author: Narrow-minded irate lodge codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21445516)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse circlehead

you're like the xoxo version of Zyzz.

Inspiring.

Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21447291)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21447333)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: supple international law enforcement agency brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21447588)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Beta Doobsian Cuckoldry

What is your stance on being an adjuct professor for a For-Profit University as supplemental income?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21452088)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Fighting scarlet karate trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21452536)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 8:45 PM
Author: fishy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21453648)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:18 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

BROTHER IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 ANYTHING THAT BRINGS IN DAT HARD CURRENCY AND DOESNT GET YOU LOCKED UP IS FAIR GAME!!!

IF YOU GOT TIME AND THEY GOT DOLLAZ THEN MAKE THE TRADE!!!

PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OUT OF THE QUARTER TO SCHOOL THE BRIGHTEST OF YOUR STUDENTS ON THE NEW REALITY OF AMERICA IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21454454)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Beta Doobsian Cuckoldry

"PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OUT OF THE QUARTER TO SCHOOL THE BRIGHTEST OF YOUR STUDENTS ON THE NEW REALITY OF AMERICA IN 2012!!!"

DESCRIBE

Because I am fighting my guilty conscience every time I cash one of their checks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21455120)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

BROTHER IT CAN BE AS SIMPLE AS INVITING THE 2 OR 3 NON MOUTHBREATHING STUDENTS IN YOUR COURSE TO COFFEE, ASKING THEM ABOUT THEIR CAREER AND LIFE GOALS, AND NUDGING THEM ALONG A PATH THAT WILL BE FAR LESS DAMAGING TO THEIR FINANCIAL AND PROFESSIONAL HEALTH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21455952)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: Avocado people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21457702)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: vigorous forum reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21454389)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Cocky native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21455126)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: ocher aphrodisiac useless brakes

hi hahaurfucked!

wish me luck on the mcat so you won't be writing about me in 4 years!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21457646)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:22 AM
Author: aqua lettuce

u'll need it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21457656)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: ocher aphrodisiac useless brakes

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21457680)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:47 AM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!!

GET DAT ROAD AND STACK DEM DOLLAZ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21457777)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:30 AM
Author: magical crimson associate

Holy Fucking Shit.

I have not laughed this heartily or this consistently at a poast in YEARS.

180 BROTHER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21457693)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21457784)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: magical crimson associate

BROTHER YOU LITERALLY HAD ME IN TEARS FOR THE ENTIRE THREAD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21457805)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Avocado people who are hurt

brother, thank you for all you have given in this thread, brother. Keep fighting the good fight!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21457980)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:19 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

IT IS HARD WORK BUT THE TRUTH MUST BE SET FREE!!!

AS ALWAYS, SEND ALONG ANY AND ALL FRESH TALES OF WOE!!!

IN THE MEANTIME, STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21458037)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Avocado people who are hurt

always, brother my brother!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21467643)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:29 PM
Author: Exciting brilliant trailer park

*Thread receives UNESCO World Heritage Site recognition*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21458103)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

STREETS NEED ME!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21585127)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Slap-happy stage gay wizard

Is there any dispute at this point that HHUF is the #1 poaster here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21458372)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: ocher aphrodisiac useless brakes

no hes awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21459263)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

THANK YOU BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21467203)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:01 PM
Author: Chrome Excitant Sandwich Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21467333)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:50 PM
Author: hot canary selfie

I gotta agree with the OP. My sister is about to graduate with a useless PhD in the humanities this year. It has taken her north of 5 years to get it. The only way she has been able to live is because my folks got loot. No loans no nothing. Her job prospects are terrible but it doesn't matter cuz my parents will provide for her. She just wants to be able to attend cocktail parties and start off sentences by saying oh while when i got my PhD from dat ivy league school....

My guess is she will never actually get a real job but just coast off my parents. It may not be fair, but life isn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21467691)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:01 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

YOUR SISTER IS BENEFITING FROM THE HARD WORK AND SHREWD MONEY MANAGEMENT OF YOUR ANCESTORS!!!

THIS IS THE ONLY SITUATION IN WHICH BECOMING A FULL FLEDGED FAGGOT STRIVER IS ACCEPTABLE!!!

FOR THE REST, IT IS AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21470002)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: lascivious turquoise police squad background story

A PhD in the humanities in only 5 years? Absolutely unheard of. And she didn't have a tuition waiver and stipend?

sounds like BS bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21480780)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: hot canary selfie

I said north of 5 years. She had a tuition waiver and stipend but that doesn't cover living expenses (car, apartment, going out, etc). My folks paid her cell phone bill and everything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21485472)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:10 PM
Author: brass cruise ship tank

180, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21470055)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21470075)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:18 PM
Author: appetizing point

HAHAURFUCKED remains a lodestar of truth amidst the dead boomer saharas of what used to be the american economy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21470093)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:45 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

OUR NATION IS IN A SORRY STATE!!! I WISH IT WERE NOT THE CASE BUT IT WOULD BE IRRESPONSIBLE TO TELL THE PEOPLE ANY DIFFERENTLY!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21470268)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:20 PM
Author: heady amber shitlib depressive

HAHAURFUCKED - I left law school, and your posting played a major role in my decision. Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21470101)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

BROTHER YOUR REJECTION OF FAGGOT STRIVING, DEBT SLAVERY AND IMPOTENT BLEATING BRINGS ME GREAT JOY!!!

