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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Provocative zombie-like nowag national
  06/30/25
wow lol
magical aphrodisiac people who are hurt
  06/30/25
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supple domesticated degenerate windowlicker
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
magical aphrodisiac people who are hurt
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Provocative zombie-like nowag national
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
thriller haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Provocative zombie-like nowag national
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Histrionic international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Sable Big Kitchen
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
magical aphrodisiac people who are hurt
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
green casino
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Provocative zombie-like nowag national
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Sable Big Kitchen
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Cordovan sinister sanctuary
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
magical aphrodisiac people who are hurt
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Provocative zombie-like nowag national
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
titillating laser beams
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Iridescent state
  06/30/25
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know-it-all pit tattoo
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Puce knife round eye
  06/30/25
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Provocative zombie-like nowag national
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Passionate topaz headpube address
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Impressive at-the-ready cuckoldry black woman
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
fuchsia menage karate
  06/30/25
...
green casino
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Cordovan sinister sanctuary
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Shivering jewess area
  07/01/25
...
Impressive at-the-ready cuckoldry black woman
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Confused Trump Supporter
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
dun buck-toothed lettuce parlor
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Mewling Swollen Pisswyrm Brunch
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
carnelian den
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Boyish deep codepig school cafeteria
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Beady-eyed Out-of-control Resort
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Provocative zombie-like nowag national

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: magical aphrodisiac people who are hurt

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: supple domesticated degenerate windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: magical aphrodisiac people who are hurt

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Provocative zombie-like nowag national

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: thriller haunted graveyard

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Provocative zombie-like nowag national

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Histrionic international law enforcement agency

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Sable Big Kitchen

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: magical aphrodisiac people who are hurt

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: green casino

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Provocative zombie-like nowag national

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Sable Big Kitchen

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Cordovan sinister sanctuary

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: magical aphrodisiac people who are hurt

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Provocative zombie-like nowag national

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: titillating laser beams

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Iridescent state

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: know-it-all pit tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Puce knife round eye

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Provocative zombie-like nowag national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Passionate topaz headpube address

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Impressive at-the-ready cuckoldry black woman

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: fuchsia menage karate

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: green casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Cordovan sinister sanctuary

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Shivering jewess area

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Impressive at-the-ready cuckoldry black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Confused Trump Supporter

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: dun buck-toothed lettuce parlor

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Mewling Swollen Pisswyrm Brunch

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: carnelian den

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Boyish deep codepig school cafeteria

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Out-of-control Resort

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065360)