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Rate my dating Stats lately (Doodikoff)

- up until about two weeks ago - was actually in a very shor...
michael doodikoff
  08/14/25
I assume you were fucking the first one?
Judas Jones
  08/14/25
yeah
michael doodikoff
  08/14/25
I mean, they all sound like a disaster, but 180 that you're ...
Judas Jones
  08/14/25
good for doodikoff I guess, personally I take pains to avoid...
Oh, you travel?
  08/14/25
...
lsd
  08/14/25
honestly the Zyn popping bolt ons alcoholic chick was a good...
michael doodikoff
  08/14/25
understandable at 30… but dude
Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong
  08/14/25
I hear you man, I hear you. Complete bullet in the brain dis...
michael doodikoff
  08/14/25
Pics don’t work
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  08/14/25
no criminal record that I could tell tp
Nothing Ever Happens
  08/14/25
fucking ridiculous that so many of these chicks have crimina...
michael doodikoff
  08/14/25
...
Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong
  08/14/25
((Doodikoff)) have you considered even trying to meet a woma...
fulano
  08/14/25
I actually try to. They don't match with me very much. This ...
michael doodikoff
  08/14/25
It sounds like yoga/pilates is not a hobby, it is a lifestyl...
Judas Jones
  08/14/25
...
lsd
  08/14/25
on the upnote the hottest girl at my yoga studio (which is f...
michael doodikoff
  08/14/25
subscribed to read fulano's poast later edit: oops, i too...
lsd
  08/14/25
180 rogue’s gallery of app sluts
cannon
  08/14/25
whatever pics you use for "dating apps" are turnin...
guy doing uninteresting things online
  08/14/25
I use normal pics, no shirtless pics, multiple female friend...
michael doodikoff
  08/14/25
Pix don't work, boomer
grievance officer
  08/14/25
I noticed that. ImgBB must not allow posting nudes anymore.
michael doodikoff
  08/14/25
...
Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong
  08/14/25
Nothing to add, just wanted to thank you for the Content.
ghee
  08/14/25
...
lsd
  08/14/25
...
Nothing Ever Happens
  08/14/25
...
nu metal turntablist
  08/14/25
what's your assessment of the bolt-on girl ending things?
Metal Up Your Ass
  08/14/25
nothing to assess. Things went fine IMO, she just changed he...
michael doodikoff
  08/14/25
Are you an extravert or something?
Fag Forefather
  08/14/25
What is your best case scenario? Get married at 49, have a k...
Faggottini
  08/14/25
Doodikoff is a close relative of Jimmy Carter and will live ...
Nothing Ever Happens
  08/14/25
The criminal record thing is a good arc keep it going great ...
guy doing interesting things online
  08/14/25
great thread
scholarship
  08/14/25
imagine not voting for this guy in mpm
Nothing Ever Happens
  08/14/25
...
great thread
  08/14/25
cr ty Michael
artificial intelligence
  08/14/25
Preese a to fix a rinks ty.
The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT
  08/14/25
if IMGbb doesn't allow to post nudes without registering, wh...
michael doodikoff
  08/14/25
https://postimages.org/ This is what rsf used for his CLE...
Risten
  08/14/25
...
Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong
  08/14/25
updated, brother
michael doodikoff
  08/14/25
...
Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong
  08/14/25
UNNNGGHHHH you would have got to meet petey pablo's sockful ...
Risten
  08/14/25
I talked to her on the phone a couple times. I think she is ...
michael doodikoff
  08/14/25
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  08/14/25
Aren’t you a bit old for “dating”?
jew hater
  08/14/25
what is the max age that people can date?
michael doodikoff
  08/14/25
18
guy doing interesting things online
  08/14/25
Love you doodikoff. Dating sounds absolutely horrific in 202...
Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove
  08/14/25
doodikoff can you out your yoga studio w/hotties? i live (so...
Florida Panthers
  08/14/25
want to set up an ATL meetup
michael doodikoff
  08/14/25
(poli sci shithead) OP is a narrative, not statistics
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  08/14/25
Are you tall and chadly?
SkaddenArse
  08/14/25
tall yes but apparently not very chadly
michael doodikoff
  08/14/25


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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

- up until about two weeks ago - was actually in a very short intense relationship with a girl that lived about an hour and a half away for a couple weeks but we hung out a couple of weekends. Baywatch body - huge bolt ons and she was a pilates freak and had an amazing body. She dumped me over text with no warning. She had a pretty bad drinking problem, would drink 2x the number of drinks I would at any dinner or bar, popped Zyns like it was candy, didn't have a car because she crashed it over 4th of July was drunk, had an ex's name tattooed on her wrist, and had a felony in Florida for DV against some ex that she disclosed to me and I confirmed by google search. Despite that, easily the girl that I liked the most in a very long time, very cool. Dumped me with the "you are such a great guy, but I've got to work on myself...." text

- day that she dumped me, I was feeling kinda shitty. Matched with a new girl. Within a half hour of exchanging phone numbers, she sent me the following unrequested nudes (third one was a full video of her masturbating in the shower).

https://postimg.cc/G4fmG25N

https://postimg.cc/0ML40G0F

still from video: https://postimg.cc/YL8p9qFd

(She said she is not married despite ring in this pic)

Also sent me all sorts of sexually suggestive texts without ever meeting her. Very very nice on the phone, kinda redneck. She is an admitted former addict, works at a rehab facility now. Looked her up, she also had multiple mugshots posted online for criminal acts. Brainstormed this with my bros, we decided I might catch HIV if I did anything with this chick. Decided to bail, never met her.