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED IN WHATEVER PATH YOU HAVE CHOSEN!!!

STACK DAT PAPER AND STAY VIGILANT!!! YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO RISE WILL COME SOON ENOUGH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21470284)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 10:53 AM
Author: wonderful school cafeteria

"impotent bleating" = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#22809191)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Cheese-eating resort filthpig

thread title is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21470300)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

BROTHER THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO MY ORIGINAL DISCUSSION OF THE ADJUNCT PROFESSOR "LIFESTYLE"!!!

THE TRUTH IS SHOCKING!!!

LINK BELOW BROTHER!!!

http://lsd.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1323569&mc=89&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3cf130ce0df27de391e32ebb54ca1039

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21470345)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: copper parlour mother

ELECTRONIC BOOGALOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#27255166)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 12:12 PM
Author: Avocado people who are hurt

LABOR DAY WEEKEND BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21479429)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 10:51 PM
Author: mint turdskin public bath

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

I HAVE SPENT THE DAY ENJOYING THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR!!!

I SHALL CONTINUE TO DO SO TOMORROW!!!

LET THIS HOLIDAY WEEKEND BE A REMINDER TO ALL THOSE WHO WOULD BE TEMPTED BY FAGGOT STRIVERY!!! NO MAN NOT BORN TO THE MANOR RISES WITHOUT TOIL, DETERMINATION AND HUMILITY!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21483698)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Stirring Magenta Famous Landscape Painting Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#32080366)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: nudist half-breed

so much win in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21655865)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: tan territorial cuckold church building

I stand slack-jawed at the brilliance displayed in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#21655952)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: dead hell

*HAHAURFUCKED posthumously awarded Nobel literature prize for this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#22809297)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone 180 orchestra pit athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#25796435)



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Date: March 15th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: concupiscible volcanic crater

this is the greatest thing i have ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#22821661)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: primrose house goyim

Got my hopes up he was back.

I never would have gotten hooked on this shitbort if not for HHUF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#25796464)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone 180 orchestra pit athletic conference

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#25796470)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: primrose house goyim

As 485838175959 as HALFORD is, HAHAURFUCKED will always be the GOAT for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#25804861)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: flesh big church jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#25796485)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: cerise round eye

THE BEST.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#25804685)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: vibrant sexy tanning salon mad-dog skullcap

Wow, this thread will save my life. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#25804942)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Twisted Property Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#26840745)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Curious quadroon



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Date: December 28th, 2014 8:35 PM
Author: razzle sable range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#27013490)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 10:42 PM
Author: Floppy Federal Spot Digit Ratio

It took me two years to fully internalize this, but I am so glad I saw the light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#27014427)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Avocado people who are hurt

FUKKING EPIC BUMP INTO THE YEAR 2015, Iibs FURIOUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#27028314)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Charismatic Angry New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#27028319)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 9:44 AM
Author: mind-boggling ebony crackhouse

Still one of the GOAT threads of xo

happy new year, faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#27029838)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: red station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#27030063)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: red station

never forget.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#27255044)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Startled site blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#27255110)



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Date: February 15th, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: Sienna disrespectful striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#27321317)



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Date: February 15th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Charismatic Angry New Version

every single one of my quasi smart ARE COUNTRY students (especially those who have returned to school in their 30s) wants a PhD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#27321331)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: copper parlour mother

Woke up this morning thinking of this thread title and lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#27807113)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 1:34 AM
Author: Dull fat ankles kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#28433176)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: copper parlour mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#28804664)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: galvanic effete foreskin

OP still my GOAT poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#28804736)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: confused menage

poast for poast undisputed goat poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#28804805)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: galvanic effete foreskin

I don't know if there is a close #2...UNCLE RUSLAN? who, for the fuck we know, may be HAHAURFUCKED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#28804943)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: confused menage

i guess you could make a perverse case for trustafarian, but depends on how much he poasted before his infamous poast and how shock value counts for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#28804953)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: galvanic effete foreskin

I forget his debacle. fuaaaark.

btw...I still refer to JAPANESE FACTORY WORKER CALISTHENICS IRL. At one point, he linked to doods doing hindu squats and jumping jacks in hard hats in Japan as a reference. it's lols me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#28804961)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: confused menage

i missed that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#28804965)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: multi-colored ultramarine shrine sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#32080392)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: erotic field hominid

*Falls to knees a la Sean Penn in Tree of Life*

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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: Balding Office



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Date: October 18th, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: talking mad cow disease



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Stirring Magenta Famous Landscape Painting Water Buffalo

poasting has an opportunity cost

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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: silver electric ceo

his words echo through eternity

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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:13 PM
Author: Stirring Magenta Famous Landscape Painting Water Buffalo



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:03 PM
Author: Stimulating maroon ticket booth pozpig

I thought that Al Jazeera USA shithole was closing down

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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: fuchsia antidepressant drug

'tis.

