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Accidentally swallowed my lower retainer Sunday and needed emergency surgery

Let me start by saying this is not flame. Got braces off ...
Ruddy locus
  07/17/25
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stirring base
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Ruddy locus
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Vermilion private investor site
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Ruddy locus
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Pink jewess degenerate
  07/17/25
increduble
Vermilion private investor site
  07/17/25
Not flame: https://ibb.co/nMk107Dp https://ibb.co/zV0fdj...
Ruddy locus
  07/18/25
Are you a great big fat person?
flickering hell prole
  07/18/25
Nah
Ruddy locus
  07/18/25
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Canary laughsome kitchen double fault
  07/18/25
Incredible jaw
Charismatic Sandwich Incel
  07/18/25
Ty
Ruddy locus
  07/18/25
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Exhilarant spruce fortuitous meteor
  07/18/25
Haha wow There's probably some sort of subreddit that wou...
Diverse menage marketing idea
  07/18/25
i think you also have scurvy.
charcoal azn
  07/18/25
would you describe it as a PEAK EXPERIENCE?
Irradiated trump supporter
  07/18/25
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Exhilarant spruce fortuitous meteor
  07/18/25
How can a retainer fit down your throat? It seems like your ...
Massive Coiffed Telephone Gunner
  07/18/25
it's weird as fuck. maybe I should look into a lawsuit
Ruddy locus
  07/18/25
"I started choking and genuinely thought I was going to...
Massive Coiffed Telephone Gunner
  07/18/25
Yeah it's possible. I was chilling out after initial panic b...
Ruddy locus
  07/18/25
this sounds nightmarish
charcoal azn
  07/18/25
Are you the one whose dental hygienist was dry humping him? ...
Cyan Patrolman
  07/18/25
Missed that thread but this accident would no doubt give bro...
Ruddy locus
  07/18/25
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Ruddy locus
  07/18/25
Are you 300lbs?
aromatic office messiness
  07/18/25


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Date: July 17th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: Ruddy locus

Let me start by saying this is not flame.

Got braces off like 20 years ago, and I’ve worn a retainer occasionally ever since. It’s a Hawley-style lower retainer, the kind with the acrylic and wire. I still wear it maybe once a month because I notice mild shifting when I don't

This past Sunday morning, I had it in and took a big gulp of water with a handful of vitamins and supplements. Somehow it slipped out and went straight down my throat. I started choking and genuinely thought I was going to die for a minute, then things calmed down and I realized what had happened. My girlfriend took me to the ER, and they did an x-ray and found the retainer lodged in my esophagus. They put me under and tried to pull it back up, but couldn’t safely, so they pushed it into my stomach and had to perform open abdominal surgery cutting into my stomach to remove. Was only supposed to be in the OR for about an hour but I ended up in there for like six.

Afterward they told me the GI team might have accidentally punctured my esophagus while trying to pull the retainer out or that the retainer might have done it going down. They weren’t sure, so they started me on antibiotics and kept me in the hospital for observation. I had to wait until the next day to get a CT scan after drinking contrast to rule out a perforation. Once they confirmed everything was intact and I could eat solid food again without an issue, they discharged me on day three.

Wouldn't have thought it was possible to swallow one of these things. I’ve never heard of it happening. I looked around online, checked ChatGPT, etc. As far as I can tell, there’s one recorded case from 1987, and that one was considered life-threatening. I’ve barely ever been in a hospital before this. Whole thing feels surreal and kind of embarrassing.

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Date: July 17th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: stirring base

180

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Date: July 17th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Ruddy locus



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Date: July 17th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Vermilion private investor site



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Date: July 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Ruddy locus



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Date: July 17th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Pink jewess degenerate



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Date: July 17th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Vermilion private investor site

increduble

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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: Ruddy locus

Not flame:

https://ibb.co/nMk107Dp

https://ibb.co/zV0fdjy7

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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: flickering hell prole

Are you a great big fat person?

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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Ruddy locus

Nah

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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Canary laughsome kitchen double fault



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Charismatic Sandwich Incel

Incredible jaw

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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Ruddy locus

Ty

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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant spruce fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:52 AM
Author: Diverse menage marketing idea

Haha wow

There's probably some sort of subreddit that would get a kick out of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2).#49111025)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: charcoal azn

i think you also have scurvy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2).#49111876)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:29 AM
Author: Irradiated trump supporter

would you describe it as a PEAK EXPERIENCE?

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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Exhilarant spruce fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:56 AM
Author: Massive Coiffed Telephone Gunner

How can a retainer fit down your throat? It seems like your wind pipes are abnormally large

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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Ruddy locus

it's weird as fuck. maybe I should look into a lawsuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2).#49111455)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:57 AM
Author: Massive Coiffed Telephone Gunner

"I started choking and genuinely thought I was going to die for a minute, then things calmed down"

Are you sure you didn't just feel calm about dying?

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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Ruddy locus

Yeah it's possible. I was chilling out after initial panic but started thinking what a retarded way this was going to be to go out

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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: charcoal azn

this sounds nightmarish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2).#49111859)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Cyan Patrolman

Are you the one whose dental hygienist was dry humping him? She's going to get the ick if she hears you swallowed your retainer whole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2).#49111902)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Ruddy locus

Missed that thread but this accident would no doubt give broads the ick. Current gf is heroic but would expect other American women I've dated to prob leave me within 48 hrs after this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2).#49111943)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Ruddy locus



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: aromatic office messiness

Are you 300lbs?

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