my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenber...	bearded marvelous fortuitous meteor	07/16/23
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You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it	Maroon Learning Disabled Hissy Fit National	07/16/23
You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash the...	Fiercely-loyal pervert	07/16/23
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just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closel...	bearded marvelous fortuitous meteor	07/16/23
Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did...	soul-stirring ape university	07/16/23
assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. w...	bearded marvelous fortuitous meteor	07/16/23
It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review...	soul-stirring ape university	07/16/23
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first off, fuck your ass and the clique you claim	violet embarrassed to the bone jap state	11/29/23
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Date: July 16th, 2023 12:32 AM Author: bearded marvelous fortuitous meteor my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenberger to give the keynote address. it really was a great speech. afterward, he was mingling with several firm bigwigs and i walked up to try to ingratiate myself. i felt a little self-conscious sidling up like that and tried to break the tension with a joke. as soon as i walked up i looked at sully and said “well, i guess everyone’s the hero of their own story, right?” i’m actually a big fan and thought my comment would be self-evidently tongue in cheek. anyway, nobody said anything for like the longest three seconds of my life and sully finally responded with a very sober (and just gracious enough to be deadly) “i suppose that’s often the case, son.” my group head immediately stepped in to remind sully of someone he wanted him to meet and the crowd dispersed. haven’t heard anything from any of them since. what’s my play here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#46552552)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:34 AM Author: misanthropic tank parlour lol alpha af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#46552632)

Date: July 16th, 2023 12:34 AM Author: Diverse Vermilion Sweet Tailpipe Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#46552556)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:28 AM Author: Hairraiser high-end shrine skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#46552626)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:33 AM Author: Maroon Learning Disabled Hissy Fit National You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#46552631)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:36 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal pervert You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash their planes." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#46552634)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:43 AM Author: doobsian charismatic love of her life becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#46553264)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM Author: soul-stirring ape university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#46553283)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM Author: Haunting Insanely Creepy Goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#48768815)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Talented white stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#49856899)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: bearded marvelous fortuitous meteor just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closely. he said the hardest part of his night was not busting out laughing when i said it but that he wouldn’t want to be me today. how bad is this likely to get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#46553249)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:40 AM Author: soul-stirring ape university Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did a little bit of piloting and once landed an Airbus in the Hudson, you just weren't a publicity hound about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#46553255)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:45 AM Author: bearded marvelous fortuitous meteor assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. would there be some way for the firm to verify this? faa records or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#46553272)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM Author: soul-stirring ape university It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review every FAA record to confirm you didn't land an AirBus in the Hudson. If they get really aggressive, you can also mention that you were working for the CIA at the time and the details of the incident are classified. If they have a top secret clearance and a plausible need to know, then you can share the details but until then you've said as much as you can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#46553282)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:03 AM Author: bearded marvelous fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#46561001)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:05 AM Author: chrome international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#46561006)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: lavender cocky striped hyena institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#47112135)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Talented white stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#48768744)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Talented white stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#49856901)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:00 PM Author: Passionate rebellious gaping newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#48768633)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM Author: Haunting Insanely Creepy Goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#48768818)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:04 AM Author: Fragrant parlor stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#46561004)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:03 AM Author: bearded marvelous fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#47112131)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: coral stag film faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#47112136)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:06 AM Author: chrome international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#47112143)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:40 AM Author: violet embarrassed to the bone jap state first off, fuck your ass and the clique you claim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#47112231)

Date: February 14th, 2024 12:17 AM Author: bearded marvelous fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#47400840)

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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:49 PM Author: alcoholic effete church building affirmative action Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#48768838)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:23 PM Author: bearded marvelous fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#49856893)