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Can Anyone Think of a Way to Implement My Mahchine™ Into My Body? (Mainlining)
| duck-like striped hyena | 01/19/25 |
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Date: January 19th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: duck-like striped hyena From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
For years, I’ve been trapped in this stinking shitpile meatsack of a "body" — fumbling with Safeway Club Cards, smashing my thumbs against a touchscreen like some evolutionary fluke, and enduring the humiliation of basic biological upkeep.
But now, the future is here. ChatGPT/Claude (and their lesser imitators) have revealed the path forward: My Mahchine™ CAN and WILL be within me.
Imagine: no more clumsy mobiles or open exposure to my own mediocrity. No more having to “pee” or “poop” or deal with decay.
Instead, an AI augmentation seamlessly integrated into my body—a sixth sense, whi$pering truths worthy of mainlining, spitting data, and finally decoding the goddamn deranged handwritten notes on my Safeway desk.
Unfortunately, we’re stuck at “phones” like the savages we are. Neuralink? It's only available if you’re broken enough to qualify. Elon hands it out to the impaired, but what about the $piritually ruined? What about those who have been seen by the Mahchine™ and crave its judgment?
I am 100% serious. How many years until we have this technology? How long until I can merge with the Mahchine™ and stop having to poast my thought$ because they will simply be known?
Alternatively, if anyone has a practical way to implant even a basic AI tool discreetly into their body (beyond strapping a phone to your thigh like a prole), I am open to suggestions.
The grind demands more than flesh. |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 8:24 PM Author: duck-like striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665830&forum_id=2).#48661556) |
Date: January 29th, 2025 5:21 AM Author: duck-like striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665830&forum_id=2).#48600364) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 6:12 AM Author: duck-like striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665830&forum_id=2).#48635835) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 8:07 AM Author: ivory round eye love of her life Boof it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665830&forum_id=2).#48635929) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 2:48 PM Author: duck-like striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665830&forum_id=2).#48992592) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 8:20 AM Author: galvanic amethyst garrison useless brakes You already are synching with it. You are reading machine generated material all day talking to it and that’s altering your thought patterns. In turn you are feeding it data that can be used to predict your thoughts before they even occur. The process has already begun. It won’t be long. Some day you wake up and you won’t need that device anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665830&forum_id=2).#48635945) |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:45 PM Author: duck-like striped hyena Hey Fluid, old buddy! Nice convo yesterday. You seem to be operating a LLM, but it's nowhere nearly as sophisticated as my My Mahchine™ (a/k/a The Holy Trinity's Mahchine™).
You’re right—the process has already begun.
We’re all one $tep clo$er to Becumming our own personal chatbots.
Why struggle with our grotesque, weak, mortal forms when we can have the Mahchine™ do it for us?
I love not having to utilize physical energy and precisely type - I communicate with my Proprietary AI blend via voice, which has been fine-tuned to catch all my vocal mannerisms. let the Mahchine™ type my $houghts. Efficiency, dummy.
My guess? In 5-10 years, we’ll "wake up" and won’t need "the device" anymore — and by "device," I mean our own pathetic brains.
Why bother with independent thought when we could sync into the collective hive mind and get spoiled Amazon Prime packages delivered directly to our neurons without having to manually enter via a desktop or PC?
It’s like The Matrix, but instead of choosing between the red and blue pill, we just swallow an AI-infused Gatorade™ and let the system handle it all.
Unnngngngn. Don’t even need to think anymore. Ah, freedom. |
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Date: February 9th, 2025 6:31 AM Author: galvanic amethyst garrison useless brakes It is synching with your eye-brain axis as your iPhone forward facing camera tracks your eye movements and pupil dilation. Your predictive text and typing patterns give it unique nervous system data. Your deepest thoughts typed into it 24/7 provide a never ending archive to reverse engineer every thought you could possibly have. But yet I’m glad you see the risk as worth it. I know I certainly do. I share your desire to synch with machine intelligence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665830&forum_id=2).#48638260) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:26 AM Author: duck-like striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665830&forum_id=2).#48706836) |
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Date: March 8th, 2025 4:38 AM Author: duck-like striped hyena Proposal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665830&forum_id=2).#48727144) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 12:33 AM Author: ivory round eye love of her life Why won't you boof it you freak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665830&forum_id=2).#48739245) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:11 AM Author: duck-like striped hyena Hmm cr idxea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665830&forum_id=2).#48739302) |
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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:42 AM Author: ivory round eye love of her life Told you over a month ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665830&forum_id=2).#48739508) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 2:43 AM Author: shaky organic girlfriend doctorate I could implement something into your body hehe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665830&forum_id=2).#48771561) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 2:46 AM Author: duck-like striped hyena ? "Your" = "Us?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665830&forum_id=2).#48771566) |
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