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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
mauve bearded den
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
submissive poppy immigrant stage
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
fragrant abusive depressive property
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
Metal cordovan shitlib
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
fragrant abusive depressive property
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
fragrant abusive depressive property
  06/29/24
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Irradiated amber mexican
  06/29/24
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Cerebral Dun Legend
  06/29/24
180
Histrionic transparent headpube
  06/29/24
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boyish pearl stead
  06/29/24
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Greedy Liquid Oxygen Site
  06/29/24
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mauve bearded den
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
Irradiated amber mexican
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
Aquamarine center
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
bateful glassy menage indirect expression
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
Irradiated amber mexican
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
bateful glassy menage indirect expression
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
Irradiated amber mexican
  06/29/24
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bateful glassy menage indirect expression
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
hyperventilating hissy fit office
  06/22/25
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cyan famous landscape painting
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
Aquamarine center
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
Bearded gaping roast beef
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
bateful glassy menage indirect expression
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
Bearded gaping roast beef
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
azure erotic state
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
Cerebral Dun Legend
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
Bespoke nursing home
  06/29/24
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godawful ungodly cuckold hairy legs
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
garnet contagious step-uncle's house idea he suggested
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
cheese-eating talented prole locus
  06/29/24
Jfc
passionate chrome patrolman
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
Greedy Liquid Oxygen Site
  06/29/24
she did it again
mauve bearded den
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
plum marvelous jewess
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
cyan famous landscape painting
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
submissive poppy immigrant stage
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: mauve bearded den

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: submissive poppy immigrant stage

She longs for the fist brother

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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: fragrant abusive depressive property

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2).#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: Metal cordovan shitlib

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: fragrant abusive depressive property

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: fragrant abusive depressive property

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Irradiated amber mexican

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Cerebral Dun Legend

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Histrionic transparent headpube

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: boyish pearl stead



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Greedy Liquid Oxygen Site



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: mauve bearded den



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: Irradiated amber mexican

dont use cheap pasta

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: Aquamarine center

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2).#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: bateful glassy menage indirect expression

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2).#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Irradiated amber mexican

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2).#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: bateful glassy menage indirect expression

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2).#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Irradiated amber mexican

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2).#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: bateful glassy menage indirect expression



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: hyperventilating hissy fit office

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2).#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: cyan famous landscape painting



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: Aquamarine center

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Bearded gaping roast beef

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2).#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: bateful glassy menage indirect expression

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Bearded gaping roast beef

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2).#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: azure erotic state

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2).#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Cerebral Dun Legend

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2).#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Bespoke nursing home

Snap one of her arms

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: godawful ungodly cuckold hairy legs



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: garnet contagious step-uncle's house idea he suggested

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: cheese-eating talented prole locus

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: passionate chrome patrolman

Jfc

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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Greedy Liquid Oxygen Site

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: mauve bearded den

she did it again

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: plum marvelous jewess

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2).#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: cyan famous landscape painting

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2).#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: submissive poppy immigrant stage

You can't get any more prole jfc

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