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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
Bateful offensive main people garrison
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
Anal Pale Tattoo Tank
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
Bateful offensive main people garrison
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
wonderful rebellious spot reading party
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
Poppy gas station
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
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  06/06/25
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Spectacular Legend
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
Anal Pale Tattoo Tank
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
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  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
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  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
Bateful offensive main people garrison
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
Laughsome location
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
Bateful offensive main people garrison
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
Red new version hissy fit
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
Bateful offensive main people garrison
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
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u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
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  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
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Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
Know-it-all massive state
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
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  06/06/25
Damn
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  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
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not including tip
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I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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he can pay in installments using klarna
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He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
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  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
Indecent umber principal's office round eye
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
Bateful offensive main people garrison
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
Indecent umber principal's office round eye
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
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  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
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  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
Indecent umber principal's office round eye
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
Spectacular Legend
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
Bateful offensive main people garrison
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
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Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
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  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
Opaque casino
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u cant, ur back
impertinent kitty cat
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
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  06/06/25
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french bawdyhouse queen of the night
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
Thriller Parlor Goyim
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
Bateful offensive main people garrison
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
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  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
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  06/06/25
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Bateful offensive main people garrison
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
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  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
Startling hell
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
pea-brained irate brethren pozpig
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
Sexy goal in life
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
Primrose whorehouse
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
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  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
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  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
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  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
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  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Bateful offensive main people garrison

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Anal Pale Tattoo Tank

Did they check your blood pressure?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Bateful offensive main people garrison

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: wonderful rebellious spot reading party

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Poppy gas station

lol, can’t tell if flame

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: violent twinkling uncleanness

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: french bawdyhouse queen of the night



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Spectacular Legend



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Anal Pale Tattoo Tank

Also, this is 40.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Bateful offensive main people garrison

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Henna nofapping faggot firefighter university

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Bateful offensive main people garrison

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Laughsome location

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Bateful offensive main people garrison

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Red new version hissy fit

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Bateful offensive main people garrison

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Opaque casino

twist. you cant make this stuff up

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Henna nofapping faggot firefighter university

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Spectacular Legend



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Opaque casino

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Know-it-all massive state

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Bateful offensive main people garrison

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Know-it-all massive state

Damn

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Spectacular Legend

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Opaque casino

not including tip

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: bistre soul-stirring indian lodge persian



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Red new version hissy fit



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Thriller Parlor Goyim



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: violent twinkling uncleanness



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Rambunctious avocado forum national security agency

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Anal Pale Tattoo Tank



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Red new version hissy fit



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Henna nofapping faggot firefighter university



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Thriller Parlor Goyim



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Spruce galvanic messiness temple



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Startling hell



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: wonderful rebellious spot reading party



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Poppy gas station



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: diverse unhinged background story theater stage



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Domesticated crotch



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Sexy goal in life



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: pea-brained irate brethren pozpig



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Painfully honest infuriating native



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: razzmatazz property international law enforcement agency



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Vivacious immigrant stock car



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Violet mental disorder senate

LOL

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: soggy aromatic pervert



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Red new version hissy fit



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Out-of-control Fiercely-loyal Dragon

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: razzmatazz property international law enforcement agency

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Indecent umber principal's office round eye

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Bateful offensive main people garrison

dingfagged with prescription advil

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Indecent umber principal's office round eye

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Bateful offensive main people garrison

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Red new version hissy fit

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Indecent umber principal's office round eye

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Spectacular Legend

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Bateful offensive main people garrison

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Opaque casino

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Sexy goal in life

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: contagious internet-worthy cuck



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Opaque casino

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: impertinent kitty cat

u cant, ur back

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: canary autistic sanctuary ladyboy

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: french bawdyhouse queen of the night



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Thriller Parlor Goyim

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Bateful offensive main people garrison

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Thriller Parlor Goyim

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: glittery cuckoldry

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Bateful offensive main people garrison



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: diverse unhinged background story theater stage

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Startling hell

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: pea-brained irate brethren pozpig

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Sexy goal in life

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Primrose whorehouse

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: alcoholic fighting patrolman

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Rambunctious avocado forum national security agency

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Curious ruby theater

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Bateful offensive main people garrison

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48994921)