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"Counsel, you're saying vehicular manslaughter doesn't apply to 'Chads'"?

"Your honor, the legislature must clearly state when th...
Vexatious pro se prole
  12/25/25
Prosecutor: "Your honor, he hasn't even established his...
Vexatious pro se prole
  12/25/25
Prosecutor: "Your honor the standard is preponderance o...
A Husserlian Transcendental Ego If You Can Keep It
  12/25/25
The Court: "But don't all murderers become Chads? How d...
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  12/25/25


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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Vexatious pro se prole

"Your honor, the legislature must clearly state when they intend the law to apply to Chads. And they haven't done so here"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814157&forum_id=2).#49539797)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Vexatious pro se prole

Prosecutor: "Your honor, he hasn't even established his client is a Chad. The jury must decide this. We need discovery"

Def: "No your honor, once we make a prima facie case that he--that he has either abs or hunter eyes, it's their--it's the state's burden to rebut it beyond a reasonable doubt."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814157&forum_id=2).#49539800)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: A Husserlian Transcendental Ego If You Can Keep It

Prosecutor: "Your honor the standard is preponderance of the evidence, and precedent clearly states that any Norwood level greater than II is dispositive in these cases."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814157&forum_id=2).#49539804)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Vexatious pro se prole

The Court: "But don't all murderers become Chads? How do I resolve the hybristophilia issue?"

Pros: "Only serial killers your honor."

Def: "Actually a recent Fifth Circuit case interpreting a nearly identical statute held there's a presumption of hybristophilia if the vehicle was worth over $65K"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814157&forum_id=2).#49539815)