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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Painfully Honest Rose Plaza Sandwich
  06/03/25
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Multi-colored ruddy kitchen
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
Translucent Space Roast Beef
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Painfully Honest Rose Plaza Sandwich
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
Henna bawdyhouse famous landscape painting
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Impertinent Gaming Laptop
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Painfully Honest Rose Plaza Sandwich
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
Brindle wrinkle heaven
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
High-end Bull Headed Hell
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Painfully Honest Rose Plaza Sandwich
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Vigorous out-of-control police squad stage
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
nighttime potus dog poop
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Umber tantric public bath dopamine
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Cerebral jap love of her life
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
supple resort
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Azure Range Sex Offender
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Painfully Honest Rose Plaza Sandwich
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Khaki address feces
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Cerebral jap love of her life
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
passionate national security agency hospital
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
Sable cowardly selfie
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
elite transparent athletic conference
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
Brindle wrinkle heaven
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
Histrionic grizzly hall turdskin
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
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  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Canary Charismatic Faggotry French Chef
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
passionate national security agency hospital
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Painfully Honest Rose Plaza Sandwich
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Twisted Idea He Suggested Set
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
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  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Rose Plaza Sandwich

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: fragrant school cafeteria depressive

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: motley zippy organic girlfriend casino



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored ruddy kitchen



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Translucent Space Roast Beef

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Rose Plaza Sandwich

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Henna bawdyhouse famous landscape painting

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Impertinent Gaming Laptop

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Rose Plaza Sandwich

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Brindle wrinkle heaven

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: High-end Bull Headed Hell

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Rose Plaza Sandwich

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Vigorous out-of-control police squad stage

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: nighttime potus dog poop

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Umber tantric public bath dopamine

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Cerebral jap love of her life

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: supple resort

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Azure Range Sex Offender

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Rose Plaza Sandwich

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Khaki address feces

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Cerebral jap love of her life

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: passionate national security agency hospital

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Sable cowardly selfie

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: elite transparent athletic conference

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Brindle wrinkle heaven

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Histrionic grizzly hall turdskin

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: elite transparent athletic conference

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: motley zippy organic girlfriend casino



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Vigorous out-of-control police squad stage

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Canary Charismatic Faggotry French Chef

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: passionate national security agency hospital

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Rose Plaza Sandwich

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Twisted Idea He Suggested Set

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Crawly Field Half-breed

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986845)