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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Stimulating messiness associate
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
nofapping house
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Disrespectful gas station alpha
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
nofapping house
  07/14/25
100%
Jade location
  07/15/25
FAG
lascivious umber laser beams
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Soul-stirring Chest-beating Nursing Home Puppy
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
orange knife abode
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Azure Aggressive Coffee Pot
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Jade location
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
abusive pozpig lay
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Stimulating messiness associate
  07/14/25
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Aphrodisiac Geriatric Round Eye
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
abusive pozpig lay
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Stimulating messiness associate
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
abusive pozpig lay
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Stimulating messiness associate
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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Turquoise Curious Church Headpube
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Hairraiser rebellious business firm
  07/15/25
Lol
abusive pozpig lay
  07/15/25
jfc 180
lascivious umber laser beams
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Jade location
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Pearly Magical Stage Masturbator
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Azure Aggressive Coffee Pot
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
nofapping house
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Disrespectful gas station alpha
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abusive pozpig lay
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Stimulating messiness associate
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
nofapping house
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Stimulating messiness associate
  07/14/25
wut
Ruby Offensive Dragon
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Stimulating messiness associate
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
submissive senate
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Turquoise Curious Church Headpube
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
avocado vigorous native
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Heady cobalt digit ratio locale
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Soul-stirring Chest-beating Nursing Home Puppy
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ivory skinny woman
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we all have brother
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Turquoise Curious Church Headpube
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
khaki adventurous school codepig
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Angry factory reset button
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Idiotic Laughsome Office Pistol
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Turquoise Curious Church Headpube
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Sapphire corner toaster
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
cruel-hearted crusty market windowlicker
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Costumed kitchen
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
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  07/14/25
Incredible thread
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  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Wild slate hell famous landscape painting
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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Jade location
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Jade location
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Stimulating messiness associate
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Stimulating messiness associate

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: nofapping house

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Disrespectful gas station alpha

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: nofapping house

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Jade location

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: lascivious umber laser beams

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Chest-beating Nursing Home Puppy

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: orange knife abode

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Azure Aggressive Coffee Pot



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Jade location



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: abusive pozpig lay

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Stimulating messiness associate

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Geriatric Round Eye



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: abusive pozpig lay

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Stimulating messiness associate

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: abusive pozpig lay

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Stimulating messiness associate

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: abusive pozpig lay

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Turquoise Curious Church Headpube



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser rebellious business firm

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: abusive pozpig lay

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: lascivious umber laser beams

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Jade location



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Pearly Magical Stage Masturbator

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Azure Aggressive Coffee Pot

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: nofapping house

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Disrespectful gas station alpha



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: abusive pozpig lay



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Stimulating messiness associate

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: nofapping house

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Stimulating messiness associate

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Ruby Offensive Dragon

wut

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Stimulating messiness associate

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: submissive senate

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Turquoise Curious Church Headpube



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Keepsake Machete



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Heady cobalt digit ratio locale



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: bateful free-loading pocket flask



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: impertinent spot fanboi



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: avocado vigorous native

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Heady cobalt digit ratio locale

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Chest-beating Nursing Home Puppy



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: ivory skinny woman



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Geriatric Round Eye



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Mauve Sanctuary



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: abusive pozpig lay



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Opaque contagious hairy legs depressive



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: silver stirring cuckoldry address



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: ivory skinny woman



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Jade location

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Jade location



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Turquoise Curious Church Headpube



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: khaki adventurous school codepig

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Angry factory reset button



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Idiotic Laughsome Office Pistol

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Turquoise Curious Church Headpube

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Sapphire corner toaster

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: cruel-hearted crusty market windowlicker

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Costumed kitchen

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Beta brindle tanning salon newt

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: exciting sadistic property

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Wild slate hell famous landscape painting

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser rebellious business firm

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: topaz cerebral faggotry goyim



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: lascivious umber laser beams



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: abusive pozpig lay



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Jade location



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Jade location

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Stimulating messiness associate

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104451)