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Saw a strange thing with a criminal defendant in court today

He was arrested after stealing a bunch of candy bars from Wa...
scholarship
  05/16/25
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scholarship
  05/16/25
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88022
  05/16/25
When asked how he was apprehended by a fat, out of shape cop...
Pierbattista Pizzaballa
  05/16/25
He took off running and didn’t get two feet
scholarship
  05/16/25


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Date: May 16th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: scholarship

He was arrested after stealing a bunch of candy bars from Walmart and trying to run away but he was easily chased down by this big fat cop which was weird. They walk him into court today from the jail in chains and flip flops and I look down and this dude has no toes. Zero toes at all.

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Date: May 16th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: scholarship



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Date: May 16th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: 88022



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Date: May 16th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa

When asked how he was apprehended by a fat, out of shape cop, the suspect replied, “I’m stumped.”

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Date: May 16th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: scholarship

He took off running and didn’t get two feet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725938&forum_id=2).#48938172)