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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Free-loading Personal Credit Line Elastic Band
  06/30/25
wow lol
Excitant toilet seat
  06/30/25
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Nighttime new version address
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Excitant toilet seat
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Free-loading Personal Credit Line Elastic Band
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
orange talented scourge upon the earth associate
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Free-loading Personal Credit Line Elastic Band
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Wonderful lavender pocket flask
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Crimson beta step-uncle's house ceo
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Excitant toilet seat
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Effete motley fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Free-loading Personal Credit Line Elastic Band
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Crimson beta step-uncle's house ceo
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Garnet pervert temple
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Excitant toilet seat
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Free-loading Personal Credit Line Elastic Band
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Angry Trip Cruise Ship Brethren
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Misanthropic state
  06/30/25
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house-broken national athletic conference
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Vibrant place of business hall
  06/30/25
...
Free-loading Personal Credit Line Elastic Band
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Ebony candlestick maker
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
multi-colored outnumbered parlor
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
rusted patrolman
  06/30/25
...
Effete motley fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Garnet pervert temple
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
embarrassed to the bone indigo factory reset button halford
  07/01/25
...
multi-colored outnumbered parlor
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
ocher charismatic knife house
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Charcoal Naked Dilemma
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Dashing ivory market indirect expression
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
exhilarant whorehouse
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Pale forum sandwich
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Razzle-dazzle set
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Free-loading Personal Credit Line Elastic Band

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Excitant toilet seat

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Nighttime new version address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Excitant toilet seat

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Free-loading Personal Credit Line Elastic Band

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: orange talented scourge upon the earth associate

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Free-loading Personal Credit Line Elastic Band

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Wonderful lavender pocket flask

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Crimson beta step-uncle's house ceo

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Excitant toilet seat

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Effete motley fortuitous meteor

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Free-loading Personal Credit Line Elastic Band

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Crimson beta step-uncle's house ceo

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Garnet pervert temple

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Excitant toilet seat

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Free-loading Personal Credit Line Elastic Band

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Angry Trip Cruise Ship Brethren

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Misanthropic state

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: house-broken national athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Vibrant place of business hall

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Free-loading Personal Credit Line Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Ebony candlestick maker

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: multi-colored outnumbered parlor

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: rusted patrolman

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Effete motley fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Garnet pervert temple

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone indigo factory reset button halford

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: multi-colored outnumbered parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: ocher charismatic knife house

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Charcoal Naked Dilemma

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Dashing ivory market indirect expression

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: exhilarant whorehouse

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Pale forum sandwich

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle set

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065360)