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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Insecure Brunch Yarmulke
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
opaque national security agency
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Nubile Hairraiser Liquid Oxygen
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
opaque national security agency
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territorial really tough guy place of business
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Gaped Dashing Public Bath
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
cracking hairless forum
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Gaped Dashing Public Bath
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arousing confused incel chad
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Judgmental library
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
deranged lilac round eye
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
Sickened marvelous garrison coffee pot
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
boyish garnet principal's office
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Sickened marvelous garrison coffee pot
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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Concupiscible stock car
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aphrodisiac indirect expression abode
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
Spectacular coldplay fan
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
Chocolate Headpube
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
twisted indian lodge
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
lake overrated french chef
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
Painfully honest twinkling kitty cat lay
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idiotic crawly nursing home lettuce
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territorial really tough guy place of business
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disrespectful grizzly parlor
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
Judgmental library
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Insecure Brunch Yarmulke

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: opaque national security agency

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Nubile Hairraiser Liquid Oxygen

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: opaque national security agency

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: territorial really tough guy place of business



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Gaped Dashing Public Bath



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: cracking hairless forum

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Gaped Dashing Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: arousing confused incel chad

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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Judgmental library



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: deranged lilac round eye

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Sickened marvelous garrison coffee pot

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: boyish garnet principal's office

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Sickened marvelous garrison coffee pot



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: titillating ebony boistinker

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Concupiscible stock car



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Free-loading property candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: sepia casino nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: idiotic crawly nursing home lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Buck-toothed pearl ape



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: idiotic crawly nursing home lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: aphrodisiac indirect expression abode



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Spectacular coldplay fan

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Chocolate Headpube

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: twisted indian lodge

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: lake overrated french chef

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Painfully honest twinkling kitty cat lay

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: idiotic crawly nursing home lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: territorial really tough guy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: disrespectful grizzly parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Judgmental library

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49057026)