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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: infuriating national security agency



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Date: April 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Gay nofapping brunch cuck



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Date: April 13th, 2016 2:10 PM
Author: buck-toothed hospital

Please cum back

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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:14 PM
Author: glassy liquid oxygen

x2 - loved this poster.

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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:25 PM
Author: Khaki odious toaster fanboi

All time great

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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:25 PM
Author: Nighttime corner weed whacker

it was Don Jr

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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:06 AM
Author: multi-colored ultramarine shrine sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:15 AM
Author: ruby cracking meetinghouse

damn, so many old monikers I thought I was reading an archived thread for a sec. amazing there are some bumpable HAHAURFUCKED threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#32254071)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:22 AM
Author: multi-colored ultramarine shrine sweet tailpipe

He resurfaced in summer 2012 claiming he'd be poasting often but aside from 2-3 beautiful vicious takedowns it was all a big tease :(

If not for HHUF threads I would have left XO after a few visits in 2011 and never looked back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#32254080)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 3:12 PM
Author: citrine roast beef base

poasting has an opportunity cost, brother

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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: adventurous boistinker preventive strike

lmao adjuncts you're all going to die

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Date: December 29th, 2016 8:22 AM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse circlehead

HHUF might have been a cyborg sent from the future to help guide us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#32254144)



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Date: June 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling ebony crackhouse



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: aggressive slimy patrolman



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: umber diverse address azn

can't stop laughing at this thread

truly incredible scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#34099472)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:39 AM
Author: multi-colored ultramarine shrine sweet tailpipe



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: laughsome impressive temple



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: provocative drunken step-uncle's house boiling water

HAHAURFUCKED was a boart treasure

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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed voyeur

his insights now would be appreciated. he was great. GOAT POTUS still imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#34317959)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:08 AM
Author: fantasy-prone disgusting pit



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Date: August 2nd, 2023 2:59 AM
Author: Twisted Property Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Bespoke self-absorbed university

2017 update: van dwelling, trick turning

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/28/adjunct-professors-homeless-sex-work-academia-poverty

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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: umber diverse address azn



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: copper parlour mother

haha wow holy shit

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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling ebony crackhouse

Holy fuck lmao

Reminder: debt = poison. Low/no debt. Low monthly nut to cover. Passive income.

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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:29 AM
Author: Gay nofapping brunch cuck



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:07 AM
Author: pungent sex offender



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Date: August 7th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: copper parlour mother



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 4:28 PM
Author: Khaki odious toaster fanboi



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Date: July 24th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: umber diverse address azn



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Date: July 24th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: Startled site blood rage



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Date: August 1st, 2019 12:29 AM
Author: Twinkling piazza faggotry

Amazing thread. Wherever this dude is, I hope he is stackin dat paper!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#38621045)



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Date: August 25th, 2019 6:12 PM
Author: Motley Toilet Seat Newt

Every time I feel shitty about wagecucking I read this thread. It has helped me tremendously over the years. TY, HHUF, wherever you are. TYVM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2).#38740584)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: non-physical computer



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Date: October 16th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: demanding legend deer antler



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Date: March 5th, 2020 8:34 PM
Author: saffron stead mental disorder



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Date: March 5th, 2020 8:55 PM
Author: spruce prole



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:26 AM
Author: indigo beady-eyed windowlicker indirect expression



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Date: May 1st, 2020 1:34 AM
Author: violet swashbuckling space regret



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:09 AM
Author: glassy liquid oxygen



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Date: July 11th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: glassy liquid oxygen



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Date: December 7th, 2020 9:50 PM
Author: Racy box office legal warrant



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Date: June 8th, 2021 5:14 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good theater nowag



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Date: December 15th, 2021 11:27 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good theater nowag



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Date: March 14th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: Dark lay really tough guy



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Date: March 14th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author: iridescent razzmatazz hissy fit personal credit line

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Date: January 8th, 2023 7:17 PM
Author: Pink rehab



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Date: January 8th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: filthy aromatic den bbw

I love these threads

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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: Pink rehab

HARAURFUCKED was a bort treasure

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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: Pink rehab

HARAURFUCKED was a bort treasure

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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: Tantric Locus Degenerate

180 bump

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Date: August 27th, 2023 5:46 PM
Author: Pink rehab



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Author: filthy aromatic den bbw



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