- next I matched with some cute single mom. Met her, a litte plumper than her pics indicated, she grilled me the entire date about what I thought about her having a kid. She was nice overall, but decided not to pursue. no criminal record that I could tell

- matched with a really hot yoga shrew next, like perfect body, this past sunday. Talked on the phone a few times, she was ok. Turns out she quit her corporate job and works at Trader Joes, goes to bed around 7 or 8pm (to get up a 4:30am) almost every day, and when she is free she teaches yoga and never has any time. This morning invited her to do something on Saturday, still (4pm) haven't heard back from her

- today matched with another hottie that lives on the outskirts of town. She immediately wanted my number. Already sent me a video of her jogging (like a selfie video), seems to be a lot bigger than her pics indicated. Looked her up, she has had her mugshot posted for crimes around 6 times since 2021 on her local county facebook mugshot group

- last night went out for drinks with a former "work wife" at my office who changed jobs. Cute as can be, but married. Really really sweet person. She told me all about her marriage issues, indicated that she was unhappy in it, alluded to several affairs she has had in the past. Not sure but suspicious she may have other intentions here that I do not want a part of.

I'll update as the week goes on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185443)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Judas Jones

I assume you were fucking the first one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185457)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185458)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: Judas Jones

I mean, they all sound like a disaster, but 180 that you're out there banging.

OYT, ur response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185462)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Oh, you travel? ( )

good for doodikoff I guess, personally I take pains to avoid these kinds of people at all costs. he can have the “win”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185472)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: lsd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185476)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

honestly the Zyn popping bolt ons alcoholic chick was a good time, I enjoyed my time with her a lot and miss her. Not just for sex or drinking either, legit enjoyed being around her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185487)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

understandable at 30… but dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185517)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

I hear you man, I hear you. Complete bullet in the brain disaster, I know it. Its the best I can get these days though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185533)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


Pics don’t work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185461)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

no criminal record that I could tell tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185463)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

fucking ridiculous that so many of these chicks have criminal records.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185467)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185518)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: fulano

((Doodikoff)) have you considered even trying to meet a woman without bolt ons and rehab experiences?

I'm not a scientist but you might get along with a nice person who shares some of your vast interests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185465)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

I actually try to. They don't match with me very much. This is what I am left with. Believe me I'd much prefer a normal, classy girl with morals that has a normal job and went to a regular SEC school or something, with no criminal record, and there are lots of those around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185471)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Judas Jones

It sounds like yoga/pilates is not a hobby, it is a lifestyle for these crazy shrews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185475)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: lsd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185477)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

on the upnote the hottest girl at my yoga studio (which is full of hot chicks) chats me up every week after class, but never for very long so I am trying to play it cool. She actually introduced herself to me first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185481)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: lsd

subscribed to read fulano's poast later

edit: oops, i took too long to read op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185470)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: cannon

180 rogue’s gallery of app sluts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185478)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: guy doing uninteresting things online

whatever pics you use for "dating apps" are turning off normal women and you get these type of women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185486)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

I use normal pics, no shirtless pics, multiple female friends have vetted my profile and said I looked normal and classy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185491)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: grievance officer

Pix don't work, boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185504)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

I noticed that. ImgBB must not allow posting nudes anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185509)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185524)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: ghee

Nothing to add, just wanted to thank you for the Content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185513)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: lsd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185527)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185598)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: nu metal turntablist



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185726)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

what's your assessment of the bolt-on girl ending things?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185649)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

nothing to assess. Things went fine IMO, she just changed her mind, maybe another dude in the picture, who knows. doesnt matter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185723)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Fag Forefather

Are you an extravert or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185653)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Faggottini

What is your best case scenario? Get married at 49, have a kid in your 50s and start getting dementia just as they're leaving high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185660)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

Doodikoff is a close relative of Jimmy Carter and will live to 103 afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185692)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: guy doing interesting things online

The criminal record thing is a good arc keep it going great content

Repost the pics when you have a chance please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185671)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: scholarship

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185680)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

imagine not voting for this guy in mpm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185691)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: great thread



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185736)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

cr ty Michael

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185806)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT

Preese a to fix a rinks ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185707)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

if IMGbb doesn't allow to post nudes without registering, where can you upload these now free and discrete?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185727)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Risten

https://postimages.org/

This is what rsf used for his CLEEPY AND POSSIBRY IRREGAR hotel pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185773)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185783)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

updated, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185790)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185798)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Risten

UNNNGGHHHH you would have got to meet petey pablo's sockful of pennies but who cares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185801)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

I talked to her on the phone a couple times. I think she is legit, but a complete mess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185815)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185738)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: jew hater

Aren’t you a bit old for “dating”?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185708)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

what is the max age that people can date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185724)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: guy doing interesting things online

18

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185725)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove

Love you doodikoff. Dating sounds absolutely horrific in 2025.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185731)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Florida Panthers

doodikoff can you out your yoga studio w/hotties? i live (sort of) in the area. i think im farther north than where id guess you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185740)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

want to set up an ATL meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185768)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


(poli sci shithead)

OP is a narrative, not statistics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185748)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: SkaddenArse

Are you tall and chadly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185771)



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Date: August 14th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

tall yes but apparently not very chadly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762468&forum_id=2).#49185793)